Illegal Immigration

Rigged Results in Iowa?

Rigged Results in Iowa?

How would they rig it? What would make it mechanically possible? That is the question. If a plausible scenario can be outd, then the idea that the Iowa Caucus was actually rigged is far from inconceivable. Rubio’s magically-appearing popularity is the most suspicious element. But Cruz had been floundering, slipping every day, for weeks. Trump, meanwhile, had picked up key endorsements and established a solid lead. Further, Trump dominates[Read More…]

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing and the hassle of washing away the stench! Yes, being raped by a Muslim gang of refugees can just ruin your day! But how do you stop the millions of Muslims in savage rape gangs from raping you? The[Read More…]

THE CASE FOR STANDING-DOWN IN OREGON

THE CASE FOR STANDING-DOWN IN OREGON

We are winning the culture war. The evidence is overwhelming. The Trump phenomenon is somewhat mind-blowing. It is the sane people of America rising up and unifying against the major lies of our age. The left, meanwhile, is crumbling. They constitute a wall-to-wall freak show, and the freaks don’t even like each other. The gays and “transpeople” are prone to cat-fights. Blacks and Hispanics would like to genocide one another.[Read More…]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

AWD hopes everyone had a safe, happy new year celebration last night! Hard to believe we’re closer to 2030 than 2000! If we make it that far! With the new year, it’s time for ye olde AWD’s predictions for 2016! Usually my predictions, with the exception of Whoopi Goldberg being ugly all year, pretty much suck el grande uno! But last year, AWD had his big sexy prediction mojo running[Read More…]

DONATE $1 FOR A CHANCE TO DEBATE JEB BUSH! #JebNeedsHelp

DONATE $1 FOR A CHANCE TO DEBATE JEB BUSH! #JebNeedsHelp

Dear Fellow Republican, My name is Jeb Bush and I want to be your next President. I speak Spanish. Well, I do a lot than speak Spanish but speaking Spanish is muy bueno for a President to speak, no? Si, it is. I’ll be blunt. I thought this running for President thing would be a lot easier than it is. After all, my dad and brother were elected pretty[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of[Read More…]

Allahu Barackbar!

FACE IT, OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS DON’T WANT TO FIGHT TERRORISM

Unless you’re a mouth-breathing libtard who sees the world only through the lens of aborted baby body parts and women with penises, it’s obvious that Imam Obama and the Democrats have no intention of fighting Islam. Oh sure, Obama will kill an assorted terrorist via drone strike every now and then to keep up appearances. But with Secretariat of State Lurch saying that Muslim terrorists were justified in the Charlie[Read More…]

HUNDREDS OF POOR SYRIAN WIDOWS AND CHILDREN!

LIBERALS THAT DEMAND TOLERANCE SUPPORT WORLD’S MOST INTOLERANT PEOPLE!

Sun Tzu said “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Liberals in America so hate conservatives that they support the importation of Syrian Muslims who seek the death of all Americans, including leftists. Leftists are stupid like that. AWD has been watching leftists on various social media platforms. Alinsky tactics are being slung everywhere. Bless their little socialist hearts. A leftist acquaintance of AWD on FB posted a Bible[Read More…]

IS ISIS AN ISIS PROBLEM OR AN ISLAM PROBLEM?

IS ISIS AN ISIS PROBLEM OR AN ISLAM PROBLEM?

A lot of Americans are itching to send troops to Syria and Iraq to fight ISIS after the Paris terrorist attacks. I understand the anger and desire to kill ISIS vermin but there are a few questions that remain unanswered: 1. After ISIS is destroyed or melts back into the crowd once it realizes death by US Marines is close at hand, what savage Muslim group will fill the void?[Read More…]

Repost: The Art of War

Repost: The Art of War

It can’t be said enough: Our enemy is not Islam; our enemy is not ghetto black thuggery; our enemy is not the Mexican invasion. All of these are but symptoms—deadly symptoms, certainly, but only symptoms—of the underlying disease popularly known as liberalism. And the most effective pushers of this disease are our fellow whites.

REINCE PRIEBUS ASKS ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR MONEY! BWAHAHAHA!

REINCE PRIEBUS ASKS ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR MONEY! BWAHAHAHA!

You have to hand it to the RNC. If they’re not insulting conservatives, they’re just plain stoopid! Reince Priebus actually sent AWD an e asking for a donation to the RNC. I crap you negative! I would give money to the I Hate Guns And Want To Repeal The Second Amendment Foundation before I’d send a nickel to the Republican National Committee. And I’d send that donation on the 12th.[Read More…]

CALLATE LA JETA, PEE-DRO!

ANTI-TRUMP LATINO KIDS VIDEO EXACTLY WHAT WE EXPECT FROM DEMOCRATS

Wonder why we aren’t surprised when the latest Muslim kills innocents in America or abroad? Because that’s what we expect of them. It’s what Muslims do. The anti-Trump Latin children video going around is what we’ve come to expect of liberals. In a word, disgusting. There is only one thing that matters to liberals. Achieving their agenda. The methodology doesn’t matter. They only care about one thing. It’s not truth.[Read More…]

IS THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT VIABLE? YES AND NO

IS THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT VIABLE? YES AND NO

The Tea Party movement came out of nowhere in 2009 in response to Obama’s and the Democrat’s rapid movement of America to the left. The movement immediately had two dangerous enemies. One was overt, the other hidden. The Tea Party movement began the first time conservatives had organized and taken to protest in modern history. The original Tea Party principles, before being bastardized by johnny-come-lately “Tea Party” groups were fiscal[Read More…]

I SHALL RELEASE....WOGER!

HERE’S WHAT I DON’T LIKE ABOUT RAND PAUL

AWD so hoped Rand Paul would be different. He showed promise. Less wild-eyed wackjob fanatic than his father, he at first appeared to be pragmatic and marketable than Señor Batsh*t Crazy Ron Paul. He could have been Mr Tea Party. He’s just the latest George W Bush. Pity. As hard as he may try, deoxyribonucleic acid is something not easily defeated. Especially when your DNA has a majority of[Read More…]

STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!

STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!

Pravda published an article stating that Obama was elected by an “illiterate society” that has made its way around the internet today. To some extent, Pravda is right. Many who voted for Obama are weak on knowledge and voted again for Obama largely because he is black or is hip to young people. It’s rud James Carville stated that 80% of Democrats are politically clueless. I believe that number is[Read More…]

BIG FUR HAT VS ILLEGAL ALIENS IN A WALMART

BIG FUR HAT VS ILLEGAL ALIENS IN A WALMART

Big Fur told AWD about this incident before posting it on IOTWreport.com. Big Fur is not what you would call a “gun guy.” He’s from up north. But incidents like this are teaching him one thing: It’s much better to have a gun and not need it than need it and not have a gun. Here’s his experience: I’m not going to read this over, or edit it. I just[Read More…]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT AMERICA?

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – HERE’S WHAT I’LL DO!

By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from! We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re[Read More…]

TWO TOOLS FROM THE SAME BOX

ANGRY WHITE DUDE – HELL TO THE @#&*ING NO TO SPEAKER PAUL RYAN!

AWD would be remiss if I failed to voice my opinion that Paul Ryan is a wussypants Establishment wussy with only one difference from John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. Boehner has never been bitch-slapped in a Vice Presidential debate by a retarded man. Here’s a recap of Ryan getting the dog snot beat out of him by the dain bramaged Joe Biden: Not ONE time did the wussified Ryan stand up[Read More…]