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WHO CARES IF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN?

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GOOD!

So the world will stop if Congress can’t reach a new budget guaranteed to waste billions of dollars on moochers, benefits for illegal aliens, foreign aid to countries that despise us, and funding of endless, unwinnable wars. Yes, the government will shut down. Oh, the horrors!

According to Zero Hedge:

A federal closure would shutter National Park Service destinations like the Statue of Liberty, Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon. Government medical research would be suspended. Thousands of federal workers would be furloughed with thousands more working without pay until the shutdown ends, including homeland security personnel. Some veterans benefits could be suspended.

Well, outside of “some veterans benefits being suspended,” boo freaking hoo! I guaran-damn-tee you the bloated salaries and benefits for Congress and their staffs won’t be affected one little bit!

And so the Chinese tourists won’t be able to see the Grand Canyon? My eyes are moist with tears. Tell them to come back next year and tour the Canyon with their billions of dollars gained from stealing middle class jobs over here and their one-sided trade with America. I mean, it’s not like anyone’s going to steal the damn thing! Same with Yellowstone and the Statue of Liberty.

Oh, and Homeland Security won’t get paid? If that includes the perverted gropers at TSA, I’m all for that!

What’s holding up the new bloated, wasteful budget? Trump is insisting that funding for the border ball is included. We know, of course, that Congress wants a border wall like it wants term limits. Two thoughts:

1. I thought Me-hee-co was going to pay for the wall, Mr President. Que pasa con eso??!

2. America has billions to give Iran, rebuild mosques in Egypt, pay for the security of Germany, Japan, Korea, the world. $11 freaking billion to build a border wall is peanuts. Hell, tell them sumbitches like Warren Buffett, Stephen King, etc who continually bitch about not paying enough taxes to stroke a big-ass check worth $11 billion! Or tax the hell out of the billions being sent back to Me-hee-co by all the illegals. Damn, I need to be President.

Here’s why nobody in DC wants a government closure. They’re afraid everyone will find out the ugly truth. Nobody will miss a damn thing because the federal government has nearly affect on the lives of taxpayers! The lights will still be on (except in liberal hellholes like San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Nueva Jork heh heh heh), food will be on the shelves, street lights will work, etc. How many of y’all were planning on hitting the Canyon next week, anyway? Exactly.

Government exists to provide immense power and money to those who work in DC. Oh, and to steal from overworked producers to give to lazy moochers at the point of the IRS gun.

Shut that sumbitch down and board it all up! See if anyone who matters cares! It’s not like they’re doing anything we sent them there to do anyway.

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11 Comments

  1. Somebody should call their bluff and shut down the government for a while. See if anybody notices or cares other than the jackals in the media.

  2. “Oh, and to steal from overworked producers to give to lazy moochers at the point of the IRS gun.”

    Do I detect an Atlas Shrugged reference?
    Ayn got it right. In so many ways. On so many levels.

  3. Donald Trump was elected to build “the dang fence” just like that great senator from Arizona campaigned on……. you know the one I’m talking about……the senate owes this man Juan “cancer face” McPain so much for all the years of his service…..and that senate majority leader, and I stress the word leader, Mitch “the owl” McConnell needs to hold every senator accountable for building the dang fence……….we all know with leadership like this the “dang fence is going to be built…..and pronto……you know damn well their on it……priority numero-uno…..Mitch McConnell is “the man”……he’ll show everyone how to get it done……

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lwusMxiHc

    all you need do now is rely on “cancer face” and “the owl” to get it done……………

  4. DaveForTexas™

    Damn right, shut the sumbitch down! I’d love to take home 100% of my hard-earned paycheck, instead of it being pre-pilfered by the effing federal bureaucrats that have zero marketable skills and have better health and retirement benefits than I do.
    Hell I’d be willin ta pay maybe 10% to the state of Texas, as long as Texas secedes and kicks out all of the gold-brickin, egg-suckin,deadbeat leeches.
    Think of it…no more bs alphabet agencies or endless, undeclared world police wars for starters.

  5. DaveForTexas™

    Damn right, shut the sumbitch down!
    I’d love to take home 100% of my hard-earned paycheck, instead of it being pre-pilfered by the effing feds, who have zero marketable skills and have better health and retirement benefits than I do.
    If we secede and Texas runs all of the gold-brickin, egg-suckin, gravy-lickin federal leeches out, I’d be willing to pay maybe a 10% tax to the state of Texas.
    Think about it…an independent Texas…no more federal bs alphabet agencies and endless, undeclared war for starters. What’s not ta like about that?

  6. Quartierleblanc

    Wonderful idea, but it won’t happen. To many people on the payroll. Look for the MSM to fight it every step of the way.

  7. Shut it down! And then burn it to the ground!

  8. I don’t think they will shut down for long if at all but eventually the balloon has to burst on the national debt….We would get along much better with a government about 1/3 the size we have now…It would hurt like hell for a little bit as all massive changes do but you have to break some eggs to make an omelette.

  9. we need to take the money from the congress and senate who will effectively be on a vacation while the gov’t is shut down… and pay to keep the park system etc. open.

    The gov’t shutdown does NOTHING except punish the people. If we had our way… we’d enact ARTICLE V of the US Constitution, anyway. The military, police, etc. ‘necessary services’ will continue to run regardless of whether congress senate lobbyists appear at work or not, so SCREW THEM. WE HAVE HAD IT. Regan got MORE done for us using gov’t shutdowns more often than a LOT of other presidents, and it’s about time to do it AGAIN. GO HOME CHUCKY SCHOOMER and CO. We DONT WANT any MORE of your MOUTH…

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