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SOMETHING’S FISHY ABOUT THE WACO BIKER SHOOTING POLICE REPORTING

SOMETHING’S FISHY ABOUT THE WACO BIKER SHOOTING POLICE REPORTING

AWD has been waiting a few days before writing about the Waco biker shootings that left 9 motorcycle riders dead. At first glance after listening to initial Waco Police reports, a bunch of biker thugs killed each other over some turf battle. At second glance, not so fast there! What first got AWD’s spidey sense tingling was the fact that the police arrested over 170 bikers who were each held[Read More…]

WILL VOTER FRAUD WIN THE 2016 ELECTION FOR DEMOCRATS?

WILL VOTER FRAUD WIN THE 2016 ELECTION FOR DEMOCRATS?

As Hillary is up to her ankles wading through scandal after scandal, she is remarkably quiet these days. It has been nearly a month since the Democrat frontrunner has spoken with the press. Or roughly the time it takes her husband to bang 1,000 hoochies. She and her team seem to be very relaxed as the Republicans begin their primary campaigns. Why could that be? Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and[Read More…]

"AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SAY....."

AWD IS SOOOO SHOCKED GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS IS A CLINTON HACK!

This is a story as shocking as finding Michael Moore likes putting butter on his Oreos! Or Whoopi Goldberg is ugly all day! Or Janeane Garofalo doesn’t bathe! Or Barack Obama has a jones for Reggie Love. If anyone is surprised that George Stephanopoulos is a Clintoon hack, they are as they say in Bahston “wicked retaaahded.” And the only people THAT wicked retaaahded are all employed in the Mainstream[Read More…]

"PUT ON SOME BOB MARLEY"

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE! CALLS MAHMOUD ABBAS “ANGEL OF PEACE”

This Pope. Man, they pulled a real winner this time! I guess Al Sharpton wasn’t available. Pope Francis is the Barack Obama of religion. Every leftist belief at some time will dribble out of Francis’ pie hole before he takes that long Popemobile ride to his 72 virgins. Or is that the other little fuzzy guys who like to explode who get the virgins? It’s so hard to tell them[Read More…]

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD is kind of an innovator. I’m going to change saying Happy Mothers Day to just HMD. That way, it will be a secret between us who honor our mothers on Mother’s Day. So HMD, y’all! Oh, hell to the yeah, baybah! And I’m going to make a hashtag for Mother’s Day. Know what it’s going to be? #hmd. I’m an innovator. AWD wishes every mother (not muthas, you goat[Read More…]

CLASS. THY NAME IS NOT MICHELLE OBAMA!

MUSEUMS ARE NOT THE REASON BLACKS DON’T ATTEND MUSEUMS, MICHELLE OBAMA!

Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who look at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]

ON A GOOD DAY

LINDSEY GRAHAM TO RUN FOR POTUS – I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE!

Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing[Read More…]

MY HERO!

PAMELA GELLER IS DOING GOD’S WORK!

Have those who don’t pay attention and believe it can’t happen here decided just how many rights they are willing to surrender to radical Islam? After the criticism heaped on Pamela from the media (including Fox News!) as well as the death threats from Muslims, it appears that too many Americans will surrender everything to appease those who will kill them for not being Muslim! Watch this video and realize[Read More…]

AWD'S NEW TOY!

AWD SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO BLUES!

Right now, AWD is sitting by his lonesome at ye olde Casa de Amor so bored I’m tempted to start cleaning. I crap you negative! It’s that bad. Haven’t been to the gym in two days either. But right all I can think about is fitness. Fitness this big-ass 16-inch Wal Mart four meat pizza in my mouth! No, not every day is full of fighting crime and libtard excitement[Read More…]

"I BELIEVE IN COMMON CORE BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IN COMMON CORE!"

AWD IS SO HAPPY HUCKABEE IS RUNNING I COULD SH*T!

Add Huckabee to the list of Establishment cannon fodder for whom AWD will not cast his vote in 2016. Two types of people AWD will never trust. Politicians and preachers. Meet Governor/Reverend Mike Huckabee. Huckabee will be parsley on the plate of importance in the Republican primaries. AWD doesn’t know much in this world but I do know people. And Huckabee is a hucksterbee. His sincerity levels rival those of[Read More…]

HERE’S AWD’S SUBMISSION TO THE DRAW MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT

HERE’S AWD’S SUBMISSION TO THE DRAW MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT

AWD has no artistic talent. I can hardly sign my name anymore. I wanted to submit the above graphic to Pamela Geller’s Draw Muhammad Art Exhibit. So I asked Big Fur Hat if he could help me out. He graciously produced the image I should have submitted. Thanks, Big Fur! He’s truly a genius. Of what, I have no idea! The point of the above graphic is that it’s perfectly[Read More…]

RADICAL MORMONS SLAUGHTER ‘THE BOOK OF MORMON’ THEATER-GOERS!

RADICAL MORMONS SLAUGHTER ‘THE BOOK OF MORMON’ THEATER-GOERS!

Members of a radical and growing sect of the Mormon church have slaughtered hundreds of theater goers who attended last night’s Book Of Mormon musical performance in New York. Local authorities are calling for restraint and understanding while they investigate the attack. New York City Assistant District Attorney Lance Grabsweenie said at a press conference: “This attack should not be an indictment against the entire Mormon religion. We encourage people[Read More…]

DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN – WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK

DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN – WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK

With another black riot circus show taking place in Baltimore, I want to remind y’all how we protest in the Lone Star State. There’s a reason Texas doesn’t suck and Baltimore does. Last night in Dallas, the ghetto thug contingency organized a protest at the court house to support the rioting thugs in Baltimore. 400 were expected. 20 showed. The Dallas ghetto thug realizes that Texans won’t put up with[Read More…]

ZERO CULPABILITY AND UNEARNED ADULATION – THE NEW BLACK AMERICAN PARADIGM

ZERO CULPABILITY AND UNEARNED ADULATION – THE NEW BLACK AMERICAN PARADIGM

With the latest ghetto freak show taking place in Baltimore, AWD remembered this post from a few months back. What is the goal of black “leaders”? Other than lining their pockets with redistributed dollars, it is placing the ghetto black community on sacred ground. A place where blacks cannot be criticized or held to blame for any reason. So far, there are only two other groups that enjoy that special[Read More…]

FREE AT LAST!

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON THE BALTIMORE RIOTS – WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?

A black kid gets killed by police in any black community and its Black Friday for the black looters. At this point, the only relevancy the now debunked #HandsUp from Ferguson has is for looters to steal items on the top shelves. So there’s another riot in another black ghetto. Why am I not surprised? And the rioters in Baltimore are attacking white people? Again, why am I not surprised?[Read More…]

I WON'T VOTE FOR ANOTHER GOP SQUISH!

IF YOU’RE CONSERVATIVE AND STILL VOTE REPUBLICAN, WHY?

How many times must you walk through that Republican Establishment door only to get bashed in the head with a GOP baseball bat in the face to realize the Republicans hate conservatives! Many like to refer to the wussypants liberals in the Republican Party as RINOs. As if the Republican Party still represents anything conservative! AWD has long said the only people that hate the Tea Party more than Democrats[Read More…]

ATTEND THE MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT IN TEXAS ON MAY 3RD!

ATTEND THE MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT IN TEXAS ON MAY 3RD!

AWD loves himself some art! I wasn’t blessed with the ability to paint or sculpt. My natural talents are more in line with romantic endeavors, baybah. But I’ve always admired artists who can paint. AWD really, really admires artists who can paint and piss off Muslims at the same time! Of course, pissing off Muslims is not a very difficult task. No one excels at perturbing the self-exploders of the[Read More…]

5 FUN FACTS ABOUT EARTH DAY FROM ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

5 FUN FACTS ABOUT EARTH DAY FROM ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa del Amor backyard where we are smoking the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pork smoker has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got more pork and my town has more gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]

REMEMBER WHEN AWD SAID THE REPUBLICANS WINNING THE SENATE WOULD CHANGE NOTHING? PART 238

REMEMBER WHEN AWD SAID THE REPUBLICANS WINNING THE SENATE WOULD CHANGE NOTHING? PART 238

Sometimes it sucks to be right all the time. Y’all wouldn’t understand. It’s a burden the Big Sexy alone must bear. But when it comes to predicting the impending sucking of the wussypants Republicans in Washington, hell, anyone could do it. Remember when AWD penned this chart topper before the 2014 elections? REPUBLICANS WINNING THE SENATE WILL CHANGE NOTHING! You should take the time to read it again. Daniel Horowitz,[Read More…]

NOT TOUGH AT ALL!

WHY IS CARLY FIORINA RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

I know, I’m sexist and all, and I’ll make a lot of women mad but why is Carly Fiorina running for the GOP nomination? I can’t really think of a reason but some women on AWDs FB page are in the tank for Carly. Carly this and Carly that. Maybe they think she’s Carly Simon. No, the only reason women are for Carly Fiorina is because she is a woman.[Read More…]