The Gay Agenda

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt[Read More…]

HI, I'M LANCE AND I'LL BE YOUR GAY WAITER

METROSEXUAL BEARDS OF TODAY = MULLETS OF THE 70’S

I’m not sure where this metrosexual lumberjack beard thing started. Probably Nueva Jork or Mexifornia. Places full of sissified males who read GQ Magazine to learn how to be what they think are men. Like AWD has said on several occasions, if you have to read a mens fashion magazine to learn about being a man, you’re doing it all wrong, junior. It seems that every time the filly and[Read More…]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of[Read More…]

OH DEAR GOD!

BRUCE JENNER HAS THE BALLS TO BE ‘WOMAN OF THE YEAR’

Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner has been named Woman of the Year by Glamour Magazine. Predictably, ugly liberal feminists (redundancy alert!) are in a little tizzy because…because…well, because that is what they do! Why do feminists oppress Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner as Woman of the Year? Don’t they support transgender/transexual/transfreakydeaky people? Feminists shouldn’t oppress Bruce Jenner for being a beautiful 6’4″ woman with big, succulent breasts and a big ol’ unit and cojones. God made[Read More…]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND US

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND US

I once read where someone said that all stereotypes are true. While there are always exceptions, I agree. Stereotypes come from somewhere. So stereotypes about liberals are nearly always accurate. And they’re not pretty. AWD has dealt with many liberals who make or have made on this website over the years. Generally, most liberal commenters are highly emotional about issues. Facts, data, and logic contrary to their beliefs be[Read More…]

WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ASS-WHOOPIN'!

YOU HALF-A-SISSY, GIRLY, NY TIMES READING “MODERN MEN” SHOULD LISTEN TO BILL WHITTLE

Only last week, AWD wrote about some Beta-male’s NY Times article instructing males how to be a Modern Man. Here’s the post: NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES! The Readers Digest version is the Modern Male = Historical Woman. One of the tenets of the modern man is: The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will. Or[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL WWIII IN THE AIR?

CAN YOU FEEL WWIII IN THE AIR?

The geopolitical situation is in bad shape and getting worse fast. Russia, China and the USA all have military assets playing in the Syrian sandbox. Fights start that way. Worse, world wars start that way. Russia is fle its muscle and China is taking notes because of the absence of foreign diplomacy strength from Imam Hussein. Unlike the United States, other countries act in their best interest. Obama’s capitulation of[Read More…]

NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES!

NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES!

AWD doesn’t read newspapers any. Haven’t in over 10 years. Reading a paper is like going to a Code k protest. Nothing there will be good. And most things you’ll see will make you vomit. Nor does AWD understand why several “conservative” blogs consistently quote New York Time’s columnists? They pour over every socialist, politically correct letter of leftist drivel that pours from the feminine fingers typing up New York[Read More…]

AWD TOMORROW MORNING!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE WANTS TO BE A WOMAN

A video is going viral of a mother giving her 11 year old son who wants to be a girl his/her first hormone pills. The world is changing. AWD gave his son a Remington 1100 when he turned 11. That’s a boy. Or supposed to be. You know, AWD has been thinking about all this sex change mess for a while and we may be thinking all wrong about it![Read More…]

RAINBOW COLORED DORITOS? THAT’S SO GAY!

RAINBOW COLORED DORITOS? THAT’S SO GAY!

In the United States of Gayness, it’s impossible to do anything without something gay popping up. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Hell, you can’t even go Krogering in peace without having some gay something or other staring you in the face! Wait! That didn’t sound right, either. Why companies consistently pander to the homosexual 3% of Americans, I’ll never know. But they do. They’re stupid like that. Latest in the[Read More…]

PITIFUL, JUST PITIFUL

METROSEXUAL TOM BRADY…..DAMN, SON!

AWD’s angry white brother says “those you suspect the most, usually are!” New England Patriots QB and noted Metrosexual (i.e. homosexual in a metro) Tom Brady has long been pinging ye olde gaydar five by five. His latest hairstyle and clothing isn’t doing anything to make him popular in the locker room. Maybe in the prison showers! This is what happens when you marry a fuzzy little foreigner who[Read More…]

HEEEEYYYY! LET'S GO CAMPING!

STICK A RAINBOW FLAG IN THE BOY SCOUTS – THEY’RE DONE!

The governing body of the Boy Scouts of America has voted to allow gay leaders into their ranks. Many see that decision as wise as letting Michael Moore guard your Oreos. Former Secretary of Defense and current Boy Scout President Robert Gates said: “For far too long this issue has divided and distracted us. Now it’s time to unite behind our shared belief in the extraordinary power of Scouting to[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: OFFENSIVE OR NOT?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: OFFENSIVE OR NOT?

Dear Leader’s mansion…or the House of We the People? When I saw this last night I was immediately offended that Dear Leader and crew would do something as low as this. Then again, he never had any class, and it’s obvious he never will. I am sickened that he used the White House to rub it in plenty of folks faces as well. Our forefathers would be rolling in their[Read More…]

IS THE BREAKUP OF THE UNITED STATES IN THE FUTURE?

IS THE BREAKUP OF THE UNITED STATES IN THE FUTURE?

With all the judicial and legislative malfeasance to the rule of law and States rights of the past few weeks, one must seriously ponder whether the dissolution of the United States of America has begun? There is no question the country is completely ideologically divided between those who seek to live under socialism in Blue States and we who desire to live under Constitutional governmental limits and restraints in the[Read More…]

CINEMATIC GENIUS AND 'MERICAN HERO - CHUCK NORRIS

TODAY, I SHALL BE CHUCK NORRIS!

It seems these days everybody wants to be something or someone other than who or what they really are. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn while he awaits getting his wing wang whacked off. NAACP Chapter Chair Rachel Dolezal embraces her inner sistah when she is in fact very much a cracka! Must be her white privilege. Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t identify as a boy or a girl even when she[Read More…]

PICTURE OF THE DAY: STEAMED!

PICTURE OF THE DAY: STEAMED!

There are three excellent articles for you to read, each of them are different topics but well worth the short time it takes to digest each of them. All should matter to you one way or the other. Anyway friends, the first story below has to do with the picture above…sit back and contemplate all. 1.) Hanen Injunction Update – DOJ Takes Injunction Appeal To Full Panel of 5th Circuit[Read More…]

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO): Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island[Read More…]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

No Exit

No Exit

This is when I crawl out of my own little world, lo around…and realize everyone’s dousing each other in gaso.

ON A GOOD DAY

LINDSEY GRAHAM TO RUN FOR POTUS – I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE!

Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing[Read More…]