As Malcom Gladwell has so keenly demonstrated in his book Outliers, the exception is the rule! I mean, all your talk about "bell curves" and "normal distributions" and such have been obliterated by Kwasi Enin and his super-smart brain, right?
We beseech you: Put down the fish wrap, look for yourselves, and make up your own minds.
The long, greasy, 80's hair. The endless throwing oneself around like a dramatic little faggot in a devious attempt to draw a foul. The negro-like prancing around the field after scoring a goal (which happens only about once every three hours). The fact that it's the only sport (outside of cricket) that the rest of the world seems capable of playing.