It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]
The Gay Agenda
This is when I crawl out of my own little world, look around…and realize everyone’s dousing each other in gasoline.
Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing[Read More…]
I know y’all have been expecting AWD to put up a chart topper making fun of Bruce Jenner as he undergoes his transition from a man into a ‘woman.’ And believe me, it would be easy. Too easy. And wrong. AWD relishes making fun of soulless leftists like Hillary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, John Boehner, etc. They have it coming. Bruce Jenner hasn’t bothered anyone. He only[Read More…]
Wanted for GOP Presidential Nominee: Microcephalic Quadriplegic Transsexual Black-Hispanic Dwarf Muslim with AIDS. No Experience Required
If there is to be any hope at all for the GOP, it’s to beat the left at their own game.
How can anyone really tell what gender they are? Hit me with your best shots…Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!
It’s hard being a dude these days! With feminazis on the filly side and moisturizing metrosexuals and other assorted girly-men on the…well, the same filly side…it seems like us regular dudes are getting pushed out of the equation. Everything you see and hear in the media is how little fillies want “sensitive” guys who can “relate” to their “feelings.” That way, they can find contentment in their “relationships.” Of course,[Read More…]
AWD just looked at the GoFundMe thang going on for Memories Pizza and saw people have donated over $800,000! $800 large just because they won’t cater a gay wedding? Well, BFD! Neither will AWD and ain’t nobody sent me jack squat! The Big Sexy definitely could use some cash American since I blew all my what they call “disposable income” on that new Taylor six string. I figured I could[Read More…]
Dudes and dudettes, see if you agree with what Bill Whittle had to say in this video. One fact is for sure, this man never minces a word when he expresses his views. Plus he’s also a great American patriot to-boot! He’s a fighter on the rights side of the aisle, we certainly need more like him fighting the good fight and telling it like it is! Here’s the preface[Read More…]
A functional definition of liberalism: the sophisticated rationalization of indulging base appetites.
To be perfectly honest, I don’t even know the particulars of the RFRA legislation in Indiana. I know it has to do with businesses not having to sell their goods or services to people or entities with whom they disagree on personal religious beliefs and that radical homosexuals don’t like it. But when have they ever liked anything that didn’t roll over unconditionally to what they want? AWD doesn’t really[Read More…]
Oh bother, what will people think of next? Folks, talk about a do whatever feels good situation when it comes to this touchy feely report, you’d better fasten your seat belts and get prepared for what’s come. Other than that, I’m out of words, the rest I leave totally up to all of you to fill in the voids via your own thoughts: On Monday, HuffPost Gay Voices highlighted that[Read More…]
Feminists are crazy. And ugly. We all know that. But they’re not bright, either. They continually come up with some of the most unbelievable sh*t since Global Warming and Hope and Change. The latest trick/ploy to get men to do ‘womans work’ in the home is to extort them into doing housework in exchange for ye olde flippy floppy in the bedroom/living room/kitchen table/stairs/tub/shower/garage/roof. Feminists didn’t name the places for[Read More…]
A year ago, the fascist gay and politically correct employees revolted against CEO and Mozilla Founder Brendan Eich after it came to light he donated $1000 to California’s Proposition 8 to ban homosexual marriage. Proposition 8 passed. As has every other initiative to ban gay marriage in America. New Mozilla Chairperson Mitchell Baker at the time said (AWDs comments in parenthesis): “Our organizational culture reflects diversity and inclusiveness. We welcome[Read More…]
Fighting the good fight: “You Can’t Buy My Freedom” I’m short on time but wanted to share a segment I caught on the boob-tube a few nights ago and see what your thoughts are regarding this matter. I truly hope you take a few minutes of your time to watch the video that will be presented after the short summary that will be provided below. After all, there are times[Read More…]
Sally Kohn is a real gem when it comes to the far left lunacy that surrounds us daily. If you haven’t ever had the chance to listen to her blather over the past few years, consider yourself the luckier for it. Kohn used to be on Fox News now and then way back when. Now CNN is her mainstay for the time being when it comes to espousing her blathering[Read More…]
AWD read today the City University of Nueva Jork is hereby forbidding the use of any and all “gendered salutations” like ‘Mister’ and ‘Mrs’ lest anyone who doesn’t have a wiener or cookie be offended. Yeah, that “it” over there. Note to ungendered students at CUNY: if you haven’t figured out if you have a man thing or a female tingly part below the belt, being offended is the least[Read More…]
Hit me with your best shots…Inquiring Minds Want to Know!
AWD was watching some footbaw this weekend while clasping my offspring to my big, sexy bosom when this Cadillac commercial came on and severely harshed my mellow huge. Is this how Cadillac tries to sell cars? You’d have to look hard all over Nueva Jork and Mexifornia to find a poofter more effiminate than this half-a-sissy. And even then you wouldn’t be able to find a more pathetic creature than[Read More…]