This is when I crawl out of my own little world, look around…and realize everyone’s dousing each other in gasoline.
This is a story as shocking as finding Michael Moore likes putting butter on his Oreos! Or Whoopi Goldberg is ugly all day! Or Janeane Garofalo doesn’t bathe! Or Barack Obama has a jones for Reggie Love. If anyone is surprised that George Stephanopoulos is a Clintoon hack, they are as they say in Bahston “wicked retaaahded.” And the only people THAT wicked retaaahded are all employed in the Mainstream[Read More…]
Just what does the ACLU not have their evil claws in when it comes to destroying our nation? Can anyone think of anything yet..hmm? Do any of you have a solution regarding how we the people can rid ouselves of them once and for all? Or is that an impossibility…after-all they go after many entities and sue if they don’t do as they demand, knowing full well that the majority[Read More…]
Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who look at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]
Kirkpatrick’s abstract of Santorum’s positions is very encouraging, as I believe immigration is the key issue facing this country.
AWD has no artistic talent. I can hardly sign my name anymore. I wanted to submit the above graphic to Pamela Geller’s Draw Muhammad Art Exhibit. So I asked Big Fur Hat if he could help me out. He graciously produced the image I should have submitted. Thanks, Big Fur! He’s truly a genius. Of what, I have no idea! The point of the above graphic is that it’s perfectly[Read More…]
With the latest ghetto freak show taking place in Baltimore, AWD remembered this post from a few months back. What is the goal of black “leaders”? Other than lining their pockets with redistributed dollars, it is placing the ghetto black community on sacred ground. A place where blacks cannot be criticized or held to blame for any reason. So far, there are only two other groups that enjoy that special[Read More…]
Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa del Amor backyard where we are smoking the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pork smoker has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got more pork and my town has more gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]
I know, I’m sexist and all, and I’ll make a lot of women mad but why is Carly Fiorina running for the GOP nomination? I can’t really think of a reason but some women on AWDs FB page are in the tank for Carly. Carly this and Carly that. Maybe they think she’s Carly Simon. No, the only reason women are for Carly Fiorina is because she is a woman.[Read More…]
But it’s not racism or a hate crime. It’s a non-xenophobic love crime that the white devil had coming. Can you say ambush? As we all know by now, public education sure as heck isn’t what it used to be! Still, there are days when you think you’ve think you’ve seen it all, well you can chalk up today as another one of them…no doubt about that! Dudes and dudettes…after[Read More…]
The Champion of the Middle Class who charges $250k for a 30 minute speech and flies around in private jets has been caught being a Clinton and doing what the Clintons do! Lying their asses off! Hillary also hasn’t driven a car in 20 years. Driving is for the unwashed little people in America! Or maybe she’s going after the Muslim vote. Allah knows she’s extorted enough millions out of[Read More…]
Suspended NBC anchorman Brian Williams, the most honest member of the modern Mainstream Propaganda Media, found himself unable to admit he lied to his bosses about being under fire in a chopper in Iraq. According to Vanity Fair (it’s a magazine for metrosexual Yankees, I think. Lots of good moisturizing tips, boys!): “He couldn’t say the words ‘I lied,’ ” recalls one NBC insider. “We could not force his mouth[Read More…]
AWD just looked at the GoFundMe thang going on for Memories Pizza and saw people have donated over $800,000! $800 large just because they won’t cater a gay wedding? Well, BFD! Neither will AWD and ain’t nobody sent me jack squat! The Big Sexy definitely could use some cash American since I blew all my what they call “disposable income” on that new Taylor six string. I figured I could[Read More…]
Insanity! – Hoop Skirts Racist! Just when you thought you’d seen the end of what could possibly be declared racist in some form or fashion, along comes the PC police from another college campus putting an end to that thought. Some people have far too much time on their hands and this report proves just that below. According to recent reports, the University of Georgia implemented a new policy that[Read More…]
Yesterday was that special day! Hell no…not Kwanzaa! It wasn’t THAT special! Yesterday had Earth Hour. The hour when the world joins together to pretend it’s doing something good for Mother Earth by not using electricity. But only one hour. Bless their little comm-a-nist hearts! When reached for comment, Mother Earth said: “One hour out of 365 days? Don’t waste my @#&*in’ time!” As y’all know, AWD is an environmentally[Read More…]
I’m glad Taylor Swift called them out on it. Chalk one up for whitey.
A year ago, the fascist gay and politically correct employees revolted against CEO and Mozilla Founder Brendan Eich after it came to light he donated $1000 to California’s Proposition 8 to ban homosexual marriage. Proposition 8 passed. As has every other initiative to ban gay marriage in America. New Mozilla Chairperson Mitchell Baker at the time said (AWDs comments in parenthesis): “Our organizational culture reflects diversity and inclusiveness. We welcome[Read More…]
After months and millions of dollars, the Department of Justice has found that #Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson told the truth. Why are we not surprised? The last of the lying witnesses who said Michael Brown was shot in the back with his hands up has admitted to lying. Of course, there will be no perjury charges. They are black. Eric Holder and Barack Obama are black and have proven[Read More…]