Male Bashing Commercials

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO): Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island[Read More…]

"IF ONLY THESE FINGERS HELD A BIG ASS DOOBIE!"

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LINCOLN CAR COMMERCIAL?

AWD has never wanted to drive a Lincoln before. I’ve never wanted to take drugs, either. But damn! That Matthew McConaughey car commercial has me itching to do both! It seems that a new Lincoln and a few doobs of the diggity dang work wonders for Matthew! I have to give it to those NYC ad writers. Just when you didn’t think tv commercials could get any worse/insulting/weird, Lincoln breaks[Read More…]

LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM ANNOYS ME!

LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM COMMERCIALS ARE STUPIDLY ANNOYING!

AWD doesn’t watch too much TV. I’m too intellectual. These days the only show I really follow is Bass Masters. Stimulating commentary on aquatic harvesting! But those “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” commercials? Dayum, Dayum, DAYUM! Would make Jesus cuss! I’ve never been a fan of commercials but those State Farm Insurance spots are a new low! Lower than Hillary’s server in the Atlantic Ocean. Here ya[Read More…]

THE MOST FEARED MAN ON THE ROAD - THE OLD MAN IN THE HAT DRIVING A BUICK!

NEW ANTI-WHITE, MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL MAKES ME BUICK!

The poor, pitiful (yet evil) white male in nearly every commercial is a bumbling, idiotic fool. The evil white creature who cannot light a gas grill or make a layup has somehow managed to hold down every less than successful being in history. Oh, and he also managed to create everything you use or consume on a daily basis. But Buick takes the anti-male concept to a new low. Now[Read More…]

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, LANCE!

SHAME ON CADILLAC FOR SHOWING A POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN IN COMMERCIAL!

AWD was watching some footbaw this weekend while clasping my offspring to my big, sexy bosom when this Cadillac commercial came on and severely harshed my mellow huge. Is this how Cadillac tries to sell cars? You’d have to look hard all over Nueva Jork and Mexifornia to find a poofter more effiminate than this half-a-sissy. And even then you wouldn’t be able to find a more pathetic creature than[Read More…]

“THE ROBMEISTER” VS THE PC COPS – WHO DO YOU THINK WON?

“THE ROBMEISTER” VS THE PC COPS – WHO DO YOU THINK WON?

“The Richmeister” Political correctness run amok…again! In this case, this man lost his job. After you read about what took place, see if you think it’s beyond the pale and beyond belief. And as far as State Farm is concerned, they can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine! Companies that continually bow to the pressure of the nutcase leftists of all stripes are to be shunned via my viewfinder[Read More…]

OH NO! ‘THE FORCE’ SLIPS…SAY IT AIN’T SO!

OH NO! ‘THE FORCE’ SLIPS…SAY IT AIN’T SO!

Hells bells…we all know any sane person hates the constant non-stop computerized ads they have on the boob-tube these days. Heck folks, they’re never-ending! Nevertheless, for something a little different for a change, thought I’d ask if you had to pick one out of three of the ads below as your favorite…which one would you vote for and why? Also, just out of curiosity, which one did you like the[Read More…]

TEACH THAT MBA CRACKA HOW TO SHIP A PACKAGE!

FEDERAL EXPRESS REALLY HATES WHITE MALES!

It’s a common theme with nearly all crass television commercials these days. The white guy is an idiot. Oh sure, he can hold a professional job and provide a nice house for his smart-ass family but can’t light a gas grill without blowing the sumbitch up: While the ubiquitous white male-bashing commercial spans nearly every product and service, AWD has noticed that Federal Express has a long-time penchant for making[Read More…]

WHOLESOME

NEW NABISCO COMMERCIAL: IT’S HIP TO BE QUEER!

If you remember, candidate Obama was against homosexual marriage. But since he was elected and caught frolicking around with his “body man” Reggie Love, all we hear and see is gay, gay, and more gay sh*t everywhere we turn! And it’s making me sick over here! Gays in the military, gays in the Olympic games, gay marriage, gay pro athletes, gays on TV shows, commercials, etc, e-freaking-nough! AWD has had[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: OLD SPICE AD – HORRIFIC OR HUMOROUS?

VIDEO OF THE DAY: OLD SPICE AD – HORRIFIC OR HUMOROUS?

Just for some fun: While watching NFL playoff games yesterday afternoon, this ad from Old Spice popped up for all to see. So, for the heck of it, thought it would be curious to see what your reactions are to it. One fact is for certain, I’ve seen various reactions from many others that have been posted on the Youtube thread. Some funny, some not. Either way…watch and see what[Read More…]

CREEPY ASS CRACKAS

HEY LIBERALS! LEAVE OLD WHITE MEN ALONE!

Not a day goes by when we don’t hear some liberal pie-hole disparaging old, white men on some lefist, propaganda media claptrap as the root of all evil in the world. Uhh, that would be libtards! So common is the disparaging of old, white men in America today that even self-hating old, white men themselves do it to curry favor with the liberal, anti-America set. In the America-hating circles (academia,[Read More…]

SH*T AIN'T RIGHT!

HEY DORITOS! YOU’RE MAKING ME SICK OVER HERE WITH GAY COMMERCIALS!

Doritos has released its newest disgusting homosexule Super Bowl commercial for 2014. Keep in mind, the NFL wouldn’t accept a commercial from a gun company because…well, because guns are not politically correct! And, to libtards, guns are scary! Screw the NFL and their pink cleats and homo commercials! Doritos seems to have targeted the finger (and other things) sucking set in their last few commercial campaigns. And they’re making AWD[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE STILL HATES THIS PROGRESSIVE MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE STILL HATES THIS PROGRESSIVE MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL!

Dammit! Alec Baldwin’s rant on homosexules got ye olde AWD worked up into a laher about how bad I loathe Progressive Insurance commercials and their wussification of American males! Every cat on a Progressive commercial looks like he has seen one up close before, if you know what I mean! Hell, it’s not only Progressive, it’s nearly every commercial or TV show that portrays the American male as an idiot[Read More…]

Creepy A** Crackers in their natural habitat

The Plight of the Melanin Poor

  The pursuit of happiness (in my case, read:  “fun”) is the usual agenda for Texas Belle.  And while she normally is successful in those pursuits, occasionally real life can be a party pooper.  Personal disclosure:  Texas Belle has been in the trenches with her little Pre-K buckaroo and his acute illness.  He’s much better now but the last two weeks of intensive snuggling and comforting the little progeny have[Read More…]

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR GATED COMMUNITY WITH A ‘CREEPY ASS CRACKA’ T SHIRT!

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR GATED COMMUNITY WITH A ‘CREEPY ASS CRACKA’ T SHIRT!

Conservative designer and blogger extroidinaire (or however the hell you spell it) Big Fur Hat of I Own The World has done it again with his Creepy Ass Cracka t shirt design! The new design promises to be a hit in gated communities and other creepy ass cracka enclaves throughout the country! George Zimmerman, the original creepy ass cracka could hardly contain his excitement over the Creepy Ass Cracka t[Read More…]

KIA MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL SUCKS AS BAD AS THEIR CARS!

KIA MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL SUCKS AS BAD AS THEIR CARS!

The Korean company that makes sh*tty little stupid cars has jumped into the male bashing commercial bidness with all the other politically correct companies AWD won’t do bidness with! KIA’s cars have such a bad reputation for reliability the company name might be an acronym for Killed In Action. The commercial shows a female robot kicking the dog snot out of a metrosexual nerd who touches the car. Such wit![Read More…]

GEICO EDDIE MONEY COMMERCIAL – WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

GEICO EDDIE MONEY COMMERCIAL – WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

AWD aka The Big Sexy aka The Hog Whisperer is getting ready to head into the woods to do battle with legions of hog invaders! We will go mano a mano in the ongoing battle of good vs evil. AWD is the “good” if any of y’all were wondering! Well, we won’t really be going mano a mano. Pigs don’t have manos! But AWD does have a tricked out AR[Read More…]

HEY ANTI-SMOKING COMMERCIAL LADY! YOU’RE MAKING ME SICK OVER HERE!

HEY ANTI-SMOKING COMMERCIAL LADY! YOU’RE MAKING ME SICK OVER HERE!

What the hell is this? AWD was spending a nice, quiet evening perusing the interweb net in the Captain’s chair, all comfy in my Yoda jammies, feeling all mellow and beloved with the little filly at my side after baking me a pie, at peace with the world (well, not really…after all, I’m AWD), sipping a smooth beverage, and dreaming of ways to piss off liberals when the most horrid[Read More…]

DRIVE A VOLKSWAGEN AND IMMEDIATELY BECOME GAY!

DRIVE A VOLKSWAGEN AND IMMEDIATELY BECOME GAY!

AWD isn’t quite sure what the hell this commercial is trying to do except make damn sure no man ever buys a Volkswagen! Maybe if they put a few teleprompters off-screen they could have had Obama teaching the kid to throw in this commercial! I think they should re-name the Passat to the Pussat! Great googly moogly, is that dad a homo or what! At that age, AWD’s dad was[Read More…]

“DEAR WOMAN” MALE BASHING VIDEO NEEDS SHOT OF TESTOSTERONE!

“DEAR WOMAN” MALE BASHING VIDEO NEEDS SHOT OF TESTOSTERONE!

Dudes and dudettes, a quick reminder that ye olde Big Sexy is still around. Angry White Dudette has been visiting AWD and the filly this week and we’ve been running around honky tonkin’, throwing the ol’ houlihan, getting tattoos, robbing banks, starting fights in biker bars, and going to church. AWD hasn’t had much time to write so I’m posting this oldie because it entered into my mind tonight out[Read More…]