Fiscal Insanity

CONSERVATIVES, TALK TO THE HAND!

YES, NIKKI HALEY, CONSERVATIVES ARE PISSED! HERE’S WHY!

It’s appropriate the Republican Establishment chose SC RINO Gov Nikki Haley to give the Republican ‘response’ to Obama’s Sad State of the Union address. Like Haley, the wussypants Republican elite have no balls. Rather than focus her on the almost 8 years of once-unthinkable destruction to America on Obama’s watch, Haley chose to disparage current GOP nomination frontrunner Donald Trump and conservative Republican voters. It’s perfectly understandable why Haley[Read More…]

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

This is just a theory. A couple of weeks ago I wrote that the Democrats are in trouble. There is no appeal or excitement on their side. The best hope they have is Hillary, and she is so awful that the hipsters and gender-confused (but I repeat myself) are all defecting to Sanders. Now we see the establishment, and various factions that have been on the fence, pulling back from[Read More…]

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

This is a repost from last June but it pretty much sums up why Trump and Cruz are kicking the wussified boo-tay of the wussypants Republican Establishment. I guess the Republican Establishment is learning they can’t piss on the boots of their conservative base and tell them its raining forever. Only Democrats believe stupidity and lies forever. Maybe the Repub Establishment should become Dims. Oh, they already are! Since 2010,[Read More…]

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN

QUESTION OF THE DAY: DO YOU HATE THE REPUBLICANS OR REALLY HATE THEM?

The US taxpayer has been sold down the fiscal river once agains by the employees of Wall Street in Washington. Pelosi Paul Ryan has passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill that funds ObamaCare and the resettling of the Earth’s unwashed population to America. That is, if there are any left. Question of the day. Do you hate the wussypants Republicans or something a great deal ? I think you know[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST DIE!

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST DIE!

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Ben Carson are soaring in the polls for the same reason El Jeb Bush isn’t. The former aren’t wussypants Republican Establishment types while El Jeb…well, we all know about El Jeb. Now word is getting out that the wussypants Establishment Republicans will not vote for Trump should he win the GOP nomination. No surprise there. The Republican Establishment hates conservative voters. They our votes,[Read More…]

REINCE PRIEBUS ASKS ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR MONEY! BWAHAHAHA!

REINCE PRIEBUS ASKS ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR MONEY! BWAHAHAHA!

You have to hand it to the RNC. If they’re not insulting conservatives, they’re just plain stoopid! Reince Priebus actually sent AWD an e asking for a donation to the RNC. I crap you negative! I would give money to the I Hate Guns And Want To Repeal The Second Amendment Foundation before I’d send a nickel to the Republican National Committee. And I’d send that donation on the 12th.[Read More…]

IS THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT VIABLE? YES AND NO

IS THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT VIABLE? YES AND NO

The Tea Party movement came out of nowhere in 2009 in response to Obama’s and the Democrat’s rapid movement of America to the left. The movement immediately had two dangerous enemies. One was overt, the other hidden. The Tea Party movement began the first time conservatives had organized and taken to protest in modern history. The original Tea Party principles, before being bastardized by johnny-come-lately “Tea Party” groups were fiscal[Read More…]

WHY EVEN HAVE A DEBT LIMIT?

WHY EVEN HAVE A DEBT LIMIT?

This was written four years ago about Republicans rolling over so easily to increase the debt limit. They are frightened little puppies afraid that the left will call them a name for exercising a smidgen of adult responsibility. Gone are the promises to cut spending equal to the amount of the increase. Those are promises made during campaigns. Now the wussyboys in the Republican Party, who now control Congress, are[Read More…]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT AMERICA?

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – HERE’S WHAT I’LL DO!

By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from! We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re[Read More…]

TWO TOOLS FROM THE SAME BOX

ANGRY WHITE DUDE – HELL TO THE @#&*ING NO TO SPEAKER PAUL RYAN!

AWD would be remiss if I failed to voice my opinion that Paul Ryan is a wussypants Establishment wussy with only one difference from John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. Boehner has never been bitch-slapped in a Vice Presidential debate by a retarded man. Here’s a recap of Ryan getting the dog snot beat out of him by the dain bramaged Joe Biden: Not ONE time did the wussified Ryan stand up[Read More…]

KROGERING IN A SOCIALIST COUNTRY

SOCIALISM AGAIN WORKS IT’S DISASTROUS MAGIC – VENEZUELANS TOLD TO EAT FRIED ROCKS!

Socialism and its stupid, violent cousin Communism have killed people than cancer. And the metaphor is horrifyingly fitting. Totalitarian governments always begin and end exactly the same. Control, poverty, and death. First, to gain power, socialists appeal to the greed and ignorance of poor, uneducated masses. In America we call them “low information voters.” Socialists blame all the poverty and problems of the poor on the rich. Why[Read More…]

THE HIRED GUN – by BIG FUR HAT

THE HIRED GUN – by BIG FUR HAT

Rarely does AWD read something and think to my big sexy self, “I wish I had written that.” It’s very rare. It NEVER happens at iOTWReport! Well, maybe some times with Cardigan or Mr ko. For the longest time, I thought Big Fuzzy Hat was illiterate. But this time, he’s knocked it out of the park with a short, succinct explanation why so many are supporting Donald Trump over the[Read More…]

NO DIFFERENCE EXCEPT THE CRYING

KEVIN MCCARTHY FOR SPEAKER = JOHN BOEHNER MINUS KLEENEX

The wussypants Republicans have one chance to save their pathetic Party of Pussitude in voting for a new Speaker of the House. Since AWD has zero confidence in the Republicans to piss and hit terra firma, lo for California Democrat/Republican Kevin McCarthy to be elected to become the next John Boehner. Listen to McCarthy’s lies on Faux News. You’ll hear the same lies Boehner said when he was begging[Read More…]

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, MR SPEAKER!

LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – JOHN ‘BOO HOO’ BOEHNER

Speaker John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner is finally growing a pair. Unfortunately, his cojones would still fit between a gnat’s legs. But he finally admitted how he views conservatives! Like we didn’t already know! In a Politico interview, Mr Boo Hoo said: “Garbage men get used to the smell of bad garbage. Prisoners learn how to become prisoners, all right? You can teach yourself to do anything, especially if you’re committed[Read More…]

WHAT DO WE WANT FOR FREE? EVERYTHING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!

PROFESSIONAL MOOCHERS OF AMERICA WISH PRODUCERS A SPEEDY LABOR DAY!

While the few remaining taxpaying producers in America enjoy a well-deserved day off from work on Labor Day, not all Americans are thrilled about the holiday. Moochers across America are concerned about the lost revenue from the Labor Day holiday that could result in less “free sh*t,” Obama money, ObamaPhones and other welfare benefits. At a recent meeting of the Detroit chapter of the Professional Moochers of America, several members[Read More…]

THANKS FOR PROVING MY POINT, REINCE!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE WILL NEVER SIGN REPUBLICAN ‘LOYALTY PLEDGE!’

Star Wars character and RNC Chair Reince Priebus met with Donald Trump hoping to get Trump to sign the Republican Loyalty Pledge. I’m sure Trump told Reince to get stuffed. I would have. The Loyalty Pledge is promising to vote for whatever Republican wins the GOP nomination. Even a Democrat like El Jeb Bush. AWD has promised to take the #NoMoreIn16 pledge that states: My vote, and my of[Read More…]

I WILL STAB YOU IN THE HEART WITH THIS PEN!

A TEA PARTIER EXPLAINS THE DONALD TRUMP PHENOMENON

It’s really amazing how the Republican Establishment cannot grasp why Donald Trump is beating the dog snot out of El Jeb Bush and other GOP good old boy faves. Or maybe it’s they get it but don’t want to acknowledge the reason because admitting that the Republican Party = Democrat Party would be to admit defeat. And defeat means less contributions from SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters). Those sweet little idjits[Read More…]

I WON'T VOTE FOR ANOTHER GOP SQUISH!

IF YOU’RE CONSERVATIVE AND STILL VOTE REPUBLICAN, WHY?

AWD was going to write on how the wussypants GOP Establishment hates conservatives. But then I remembered we had touched on that subject a few weeks ago. A top wussypants GOP strategist ran over to liberal website Politico to disparage Trump supporters as “clowns.” This is on the heels of Juan McPain calling Trump supporters “crazies.” All those names for Americans who want our federal government to enforce immigration laws[Read More…]

TAKING FROM AWD TO PAY MOOCHERS!

I’VE PAID MY WHITE PRIVILEGE TAX MY WHOLE WORKING LIFE!

There’s a video going viral on social media where conservative Mark Dice asks minorities to sign a petition to put a 1% tax on Caucasians (aka Crakas) to pay for their “white privilege.” Predictably, most minorities sign the petition willingly to quote “make whites pay for white privilege and discrimination” by discriminating against white people. Perfect liberal logic (oxymoron alert!). I belive most of those in the video who signed[Read More…]