Higher Indoctrination

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa de Amor backyard where we are smoking the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pig smoker has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got more pork and my town has more gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

What is the Alt-Right?

What is the Alt-Right?

Breitbart recently published a long piece purporting to explain the alt-right to regular conservatives. The article is an interesting read and covers a lot of ground, but it fails to zero on the movement’s central theme. The alt-right is not defined by any particular school of thought, but by the school of thought it rejects. The alt-right, in the simplest terms, is an unapologetic purging of liberal idiocy. As the[Read More…]

STFU!

WHY ARE LIBERALS SO CONSUMED WITH MEN USING WOMENS BATHROOMS?

Paypal (the worst company in the world…don’t get me started) recently announced they would not build a planned location in Charlotte because North Carolina banned men from using women’s bathrooms. Maybe North Carolina should kill homosexuals like the Islamic countries where Paypay is proud to do business. Any number of libtarded celebrities and politicians have announced they will not travel to The Old North State because of the new law.[Read More…]

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HAS FOX NEWS BIT THE BIG ONE WITH CONSERVATIVES?

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this election cycle is Fox News is nothing more than a propaganda tool for the Republican Establishment like MSNBC is for the Dims. Fox News and their big-boobed, short-skirted info babes along with their tired, worn-out male accomplices tried to push/pull El Jeb across the finish line of the Republican nomination for months until they realized that El Jeb just plain sucks. Then[Read More…]

IS MANLINESS DOOMED IN AMERICA? THE WUSSIFICATION OF MALES!

IS MANLINESS DOOMED IN AMERICA? THE WUSSIFICATION OF MALES!

The wussy force is strong with the American male these days. College boys are pitching little hissy fits and demanding ‘safe rooms’ because they happened to pass by a ‘Vote For Donald Trump’ sign. Oh, the poor little useless wussies! Hard to believe 70 years ago, their great-grandfathers were eating machine gun fire on the beaches of Normandy and spitting out lead at the same age. I suppose the great[Read More…]

DOMESTIC ENEMIES

HEY POLITICIANS – QUIT TELLING US HOW AND WHO WE ARE AS AMERICANS!

One damn thang that harshes AWD’s mellow is this annoying preaching by self-serving politicians in Washington telling us “that’s not who we are as Americans.” Like they would know! Most in Washington haven’t cared about America or understood what it means to be an American for the generations they have infested office. If they did, they wouldn’t have @#^&ed things up so bad! No, everyday Americans don’t live like royalty[Read More…]

#BRUSSELS – PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES!

#BRUSSELS – PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES!

Hey Europe, ain’t diversity and multi-culturism great? Alihu Angela Merkel! Europe, once inhabited by Europeans, has welcomed the unwashed hordes from hellhole Middle East countries and a religion that seek to…wait for it…wait…wait….kill Europeans and conquer Europe! Today’s Muslim terrorist attack in Brussels is as predictable as Whoopi Goldberg waking up ugly. How many times must we see innocent European blood in the streets before Europeans (the real ones) realize[Read More…]

Feel the genocidal Bern.

Auto-genocide is not “Love”

Hating your race is not “Love”. And responding in kind to alien races who hate you is not “hate”–it is common-sense self-defense.

Ted Cruz’s True Colors

Ted Cruz’s True Colors

Some are confused by Ted Cruz taking the side of the violent, brainwashed degenerates who shut down Trump’s Chicago rally. The reality is that this is simply the ever-present, calculating lowlife—the real Ted—coming into view. For many, Ted Cruz’s political posturing has always raised red flags. In an era of Tea Party and libertarian insurgency, he emerged with just the right viewpoints to advance his career. Before that, he had[Read More…]

HOW’S THAT SOCIALISM TASTING, AMERICA?

HOW’S THAT SOCIALISM TASTING, AMERICA?

We have witnessed the beginning of what Donald Trump will experience from now until the general election in November. The sad and predictable results of socialism which are rage, violence, and destruction. All of which were in view in Chicago yesterday. If socialists cannot defend their failed ideology with fact, logic, and reason (they can’t), they will silence all opposing voices. By any means necessary. Socialists don’t care about being[Read More…]

TIME TO FLIP TWITTER THE BIRD?

WHY CAN’T CONSERVATIVE TECHIES BUILD ALTERNATIVES TO TWITTER AND FACEBOOK?

If you’ve followed the news over the past few weeks, you’ve read about conservatives losing their privileges on Facebook and Twitter for being…well, conservative. Both Facebook and Twitter are run by leftists. And leftists love to suppress voices of those who disagree with their ideology. Since the failed ideology of socialism is indefensible, leftists only tool is to silence conservatives. The latest case features conservative blogger Robert Stacy McCain who[Read More…]

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE!

THIS POPE DOESN’T SEEM TO LIKE CHRISTIANS

How does one tell a Pope to STFU? Hey Pope! Shutteth the Hell Upeth? I’m trying to use that Bible-y talk there. One thing has become clear. This Pope Francis cat is annoying as hell. And, the more he talks, the more it’s clear he’s a leftist politician and not a religious leader. Pope Francis said in his trip to Me-hee-co that anyone who supports building walls cannot be a[Read More…]

Ted Nugent Takes On “Anti-Semitism”

Ted Nugent Takes On “Anti-Semitism”

If you don’t know the story, Ted Nugent recently posted a Facebook graphic not alleging, but pointing out, that a surprising number of the most aggressive and well-placed enemies of the Second Amendment are Jewish. The cries of “anti-Semitism” came, on cue, like dogs howling to the sound of police sirens. What is instructive to note, however, is that nobody disputes Ted’s contention regarding the unusual number of Jewish activists[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Citizens of the Empire State, I humbly come before you this evening to announce a new law designed to protect you from gunmen armed with automatic assault rifles with those thingies you put the high-capacity bullets into. This new law will help keep our citizens safe from the plague of assault rifles. We do this because we’re Democrats. We care. But first, I want to admit that, in our haste[Read More…]

THIS RACIST SH*T AIN'T RIGHT!

#BlackLivesMatter TO BOYCOTT WHITE-OUT SNOWSTORM JONAS!

Winter Storm Jonas is forecasted to drop up to a foot of the white stuff from the Carolinas to Nueva Jork Ciudad. This does not sit well with some who see snow as a sign of a racist, oppressive America. #BlackLivesMatter has called for a boycott of the upcoming snow and ice storm because of the racial overtones of snow. Local #BlackLivesMatter leader Revrum LaShonTay Jackson said to the press:[Read More…]

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt[Read More…]

TEACHER ED BOLAND - WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, ED!

LIBERAL TEACHER SHOCKED AT BEHAVIOR IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS – WHAT’S THE ANSWER?

AWD read a New York Post article linked at iotwReport.com written by a wealthy liberal man in NYC who quit his high-paying job to contribute to society as an inner city teacher. How did that work out for him? Just as you and I suspect. My year of terror and abuse teaching at a NYC high school I encourage you to read the article before reading the rest of this[Read More…]

USING MEDICAL SCIENCE TO REEL IN THE BISCUIT!

MEDICAL EXPERT AWD’s STUDY SHOWS RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN!

If there’s one damn thing that harshes AWD’s mellow it’s these so-called ‘medical experts’ who can’t seem to make up their @#&* minds on what’s good for you and what will kill you! Milk is good for you one year, it is bad the next. Keeping up with medical studies is as difficult as keeping up with accepted political correctness doctrines. (example ‘People of color’ is acceptable, ‘colored people’ is[Read More…]