War on Men / Feminazis

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt[Read More…]

USING MEDICAL SCIENCE TO REEL IN THE BISCUIT!

MEDICAL EXPERT AWD’s STUDY SHOWS RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN!

If there’s one damn thing that harshes AWD’s mellow it’s these so-called ‘medical experts’ who can’t seem to make up their @#&* minds on what’s good for you and what will kill you! Milk is good for you one year, it is bad the next. Keeping up with medical studies is as difficult as keeping up with accepted political correctness doctrines. (example ‘People of color’ is acceptable, ‘colored people’ is[Read More…]

HI, I'M LANCE AND I'LL BE YOUR GAY WAITER

METROSEXUAL BEARDS OF TODAY = MULLETS OF THE 70’S

I’m not sure where this metrosexual lumberjack beard thing started. Probably Nueva Jork or Mexifornia. Places full of sissified males who read GQ Magazine to learn how to be what they think are men. Like AWD has said on several occasions, if you have to read a mens fashion magazine to learn about being a man, you’re doing it all wrong, junior. It seems that every time the filly and[Read More…]

OH DEAR GOD!

BRUCE JENNER HAS THE BALLS TO BE ‘WOMAN OF THE YEAR’

Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner has been named Woman of the Year by Glamour Magazine. Predictably, ugly liberal feminists (redundancy alert!) are in a little tizzy because…because…well, because that is what they do! Why do feminists oppress Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner as Woman of the Year? Don’t they support transgender/transexual/transfreakydeaky people? Feminists shouldn’t oppress Bruce Jenner for being a beautiful 6’4″ woman with big, succulent breasts and a big ol’ unit and cojones. God made[Read More…]

WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ASS-WHOOPIN'!

YOU HALF-A-SISSY, GIRLY, NY TIMES READING “MODERN MEN” SHOULD LISTEN TO BILL WHITTLE

Only last week, AWD wrote about some Beta-male’s NY Times article instructing males how to be a Modern Man. Here’s the post: NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES! The Readers Digest version is the Modern Male = Historical Woman. One of the tenets of the modern man is: The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will. Or[Read More…]

NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES!

NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES!

AWD doesn’t read newspapers any. Haven’t in over 10 years. Reading a paper is like going to a Code k protest. Nothing there will be good. And most things you’ll see will make you vomit. Nor does AWD understand why several “conservative” blogs consistently quote New York Time’s columnists? They pour over every socialist, politically correct letter of leftist drivel that pours from the feminine fingers typing up New York[Read More…]

AWD TOMORROW MORNING!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE WANTS TO BE A WOMAN

A video is going viral of a mother giving her 11 year old son who wants to be a girl his/her first hormone pills. The world is changing. AWD gave his son a Remington 1100 when he turned 11. That’s a boy. Or supposed to be. You know, AWD has been thinking about all this sex change mess for a while and we may be thinking all wrong about it![Read More…]

BEST PART? DOESN'T SPEAK!

WILL SEX ROBOTS DESTROY TRADITIONAL MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS?

Will sex robots eventually destroy traditional hombre and filly relationships? I sure hope so! Oops. I forgot. AWD has a new filly girlfriend who will eventually read this. The hell AWD will pay for saying that is one of the reasons AWD can’t wait for the robot wars! Many American women have been hard at work destroying men for generations. Especially feminists and liberals. Of course, fuzzy fat feminists are[Read More…]

ERNEST MONIZ – THE MAN THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU HAPPY!

ERNEST MONIZ – THE MAN THAT WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU HAPPY!

AWD double dog dares you to lo at Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz and not smile. It’s impossible! I think this is his “George Washington doing bird calls” impression: Here he is with his Oracle from The Matrix lo: See? Stop! Ernest time! Did you know Ernest Moniz is the original Quaker Oats mo? See? Do I have any Grey Poupon? Surely you jest! You get the idea. No matter[Read More…]

IS YOU IGNORANT?

HEY CODE PINK, KEEP YOUR VAGINAS AWAY FROM ME!

Here’s a repost of a Code k post we did a few years ago. Unfortunately, Code k and their rancid vaginas are still around. They tried to take over a Ted Cruz event last week only to get their asses (and vaginas) publicly whipped. It is amazing that people would actually do the things for attention that does Code k. Apparently, not enough male attention going their way. Sad, sad[Read More…]

Would It Make Sense to Revive Project: Blackbook?

Would It Make Sense to Revive Project: Blackbook?

What can be done regardless of income, health or location is to brainstorm and organize to set and achieve goals that move us closer to independence.

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A WEINER!

CALL ME ANGRY WHITE LORETTA

With all the hoopla surrounding Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner over his supposed transformation, AWD thought he’d get in on some of the free publicity. As I’ve said over and over, it’s so confusing living in America any. Women with weiners, men with coies, men who are women but still have units, women having surgically constructed hang-downs, boys who want to be girls in the Girl Scouts, men who want to be women[Read More…]

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO): Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island[Read More…]

HI DAD! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO EXPLODE!

MUSLIM MEN WHO MASTURBATE TO HAVE PREGNANT HANDS IN PARADISE!

A Muslim cleric recently said on television that Muslim men who masturbate will have pregnant hands in the next life and have to raise their hand offspring. Well, they got that going for them! Which is nice. I think. Imam Muhammad al-Handjobi said: ‘One [saying] states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its[Read More…]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

No Exit

No Exit

This is when I crawl out of my own little world, lo around…and realize everyone’s dousing each other in gaso.

MIT Goes Full Social Justice Warrior

MIT Goes Full Social Justice Warrior

We must hire completely unqualified blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, women, and transgendered freaks because. Because why? No; no reason. Just because.

NOT TOUGH AT ALL!

WHY IS CARLY FIORINA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

I know, I’m sexist and all, and I’ll make a lot of women mad but why is Carly Fiorina running for the GOP nomination? I can’t really think of a reason but some women on AWDs FB page are in the tank for Carly. Carly this and Carly that. Maybe they think she’s Carly Simon. No, the only reason women are for Carly Fiorina is because she is a woman.[Read More…]

GIVE ME AN F-150 OR GIVE ME DEATH!

THE DECLINE OF MANLINESS! LAMBORGHINI BUILDS A @#&*ING MINIVAN!

It’s hard being a dude these days! With feminazis on the filly side and moisturizing metrosexuals and other assorted girly-men on the…well, the same filly side…it seems like us regular dudes are getting pushed out of the equation. Everything you see and hear in the media is how little fillies want “sensitive” guys who can “relate” to their “feelings.” That way, they can find contentment in their “relationships.” Of course,[Read More…]

The Fed and the Anti-Commandment Left

The Fed and the Anti-Commandment Left

A functional definition of liberalism: the sophisticated rationalization of indulging base appetites.