Electioneering

LET'S DISPEL WITH THIS FICTION THAT RUBIO IS A CONSERVATIVE

MARCO RUBIO SUFFERS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

AWD has long been onto Marco Rubio’s act just as I was on to Colin Powell’s back in the 90’s. Both are con men who stand for whatever or whoever benefits them personally. Both have tremendous Mainstream Propaganda Media coverage because both are part of the Establishment. Rubio, after campaigning as a Tea Party conservative against Amnesty, immediately saddled up as a member of the Gang of Eight Amnesty pushers[Read More…]

MOMENTUM

HERE’S WHAT THE REMAINING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES SHOULD DO

Now that we’re into the primary voting season, there’s a lot of mudslinging from the GOP candidates. Each trying to demonize their competition. And everyone has their sights set on Ted Cruz. Cruz has his sights set on Trump and Rubio. Here’s what they each candidate needs to do (in no particular order): John Kasich – Kasich recently said he’d reunite k Floyd if elected. I guess he’ll call on[Read More…]

WOULD YOU BUY AMNESTY FROM THIS MAN?

REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FINDS ITSELF IN DEEP DUKAKIS AFTER IOWA!

They’re soooo predictable! It’s so fun to watch the Mainstream Propaganda Media tow the Wussypants Republican (i.e. Democrats) over the butt-whooping the Establishment received last night in Iowa. This morning, AWD heard a radio interview with a UT-Arlington professor of political science (i.e. socialist) who declared the real winner last night was Marco Rubio. Uhhh, Professor Fi, Rubio finished third. That’s the second place loser. You might consult a[Read More…]

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOU WON'T BE PROSECUTED

HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PROSECUTED FOR HER CRIMES!

If there is one thing we’ve learned in the last eight years it’s Washington insiders can do any evil deed they choose without consequence. Washington Privilege. AWD has been waiting years to see any conclusion of the IRS/Tea Party scandal where numerous Tea Party leaders were singled out and persecuted by the government at the behest of Congressmen and the White House. Yes, Trey Gowdy made pretty speeches and played[Read More…]

NOT GOING TO THE PROM TOGETHER!

OPEN POST: IS DONALD TRUMP MAKING A MISTAKE BY NOT ATTENDING THE FOX DEBATE?

As we all know, Donald Trump is sitting out tomorrow night’s Fox News debate because Megyn Kelly is one of the moderators/inquisitors. Is this a mistake? Trump is getting tons of free press because he has decided to hold his own event. But is it wise to turn the entire Fox debate over to Ted Cruz? AWD doesn’t give a rat because I won’t watch the debate anyway. I’m for[Read More…]

WHY THE HELL NOT?

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT

The real nastiness is beginning. The long knives are coming out and against Donald Trump. Both the Republican Establishment and Democrats hate him. Which guarantees Donald Trump will be the next POTUS. This primary is like none we’ve ever experienced. One where a successful businessman with no political experience dominates the Republican primary. One where Republican voters have completely rejected the Establishment-chosen candidates. And one where so-called conservative[Read More…]

PREDICTION: SARAH PALIN WINS MISS UNIVERSE 2017

SARAH PALIN ENDORSES SARAH PALIN

Sarah Palin is a politician. Which means she is an opportunist. Palin figured out long ago it’s lucrative to sit on the siines and make crappy TV shows about Sarah Palin than remain in public service. Today Sarah Palin endorsed a new Sarah Palin reality show Donald Trump. But, in reality, Palin endorsed Sarah Palin. AWD would have d to be a drone on the wall listening to the[Read More…]

CONSERVATIVES, TALK TO THE HAND!

YES, NIKKI HALEY, CONSERVATIVES ARE PISSED! HERE’S WHY!

It’s appropriate the Republican Establishment chose SC RINO Gov Nikki Haley to give the Republican ‘response’ to Obama’s Sad State of the Union address. Like Haley, the wussypants Republican elite have no balls. Rather than focus her on the almost 8 years of once-unthinkable destruction to America on Obama’s watch, Haley chose to disparage current GOP nomination frontrunner Donald Trump and conservative Republican voters. It’s perfectly understandable why Haley[Read More…]

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

This is just a theory. A couple of weeks ago I wrote that the Democrats are in trouble. There is no appeal or excitement on their side. The best hope they have is Hillary, and she is so awful that the hipsters and gender-confused (but I repeat myself) are all defecting to Sanders. Now we see the establishment, and various factions that have been on the fence, pulling back from[Read More…]

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

This is a repost from last June but it pretty much sums up why Trump and Cruz are kicking the wussified boo-tay of the wussypants Republican Establishment. I guess the Republican Establishment is learning they can’t piss on the boots of their conservative base and tell them its raining forever. Only Democrats believe stupidity and lies forever. Maybe the Repub Establishment should become Dims. Oh, they already are! Since 2010,[Read More…]

GEORGE WILL - NOT FUNKY AND PROBABLY A VIRGIN

CONSERVATIVES, DON’T LISTEN TO OUR ENEMIES ON WHO TO VOTE FOR. I’M TALKING ABOUT REPUBLICANS

The long knives are out for Donald Trump. The short ones are out for Ted Cruz. Who’s holding the knives? “Republicans” in the Mainstream Propaganda Media! Don’t listen to them! They don’t know sh*t! I’m talking, of course, about the Washington insider (read: morons) idjits like George Will, Katherine Parker, Peggy Noonan, Charles Krauthammer, David Bros (I have to laugh!) and their ridiculously stupid ilk! Here’s the deal. If you[Read More…]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

AWD hopes everyone had a safe, happy new year celebration last night! Hard to believe we’re closer to 2030 than 2000! If we make it that far! With the new year, it’s time for ye olde AWD’s predictions for 2016! Usually my predictions, with the exception of Whoopi Goldberg being ugly all year, pretty much suck el grande uno! But last year, AWD had his big sexy prediction mojo running[Read More…]

TRUMP, OBAMA AND THE LEFT’S RACE WAR

TRUMP, OBAMA AND THE LEFT’S RACE WAR

Let’s get a snapshot of our nation before we begin: Dearborn, Michigan, Henry Ford’s quaint little hometown, is becoming a Shariah no-go zone. Detroit, formerly a crowning jewel of American greatness, would need billions in aid to be elevated to respectable third world status. Minnesota is crawling with violent and unemployable Somalis. Blacks are attacking whites nonstop, razing cities to the ground and, in several recent cases, burning whites alive.[Read More…]

DONATE $1 FOR A CHANCE TO DEBATE JEB BUSH! #JebNeedsHelp

DONATE $1 FOR A CHANCE TO DEBATE JEB BUSH! #JebNeedsHelp

Dear Fellow Republican, My name is Jeb Bush and I want to be your next President. I speak Spanish. Well, I do a lot than speak Spanish but speaking Spanish is muy bueno for a President to speak, no? Si, it is. I’ll be blunt. I thought this running for President thing would be a lot easier than it is. After all, my dad and brother were elected pretty[Read More…]

The Democrats are In Trouble

The Democrats are In Trouble

By Bill Matheson From an electoral standpoint, the libs are in rough shape these days. They are without a way to sell their message beyond the crackpot base and their party has, for the time being, been hijacked by the Clinton political machine. Not that I think they have stood for anything other than soft communism since FDR. But their operation relies on fantastic levels of spin. They played their[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

WHEN I THINK OF HILLARY, I THINK OF LOVE

Hillary is rebranding again. I guess the “it’s time we need a woman President” isn’t working too well since it’s debatable if Hillary is indeed female. I just threw up in my mouth. So now she’s running on . No sh*t. Isn’t that wonderful? Hillary running on . Kind of gets AWD all warm and tingly. An kind, aged, drunk grandmother reminding us all that will win the day.[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

It’s truly amazing watching all the long knives out for Donald Trump. And they are out for him everywhere one los. One might say the media, politicians, celebrities, and terrorists all have it in for Trump. Which tells me he is the right guy for President. How wussified has America become? So wussified to where so-called conservatives get their little sensitized feelings hurt because Trump said something that should have[Read More…]