Conservative Thought

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

Oh, the schadenfreude we Tea Party conservatives are enjoying watching Donald Trump kick the dog snot out of Establishment Chico, El Jeb Bush! Look hard at this photo. I once heard someone say “never trust any man who has never been in a fight.” Is this the face of a fighter? No, it’s someone who Big Fur Hat over at iotwReport says has a “punchable face.” Donald Trump must agree[Read More…]

#AllLivesDontMatter to #BlackLivesMatter

#AllLivesDontMatter to #BlackLivesMatter

With the latest murder of a white policeman in Houston by a black criminal, it’s obvious that no other lives matter to #BlackLivesMatter than those of criminal blacks. Shannon Juruary Miles has been arrested for the cold-blooded murder of Sheriff Deputy Darren Goforth. Goforth was shot while putting fuel in his car. He leaves a wife and two children. It’s not surprising that Miles has a long list of run-ins[Read More…]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!

FRANK LUNTZ AND THE REPUBLICAN IDIOT CONSULTING CLASS

AWD has long suspected the consultants and advisors to the Republican Establishment are mouth-breathing morons. Why? Look at their results! Losers! Total losers! The blind leading the stupid! A top GOP consultants to to leftist Politico to disparage Trump supporters as “clowns.” Mitch McConnell says publicly he would like to “punch the Tea Party in the nose.” The Republicans do NOTHING of which they promised conservative voters if returned to[Read More…]

Vester Flanagan

BLACK MAN KILLS TWO WHITE PEOPLE FOR…WAIT FOR IT……RACISM!

Vester Flanagan murdered two local television news employees today and posted a homemade video of the crime. He was a black man. The reason he chose to kill the two white people? Racism. I know you’re shocked. Reading statements made by WDBJ station management tells of a volatile man who sought out things in which to find offense. Station Manager Jeff Marks said of Flanagan: ‚ÄúVester was an unhappy man.[Read More…]

IN-@#&*ING-CREDIBLE!

JOE BIDEN PONDERS PRESIDENTIAL RUN – AND WHAT CRAYONS TASTE LIKE

Joe Biden seeks to become America’s first openly retarded President while America’s first felon presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, prepares for her new digs behind bars. I’d laugh if I wasn’t crying! Biden is reportedly talking with fake Injun socialist Elizabeth Warren in preparation for his run. He wants her to be his squaw Vice President. Meanwhile, comm-a-nist Bernie Sanders grows in popularity with the mouth-breathing Democrat hoi polloi proles. And[Read More…]

I WILL STAB YOU IN THE HEART WITH THIS PEN!

A TEA PARTIER EXPLAINS THE DONALD TRUMP PHENOMENON

It’s really amazing how the Republican Establishment cannot grasp why Donald Trump is beating the dog snot out of El Jeb Bush and other GOP good old boy faves. Or maybe it’s they get it but don’t want to acknowledge the reason because admitting that the Republican Party = Democrat Party would be to admit defeat. And defeat means less contributions from SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters). Those sweet little idjits[Read More…]

FEEL ALLAH'S PEACE!

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT AMERICA TO FIGHT ISIS?

I can’t get through Facebook without seeing a conservative wanting to send troops to Iraq or Syria to fight ISIS! Anyone in opposition are deemed as “liberals.” Well, I don’t want to send anybody or any money to fight ISIS! But AWD, you must be a liberal! No, I am sick of wasting time, money and American lives trying to prevent Muslims from killing Muslims! It’s like trying to get[Read More…]

LIFE IS SHORT. YOUR MARRIAGE IS SHORTER.

USE ASHLEY MADISON.COM? YOUR DAY IS GOING TO PRETTY MUCH SUCK!

Last month, hackers threatened to post the names and personal info of customers who use the cheating website Ashley Madison. Today, divorce lawyers are giggling like little schoolgirls because the hackers made good on their threat. Ashley Madison boasted 40 million accounts with 95% being men. How did those 5% women find the time? Also, 15,000+ users had .gov or .mil email addresses. They’re government employees. We know where they[Read More…]

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM – SAD LITTLE MAN WASTING HIS TIME!

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM – SAD LITTLE MAN WASTING HIS TIME!

Is there a reason for Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham? I mean, except for picking up John McCain’s laundry, what does he do? I’m at a loss. Maybe some of the idiot voters in South Carolina can fill me in. Does he pick up their laundry too? Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham is running for President. So is just about every other Republican that can pee and hit the ground. There has to be[Read More…]

YEAH, BABY!

IF YOU’RE A MOTORCYCLE RIDER, HERE’S THE CARS AND DRIVERS TO WATCH FOR!

Since getting my scooter, AWD has been logging some serious miles soaking up rays and cleaning bugs out of my teeth. It’s been a blast and is great for relieving stress. Unfortunately, there are idiots on the road that imperil the lives of every living creature on Earth. But they especially hate motorcycle riders! A good friend of mine who was once a motorcycle cop told me there are two[Read More…]

TELLING IT LIKE IT IS ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

DONALD TRUMP GETS IT RIGHT ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

As more of his platform develops, it’s getting more and more difficult to find anything wrong with Donald Trump’s message. Especially on illegal immigration. Trump has released his IMMIGRATION REFORM THAT WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN plan. AWD encourages all to read it and ask yourself when was the last time you heard a candidate for POTUS or anyone in Washington speak as boldly and make as much sense as[Read More…]

BLACK SABBATH - MORE THAN JUST PRETTY FACES

#BlackSabbathLives MATTER – OPEN POST

AWD saw the #BlackSabbathLivesMatter hashtag the other day on social media and it occurred to me that no one ever stands up for Black Sabbath! And you know what? That sh*t ain’t right! Know what else? I don’t think #BlackSabbath has ever looted and burned down a store in Ferguson, Missouri. Well, maybe they should! Then maybe then somebody would care about #BlackSabbathLivesMatter! However, AWD must report that he remembers[Read More…]

SHOULD WE FEEL SORRY FOR KAYLA MUELLER?

SHOULD WE FEEL SORRY FOR KAYLA MUELLER?

It was reported this week that American Kayla Mueller, who was supposedly killed by a US airstrike in Syria, was tortured as a sex slave to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. AWD has read several reports and the accompanying comments concerning how Mueller’s treatment and death should be viewed. News reports say she was a hostage but she traveled to Syria voluntarily as a ‘humanitarian worker.’ Here’s a snippet of[Read More…]

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET HILLARY CLINTON OUT OF THE RACE?

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET HILLARY CLINTON OUT OF THE RACE?

One thing that’s become quite obvious. It’s nearly impossible to get kicked out as a Democrat Party nominee! The only thing that AWD imagines could get a Democrat candidate kicked out of the race is to propose a balanced budget. Hell, or even a budget! Hillary Clinton and her dirty dog husband have brought crime in America to a new low. They figured out a way to use the power[Read More…]

AWD WELCOMES SWAT FIREARMS AS A SPONSOR!

AWD WELCOMES SWAT FIREARMS AS A SPONSOR!

AWD knows all you right-wing extremists out there clinging to your guns and religion will welcome Swat Firearms as a new sponsor at AWD! And outside clinging to my little filly or an occasional Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, what could be better to cling to than a new badass shooting iron? I rest my case. Score one for America! Here at AWD, we love guns. And you know the only thing[Read More…]

CAN YOU FIND THE REPUBLICAN? NEITHER CAN I!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Republican Establishment: In the book Atlas Shrugged (you won’t like how it ends), copper magnate Francisco D’Anconia finally grew tired of suffocating governmental regulations, controls, taxes, etc that restricted his ability to earn money. All the while, corrupt politicians in Washington, when not restricting D’Anconia’s business interests and criticizing his greed, invested their money in his companies because of his ability to create wealth. Eventually, when he would bear[Read More…]

MEGYN KELLY NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR!

MEGYN KELLY NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR!

Life in the United States of the Offended has reached ridiculous levels. Everyone is offended by everything! Except white males. We cannot be offended since we are the oppressors and the cause of every evil on Earth. White privilege, I guess. AWD was in Sturgis while the main blast of the “24 hour news cycle” covering the rhubarb between Donald Trump and Fox News Anchor Babe Megyn Kelly took place[Read More…]

MORE IMPORTANT THAN A BABY!

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD WE CARE MORE ABOUT A LION THAN ABORTED BABY PARTS FOR SALE?

One thing I’ve noticed about most liberals. They love animals and they hate people. They’ll cry crocodile tears for a lion killed by a Minnesota dentist but totally ignore aborted baby parts being sold by Planned Parenthood with the same caring as a salesman selling a widget. The hunter spent enough money to hunt lions in Africa to buy a Lamborghini. A Planned Parenthood doctor told undercover buyers she’d like[Read More…]

HEEEEYYYY! LET'S GO CAMPING!

STICK A RAINBOW FLAG IN THE BOY SCOUTS – THEY’RE DONE!

The governing body of the Boy Scouts of America has voted to allow gay leaders into their ranks. Many see that decision as wise as letting Michael Moore guard your Oreos. Former Secretary of Defense and current Boy Scout President Robert Gates said: “For far too long this issue has divided and distracted us. Now it’s time to unite behind our shared belief in the extraordinary power of Scouting to[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing more than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]