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DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

Donald Trump knocked a homer when he began his Foreign Policy speech with: It’s time to shake the rust off America’s foreign policy. It’s time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold, something we have to do. The direction I will out today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people and American security above[Read More…]

SUMO MATCH, ANYONE?

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

SIMPLY DISGUSTING!

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

I thought about using the title “Dennis Hastert – Portrait Of A Perverted Corruptocrat” but changed my mind when the thought crossed my mind that Dennis Hastert is the poster boy of the modern Republican Party. The corrupt, perverted, despicable Republican Party. Sure, I know the Democrats are the same or worse but the Republican Party was always supposed to stand for values we conservatives hold sacred. Small government, low[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

“Let me make this perfectly clear, there will be no American boots on the ground in Syria.” And “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” And “The ACA will lower health care costs for the average family by $2500.” You get the picture. Obama is doing what he said he wouldn’t by sending US special forces to Syria. Maybe the Special Forces can keep their doctors. Ostensively[Read More…]

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the co speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravans. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

I Once Had A Crazy Uncle

I Once Had A Crazy Uncle

  Yep, everybody seems to have one, but mine was a bit crazier than most. I got to thinking about him because of two recent events involving the mass shootings of families that have made the news. In Ohio, the perp is noted to be a black man. In Georgia the killer is not known, but is most probably a white male. Luckily these events are really quite rare, but[Read More…]

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa de Amor backyard where we are sming the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pig smer has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got pork and my town has gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]

AAAAH! PRESIDENT CLINTON'S IN THE LADIES BATHROOM!

TARGET ALIENATES MILLIONS OF SHOPPERS TO APPEASE 11 FREAKAZOIDS!

Target is headquartered in Minnesota. Minnesota is heavily populated with politically correct libtarded idiots. Libtarded idiots are totally consumed with having freako men go pee pee or plop plop with women across America in public bathrooms. What could go wrong? Well, as with everything liberals support, everything can and will go wrong. And Target, bless their little Minnesota-based PC hearts, is going to lose millions of customers over this stupid[Read More…]

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

As one of his many final FU’s to America before leaving office, Imam Obama is going to put all his heroes on our money! Betting money is all of them will be either black or leftists. But I repeat myself. Union spy and escaped slave Harriet Tubman is replacing old cracka Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s reported Obama is pushing to put Martin Luther King or some black[Read More…]

MASS MURDERER OR FRIEND OF THE BUSH FAMILY? OR BOTH?

SO THE SAUDIS KILLED 3,000 AMERICANS ON 9/11 AND GOT AWAY WITH IT!

The New York Post published a story implicating the Saudi kingdom in financing and supporting the 9/11 attacks on America. Why am I not surprised? The majority of the 9/11 murderers were Saudis and their government surely knew what they of their deadly plans in America. Moreover, there is strong evidence that the Saudi government played an active part and the US government hid the truth from us. You must[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

Somebody get Sean Payton a tampon and some Midol

Somebody get Sean Payton a tampon and some Midol

      “I’m not an extreme liberal,” Payton said. “I find myself leaning to the right on some issues. But on this issue, I can’t wrap my brain around it. I hate guns. . . . “It was a large caliber gun. A .45. It was designed back during World War I. And this thing just stops people. It will kill someone within four or five seconds after they are struck.[Read More…]

What is the Alt-Right?

What is the Alt-Right?

Breitbart recently published a long piece purporting to explain the alt-right to regular conservatives. The article is an interesting read and covers a lot of ground, but it fails to zero on the movement’s central theme. The alt-right is not defined by any particular school of thought, but by the school of thought it rejects. The alt-right, in the simplest terms, is an unapologetic purging of liberal idiocy. As the[Read More…]

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!

AWD has a badness meeting tonight where vast sums of cash American will be exchanged. I smell some new shooting irons coming from this deal! Since I’m unavoidably detained, here’s a repost from a few years ago about some cat getting his scrotum detached. Fun for the whole family! An Indiana man has suffered an attack to his dickular region and his “on again/off again” girlfriend has been arrested for[Read More…]

Who was Haruka Weiser?

Who was Haruka Weiser?

This one really pisses me off beyond all recognition. Another young and promising life cut short by a weaponized subhuman soldier of the progressive movement. If you have been living in a cave (or just working hard to pay taxes) Haruka was the 18-year-old co-ed murdered at the University of Texas at Austin. (If you’re wondering, it’s the same school that removed that very dangerous statue of Jefferson Davis from[Read More…]

STFU!

WHY ARE LIBERALS SO CONSUMED WITH MEN USING WOMENS BATHROOMS?

Paypal (the worst company in the world…don’t get me started) recently announced they would not build a planned location in Charlotte because North Carolina banned men from using women’s bathrooms. Maybe North Carolina should kill homosexuals like the Islamic countries where Paypay is proud to do business. Any number of libtarded celebrities and politicians have announced they will not travel to The Old North State because of the new law.[Read More…]

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HAS FOX NEWS BIT THE BIG ONE WITH CONSERVATIVES?

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this election cycle is Fox News is nothing than a propaganda tool for the Republican Establishment like MSNBC is for the Dims. Fox News and their big-boobed, short-skirted info babes along with their tired, worn-out male accomplices tried to push/pull El Jeb across the finish of the Republican nomination for months until they realized that El Jeb just plain sucks. Then[Read More…]

HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD

HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD

The Hag and Willie were scheduled to play together below Austin next weekend. Guess who had tickets! Dayum! AWD never got the chance to see Merle in concert. He passed today on his 79th birthday. I guess he was worried about AWD crashing the stage and singing a tune….as I am known to do. Another musical great has gone to the great beyond. I don’t have much to say except[Read More…]

VERY BAD NEWS FOR TEXAS!

YIKES, TEXAS! HERE COME THE CALIFORNIANS AND NEW YORKERS!

California and Nueva Jork just put another nail in their rotting, socialist coffins when their socialist governors signed into law a $15 minimum wage. Those doors you hear slamming are the remaining businesses who will no longer be able to afford doing business in those socialist disaster zones. The zips you hear are suitcases being packed with socks and sandals from New York and holistic, gluten-free seaweed from California. Where[Read More…]