War on Men / Feminazis

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MUSLIM MEN WHO MASTURBATE TO HAVE PREGNANT HANDS IN PARADISE!

A Muslim cleric recently said on television that Muslim men who masturbate will have pregnant hands in the next life and have to raise their hand offspring. Well, they got that going for them! Which is nice. I think. Imam Muhammad al-Handjobi said: ‘One [saying] states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its[Read More…]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

No Exit

No Exit

This is when I crawl out of my own little world, look around…and realize everyone’s dousing each other in gasoline.

MIT Goes Full Social Justice Warrior

MIT Goes Full Social Justice Warrior

We must hire completely unqualified blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, women, and transgendered freaks because. Because why? No; no reason. Just because.

NOT TOUGH AT ALL!

WHY IS CARLY FIORINA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

I know, I’m sexist and all, and I’ll make a lot of women mad but why is Carly Fiorina running for the GOP nomination? I can’t really think of a reason but some women on AWDs FB page are in the tank for Carly. Carly this and Carly that. Maybe they think she’s Carly Simon. No, the only reason women are for Carly Fiorina is because she is a woman.[Read More…]

GIVE ME AN F-150 OR GIVE ME DEATH!

THE DECLINE OF MANLINESS! LAMBORGHINI BUILDS A @#&*ING MINIVAN!

It’s hard being a dude these days! With feminazis on the filly side and moisturizing metrosexuals and other assorted girly-men on the…well, the same filly side…it seems like us regular dudes are getting pushed out of the equation. Everything you see and hear in the media is how little fillies want “sensitive” guys who can “relate” to their “feelings.” That way, they can find contentment in their “relationships.” Of course,[Read More…]

The Fed and the Anti-Commandment Left

The Fed and the Anti-Commandment Left

A functional definition of liberalism: the sophisticated rationalization of indulging base appetites.

CHOREPLAY, MY A**! GO BAKE ME A PIE!

CHOREPLAY, MY A**! GO BAKE ME A PIE!

Feminists are crazy. And ugly. We all know that. But they’re not bright, either. They continually come up with some of the most unbelievable sh*t since Global Warming and Hope and Change. The latest trick/ploy to get men to do ‘womans work’ in the home is to extort them into doing housework in exchange for ye olde flippy floppy in the bedroom/living room/kitchen table/stairs/tub/shower/garage/roof. Feminists didn’t name the places for[Read More…]

One More Reason to Hate the NBA

One More Reason to Hate the NBA

Lean In Together’s website offers tips on how men can work toward gender equality at both the home and office, as dads and managers.

What Me Says vs. What Me Thinks. Yarrr…

What Me Says vs. What Me Thinks. Yarrr…

Recognize you’re caricaturing Jews and that they, like [Gentile] whites, are all over the map.

ANGRY WHITE DUDE VISITS JO-ANN FABRICS STORE – EXPERIENCE PRETTY HORRIFYING!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE VISITS JO-ANN FABRICS STORE – EXPERIENCE PRETTY HORRIFYING!

AWD has a few pairs of groovy cargo shorts that are missing the top button. Probably goes back to last summer when AWD was recently divorced and running hard with the fillies. Obviously, Old Navy has not figured out how to teeth-proof their pants! AWD has foresworn all filly dating activity for the past several months to work on getting into shape for the (Special) Olympics, recuperate from my heart[Read More…]

LIBERALS WERE CERTAIN TO HATE ‘AMERICAN SNIPER’ – HERE’S WHY

LIBERALS WERE CERTAIN TO HATE ‘AMERICAN SNIPER’ – HERE’S WHY

Liberals hating the movie ‘American Sniper’ was as easy to predict as Whoopi being ugly all day. The Chris Kyle story is everything liberals hate. America, Americans, and a white Texan soldier as the good guys. The fact that ticket sales of ‘Sniper’ are now north of $200 million proves how many more of us than there are of liberals. We are those who love America and see it as[Read More…]

‘NO MORE’ NFL ANTI-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE COMMERCIALS ARE HALL OF SHAME WORST EVER!

‘NO MORE’ NFL ANTI-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE COMMERCIALS ARE HALL OF SHAME WORST EVER!

The Effeminization of Western Males in One Graph

The Effeminization of Western Males in One Graph

Anyway, I’m curious what the Dudes out there have to say—what movies, if any, bring you to tears?

THE MOST FEARED MAN ON THE ROAD - THE OLD MAN IN THE HAT DRIVING A BUICK!

NEW ANTI-WHITE, MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL MAKES ME BUICK!

The poor, pitiful (yet evil) white male in nearly every commercial is a bumbling, idiotic fool. The evil white creature who cannot light a gas grill or make a layup has somehow managed to hold down every less than successful being in history. Oh, and he also managed to create everything you use or consume on a daily basis. But Buick takes the anti-male concept to a new low. Now[Read More…]

The Diversity Obsession Continues Apace

The Diversity Obsession Continues Apace

For how much longer can this charade continue that the lack of qualified blacks and Hispanics in high-IQ fields is the result of “institutional racism”?

WHAT WOMEN WANT (MONEY) – WHAT MEN WANT (BOOBS)

WHAT WOMEN WANT (MONEY) – WHAT MEN WANT (BOOBS)

AWD ran across some woman-y type article today (not that I read woman-y pages..it was on Instapundit, I swear!) about what women want at various stages of their lives. Here’s AWD’s Reader’s Digest version: EVERYTHING! But hell, we already knew that. As we’ve discussed on this page several damn times, American women are purt near impossible! Most of them spend their lives looking for the man that doesn’t exist. They[Read More…]

The Root of All Evil, Revisited

The Root of All Evil, Revisited

From local school boards all the way up to the Federal Leviathan, we are now all under the thumb of shrill, irrational, implacable scolds.

SEXODUS – YOUNG MALES CHECKING OUT OF LIFE WITH WOMEN AND SOCIETY

SEXODUS – YOUNG MALES CHECKING OUT OF LIFE WITH WOMEN AND SOCIETY

AWD has for years called the liberal and feminist ruination of the traditional male role model the “wussification” of the American man. From pop culture to literature to education to career, strong, masculine men have been in the sights of the leftist claptrap ideals of what gender roles should be. And the results are as telling as they have been predictable. Watch this video: View nearly any television commercial or[Read More…]

Tales from the Great Divide

Tales from the Great Divide

And when one, such as anyone here, cares exquisitely for reality, what common ground is there to be found with those who brazenly reject it?