Conservative designer and blogger extroidinaire (or however the hell you spell it) Big Fur Hat of I Own The World has done it again with his Creepy Ass Cracka t shirt design! The new design promises to be a hit in gated communities and other creepy ass cracka enclaves throughout the country!
George Zimmerman, the original creepy ass cracka could hardly contain his excitement over the Creepy Ass Cracka t shirt design. He said:
“This new design boldly proclaims to thieves and thugs that I am a cracka! Moreover, a creepy ass cracka who won’t take any sh*t! When I am exonerated, I will wear my Creepy Ass Cracka t shirt every night while patrolling my neighborhood! I can’t wait to see if Big Fur Hat will release a Creepy Ass Hispanic Cracka shirt next!”
You can own your very own, limited edition Creepy Ass Cracka shirt and be the envy of your gated community and country club! They are available at Anthem Studios and are 100% cotton to keep you cool while you’re out on patrol. Colors include black and, of course, white. Cracka white.
While at Anthem Studios, you can pick up shirts from many of your favorite bloggers like Angry White Dude and Angry White Dude, dammit! I’m serious! Cheap-ass bastids!