War on America

OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

THE BOY SCOUTS CIRCLE THE DRAIN!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I say it nearly every day when I watch businesses and organizations do tremendously stupid things that alienate their customer base. Former Starbucks CEO Howard Sch...

REPUBLICANS ALTER OBAMACARE. MEH.

I WILL SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY AT ANYTIME! AND I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT. Six years of listening to Republicans beat their little bird chests about how they would repeal ObamaCare if returned to power! Well, th...

DON’T BRING A VIBRATOR TO A KNIFE FIGHT!

YEP! Two years ago when Campus Carry was passed in Texas, the little middle-class socialist snowflake brats at University of Texas - Austin decided to protest the law by marching throughout campus with vibr...