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AWD DATES A LIBERAL! HILARITY DOES NOT ENSUE!

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HELLO, SOUL MATE!

AWD has recently found himself single as his former girlfriend decided to pursue other opportunities. So I’ve recently started circulating in the world of middle age singles. Yeah, lots of fun! It’s a jungle out there. And so difficult to find a good woman when all the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have restraining orders out on me.

Tonight, AWD met a new potential for a drank and to see if there was any chemistry between us after a quick phone call to ensure she wasn’t Caitlyn Jenner. Here’s the dialogue of our meeting:

AWD: Hello, sweet cheeks! Did you enjoy the beautiful day? I rode my Harley all over celebrating our new President.

Filly: Oh no! Don’t tell me you’re a Trump fan!

AWD: Well, yes I am.

Filly: Be a Republican but not a Trump fan!

AWD: Well, I’m a Libertarian more than a Republican. But what is it you don’t like about Trump?

Filly: He’s just awful!

AWD: What do you mean by “awful?”

Filly: Well he hates women and is such a racist!

AWD: What has he said or done to make you believe he hates women and what has he said or done to make you believe he is a racist?

Filly: This is not a great subject on a first date. But he’s a racist because he wants to build a wall.

AWD: Do you have locks on your door at your house? If so, why? And since you do have locks to keep unwanted out, do you believe anyone from anywhere should be able to walk into the United States and live here? Most times on welfare paid by the taxpayer?

Filly: My father was a Democrat precinct chair in Ohio (as she got up and walked out the door)

AWD: That’s his problem and you’re not in Ohio anymore, sugar boobs and you didn’t answer my question.

Now normally, AWD doesn’t have much to do with Yankees. But this was a quick set up so I didn’t have time to properly screen her geographical heritage. Plus, she had big boobs. But hopefully, this pinhead will move back to Ohio instead of polluting Texas with her stupid, leftist ideology.

Here’s the deal. And it’s always the same with liberals. They are long on name calling but short on facts. When challenged on her name calling, this Ohio filly didn’t have the first original thought. Just MSNBC talking points. Instead of answering questions based on her statements, she simply fled the scene when she could provide no answers.

I didn’t want to discuss politics with her but she began our conversation by disparaging Trump. I simply asked the evidence of her assertions. As with every liberal, she couldn’t defend her statements with fact so she up and ran away. No worries. I drank her wine after I finished mine.

AWD wouldn’t normally date a liberal unless they realized they accept and admit they believe in a failed ideology and kept their pie hole shut concerning politics. And had big boobs. Because I stand ever at the ready to layeth the smacketh down on any weak sh*t brought forth by some liberal babushka from Ohio!

Luckily, North Texas is full of hot, conservative babes. With big boobs. So hopefully I won’t run across another libtard from a Blue State as I search for my newest soul mate. Or my next ex-girlfriend.

AWD has long surmised that Liberals Depend On Stupid. Baseless criticisms coupled with name calling and temper tantrums are de riguer with leftists. Well, AWD is well-prepared to eject that leftist nonsense into the third row should some curvy liberal be foolish enough to throw their libtardist assertions my way.

Maybe AWD should have fillies fill out a political awareness test before meeting them in person. Anyone who calls a conservative politician a PC name will receive the wrath of AWD and will lose any and all AWD privileges! And what could be worse than that?

Liberals. Depend. On. Stupid!

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13 Comments

  1. Steven VanderMolen

    Fun post, AWD. It gave me a good laugh, thanks!

  2. Heh.

    Being about 30 minutes or so from Cincinnati, depending on how effe’d up I-75 is, I can tell you that once you get away from one of the big 3 C’s ( Cincinnati, Columbus and Cleveland), it is red and we were partying yesterday at work while listening to Trump give his speech!

    Hell, my husband and I kept our Trump yard sign and are considering putting it back out just to annoy any liberal that may be lurking about! We’re celebrating today. The weather is spring-like, and I’m buying steaks and we’re firing up the grill, baby!

    Libs up here are either grinding their teeth to dust right now, or giving out death stares. I LOVE it!

    • 3 Cs + Toledo.

    • Yep, did the same thing. Pulled the Trump yard sign out of the garage and staked it down on the lawn yesterday for the Inauguration.

      We have a stream of libs that drive by our house on the way to work, love it!!!!!!!!

      Suck it losers!

  3. Sarge the Annihilator

    You really dodged a bullet, Most women would have asked what year harley, Options, and how much is owed. then your truck, your house and any 401k, beware the evil temptress trust me, mine keep hauling my ass back to court, more money more money more money. never tell her attorney to suck your johnson. kinda regret that one.

  4. Rebelpatriot

    Damn I love your way of thinking AWD. Good luck on your filly search in north Texas. I sure hope Trump can fix the mess Obama has made of the country.

  5. Dan Patterson

    And you can’t fix stupid.

  6. That’s why it’s important that your children possess guns i.e assault rifles, semi-auto handguns BEFORE they get married. The leftist women undoubtedly are responsible for the low rate of gun ownership in the communist coasts, as compared to flyover country. That way, your adult children can can say: “I had guns BEFORE you, and if you don’t like it, then don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.” Don’t be like that Sean Penn, who gave up his guns guns because that Charlize Theron spread her legs.

    As they said on SNL: “P-Whipped!”

  7. Quartierleblanc

    We used to call that “slumming.” It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience, good practice for pursuit of the real thing and great way to add swastikas to the old fuselage. The weak and the stupid are always FOOD.
    BTW, my youngest son, met a fast talking Yankee woman who is very much against sport hunting. She knew he was from Texas and asked if he was a hunter. He said, truthfully that he had in the past, but wasn’t that interested in it. He did mention that his dear old daddy (me) was perhaps a bit different in his pursuit of this sport but did not go into significant details. I do hope he brings this one home for a visit.

    • Quartier, bring her to your house?? lol. That would be akin to bringing AWD to a BLM planning meeting! Have medical supplies on hand should the young liberal lass grace your doorway!

      awd

  8. AWD maybe you should consider MGTOW before you find yourself waking up next to Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

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