All Things Libtarded

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN

QUESTION OF THE DAY: DO YOU HATE THE REPUBLICANS OR REALLY HATE THEM?

The US taxpayer has been sold down the fiscal river once agains by the employees of Wall Street in Washington. Pelosi Paul Ryan has passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill that funds ObamaCare and the resettling of the Earth’s unwashed population to America. That is, if there are any left. Question of the day. Do you hate the wussypants Republicans or something a great deal ? I think you know[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]

YOU CAN TELL HE A CRACKA!

#BlackLivesMatter DOESN’T EMBRACE DIVERSITY – KICKING OUT CRACKA SHAUN KING

It was bound to happen. Cracka Shaun King is getting kicked out of the professional racist bidness because he doesn’t pass the racial purity test. He a cracka. He should have changed his name to LaShaun. Hindsight. Professional black man Deray McKesson, one of the leaders of the #BlackLivesMatter movement of professional protesters and looters has had enough. Ain’t no white man gonna lead a black movement! Sheee-ut! Shhhh. Don’t[Read More…]

IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!

IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!

Hey, there’s another @#&* Star Wars movie coming out! And the nerdosphere is worked up in a little ole tizzy! So what? Just another Star Wars bore-a-thon. Just like Spiderman 18, The Bourne Geriocracy, Batman 63 and Iron Man God Only Knows! Hell, there will probably be another Rocky soon. Oops! AWD has long believed the reason there are so many sequels, prequels, and enough is enough-quels is because all[Read More…]

A GREAT AMERICAN!

DUDE OF THE WEEK – DINESH D’SOUZA

I saw this at Ace of Spades and wanted to post Dinesh D’Souza putting a thump on a overeducated/undersmart Social Justice Warrior at Amherst College. I encourage readers to watch the entire exchange to see how brainwashed these little middle-class socialist brats are. AWD believes at least half of the universities in America need to be shuttered. Especially leftists hellholes like Berkely, Amherst, and especially those blue scum bellies at[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

WHEN I THINK OF HILLARY, I THINK OF LOVE

Hillary is rebranding again. I guess the “it’s time we need a woman President” isn’t working too well since it’s debatable if Hillary is indeed female. I just threw up in my mouth. So now she’s running on . No sh*t. Isn’t that wonderful? Hillary running on . Kind of gets AWD all warm and tingly. An kind, aged, drunk grandmother reminding us all that will win the day.[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

It’s truly amazing watching all the long knives out for Donald Trump. And they are out for him everywhere one los. One might say the media, politicians, celebrities, and terrorists all have it in for Trump. Which tells me he is the right guy for President. How wussified has America become? So wussified to where so-called conservatives get their little sensitized feelings hurt because Trump said something that should have[Read More…]

ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO!

VENEZUELA’S SOCIALIST NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER!

Lesson to socialists when addressing starving citizens: Maybe telling them to eat rocks isn’t the greatest idea! Yesterday, Venezuela’s socialist experience nightmare drew another step to ending. It began with communist dictator Hugo “Mr Potato Head” Chavez who to control of the country and immediately began seizing businesses, freedoms, and control of the military. Naturally, the usual socialist fun ensued. After naturalizing (stealing) foreign businesses and interests, foreign investment and[Read More…]

LOOK LIKE TWO TEA PARTY TEABAGGERS!

WHERE IS THE 3RD SAN BERNARDINO TERRORIST? A WARNING!

Early reports of the San Bernardino terrorist murders said there were three gunmen involved. Now the media is only focusing on two. Where is the third?? A friend of the AWD page who resides in California and has contacts in law enforcement contacted AWD the other day with a warning. An LEO friend of his who has inside knowledge about terrorism sent this warning. I won’t publish the warning word[Read More…]

THE WISDOM OF A DRUNKEN SANTA

THE WISDOM OF A DRUNKEN SANTA

Last night, the Filly and the Big Sexy hit the town and threw the ol’ houlihan big time after a wonderful day of riding my Harley in the Marine Corps Toys For Tots ride. God bless our incredible Marines!! Semper Fi and Ooo rah! At our first stop of the evening, we landed at a local watering hole. It was crowded but we found a few chairs at a table[Read More…]

YOU HAVE BROKEN YOUR OATH!

ATTORNEY GENERAL LORETTA LYNCH WILL PROSECUTE ANTI-ISLAM SPEECH. WELL, ISLAM SUCKS!

Apparently, the Attorney General of the United States of the Offended, Loretta Lynch has never read the Constitution. At least the first part which says: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the GovApparently, the Attorney General of the[Read More…]

GOD ISN’T FIXING IT – BUT ALLAH IS CAUSING IT

GOD ISN’T FIXING IT – BUT ALLAH IS CAUSING IT

The NY Daily Times front page today said “God isn’t fi this” and went on to ridicule several GOP presidential nominees for offering prayers and thoughts to the families of those killed by the latest Muslim madmen in San Bernardino, California. No, God isn’t fi this but Allah is certainly causing the terrorism that is occurring and frequently in the West. Muslim barbarians are not at the gate[Read More…]

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST DIE!

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST DIE!

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Ben Carson are soaring in the polls for the same reason El Jeb Bush isn’t. The former aren’t wussypants Republican Establishment types while El Jeb…well, we all know about El Jeb. Now word is getting out that the wussypants Establishment Republicans will not vote for Trump should he win the GOP nomination. No surprise there. The Republican Establishment hates conservative voters. They our votes,[Read More…]

PEYTON MANNING SELLING HERSHEY'S KISSES AT HALFTIME!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, NO MORE PEYTON MANNING COMMERCIALS!

AWD tossed his new Hi Def in the trash for some lucky illegal to find lest I turn it on again and see the ever-present Peyton Manning commercials! Peyton Manning is like Big Brother. Only with a gigantic forehead. He actually has a five-head. He’s Big Forehead Brother. If Peyton can make a buck, he’ll come to your neighborhood and rent his head out to screen movies. Manning’s forehead is[Read More…]

HI, I'M LANCE AND I'LL BE YOUR GAY WAITER

METROSEXUAL BEARDS OF TODAY = MULLETS OF THE 70’S

I’m not sure where this metrosexual lumberjack beard thing started. Probably Nueva Jork or Mexifornia. Places full of sissified males who read GQ Magazine to learn how to be what they think are men. Like AWD has said on several occasions, if you have to read a mens fashion magazine to learn about being a man, you’re doing it all wrong, junior. It seems that every time the filly and[Read More…]

AL GORE'S SHANTY TO REDUCE HIS CARBON FOOTPRINT

LIBERALS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Bernie Sanders blames ISIS on Global Warming. Liberals blame everything in wrong in the world on Global Warming. I guess we can blame Bernie Sanders and his socialist BS on Global Warming. Pay a welfare moocher to not work and they will not work. Pay Chris Matthews to say idiotic statements and he’ll say idiotic statements. Pay Whoopie Goldberg to be ugly all day and she’ll be ugly all day.[Read More…]

WARNING FROM ISIS: OBAMA, ALL YOUR GOLF COURSES ARE BELONG TO US!

WARNING FROM ISIS: OBAMA, ALL YOUR GOLF COURSES ARE BELONG TO US!

Ohhhhh shama lama ding dong, infis. Greetings from Angry White Imam! The Imam’s heart is sad, infi dogs. My heart is as heavy as the weight of 1000 homosexuals hanging from a bridge. While a happy sight, 1000 homosexuals dangling would be heavy, yes? It’s not easy being a Muslim jihadist these days with your President Obama in office! So the Imam is here to iver a warning to infi[Read More…]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of[Read More…]

WHITENESS DOES HAVE ITS PRIVILEGES! BON VOYAGE!

PLEASE HELP ME OVERCOME MY WHITE PRIVILEGE!

Ahoy polloi! Angry White Dude, Esquire here. I’m just enjoying another beautiful day on my yacht, the FLOATING WASP! The seas are light and it’s been just wonderful entertaining my white friends as we bask in the joy of our unlimited white privilege. The weather’s beautiful, wish all you underprivileged minorities and white liberals could be here! Especially since my attendant, Jamal, up and left me and opted to go[Read More…]