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BREITBART IS HERE – THE MUSIC VIDEO!!
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BREITBART IS HERE – THE MUSIC VIDEO!!

Andrew Breitbart may no longer walk among us, but he will never be forgotten. BREITBART IS HERE! Big Fur Hat of I Own The World created an incredible tribute to Andrew in this “Breitbart Is Here” video. Chris Cassone wrote the inspirational music. I am speechless. Andrew Breitbart is an inspiration for all of us who have had enough from the liberal lie factory. Breitbart showed us how to stand […]

MY BOOT, HIS ASS! RINSE AND REPEAT!
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OCCUPY VS TEA PARTY REALITY SHOW? LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

How many times have we all longed to get into the squared circle for a few rounds with those unwashed, socialist miscreants in the Occupy and Poop movement? It’s been on my mind constantly since the first turd hit the first flag in one of their filthy squatter camps. But, since AWD is a peaceful man, and I live in North Texas where nary a pooping hippie can be found, […]

JANINE TURNER, TEXAS FILLY, ON HOW TO CONVERT DEMOCRATS TO SANITY
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JANINE TURNER, TEXAS FILLY, ON HOW TO CONVERT DEMOCRATS TO SANITY

I don’t really know how to say this without sounding conceited. So I’m just gonna say it. Fillies dig the Big Sexy. I can’t take credit for it. It’s a gift. And perfectly logical: 1. Chicks dig dudes (well, except for Rosie O’Donnell..but nobody would consider her a chick. More like a bufforilla 2. AWD is a dude 3. Chicks dig sexy 4. AWD is the Big Sexy 5. Chicks […]

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS!
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HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS!

Oh, how AWD loves him some Earth Day! I have no problem with Earth…it’s all right. Never really thought about living anywhere else. After all, as scientist Elton John discovered, “Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell.” After performing my personal research, AWD would concur with Sir (or is it Madam?) Elton. Mars pretty much sucks. And we all know what […]

HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?
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LIBTARD POTTY MOUTH OF THE WEEK – BOB ‘NO NECK’ BECKEL

So many libtards, so little air time! Is Bob Beckel the best/worst Fox could do? Don’t they have Alan ‘Skeletor’ Colmes and Jerry Rivers already? Couldn’t they draft some high-powered, low-IQ libtard from MSNBC? MSNBC has more stupidity per square inch than a DNC Convention…if you can believe that! Sharpton alone is a black hole of stupidity that sucks every molecule of intelligence into his big belly. (disclaimer: the term […]

TIME TO BREAK UP AMERICA BY RED STATES / BLUE STATES?
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TIME TO BREAK UP AMERICA BY RED STATES / BLUE STATES?

No one in their right mind wants to imagine a second Obama term. The debt and damage he has forced on America has the country on the brink of implosion. Obama and his Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke have printed so much money in three years that trees are now on the endangered list. Obama’s hard-core leftist views now are no longer hidden. His hatred of white people and traditional […]

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA CIRCLING THE DRAIN!
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PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA CIRCLING THE DRAIN!

Circling the drain, jumping the shark, biting the big one…there are many metaphors for the unquiet desperation of one Barack Hussein Barry Soetoro Hussein Hopenchange Obama these days! They say “if you’re going to fail, fail big” but dayum! The last time there was a failure this big was when Alec Baldwin’s parents were told “you have a new baby boy.” Obama has given up all pretense of being the […]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO OUT-FOX FOX NEWS!
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO OUT-FOX FOX NEWS!

What the hell has happened to Fox News in the last year? It’s gone from Fair and Balanced to “what the hell is that?” Fox is getting rid of all reasonable conservative voices in favor of shrill, leftists like Shamu Green, Sally “Lady Basketball Coach Hairdo” Kohn, and others too stupid to listen to. Plus, the regular leftist hacks like Bob “No Neck” Beckel, Jerry Rivers (aka Geraldo “El Doucho […]

PAUL HARVEY WARNED THE NATION IN 1965 – “IF I WERE THE DEVIL”
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PAUL HARVEY WARNED THE NATION IN 1965 – “IF I WERE THE DEVIL”

He tried to warn us. Why didn’t anybody listen? Why are millions across this land still ignoring this man’s message? As Breitbart used to say: “Doubling Down on Stupid Isn’t a Particularly Good Idea.” Some of you here may not be old enough to remember Paul Harvey and his radio broadcasts…but I bet many of others do. Nevertheless…this was prophetic. Cutting to the chase here…and now for the rest of […]

OFFICERS, MIGHT I SUGGEST USING THE NIGHT STICK?
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AMERICAN SPRING OCCUPIERS NEED IRISH SPRING!

It’s going to be a busy Spring for police in major cities. The Occupy and Poopers are back for more bongo playing. And raping. And killing. And destruction. Since they don’t have or want jobs, the middle class, pampered, spoiled, Occupy and Poop LOSERS have all the time in the world to make life miserable for others in close proximity. Commanded by professional union thugs and the Democrat Party, the […]

MEET SARAH STITES…SHE’S A FIGHTER!
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MEET SARAH STITES…SHE’S A FIGHTER!

Have you read or watched anything about this young gal’s plight recently? If not…here’s the story via Fox: A Thomas Jefferson high school student in Virginia is back on the National Honor Society after suing the school district for refusing to give her credit for community service. Why was she removed and her service rejected in the first place? Sarah Stites said she was denied credit for her work because […]

WAKE ME WHEN IT'S OVER!
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AWD DOESN’T LIKE ANY GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE – WILL LOVE ONE OF THEM!

The Dudes and Dudettes have probably been wondering why AWD has not gotten too worked up over the GOP presidential primaries? Because I’ve been bored to death with the whole thing for months! Why am I so bored? Because the race has dragged out for months and it has been as exciting as spending a weekend watching The Oprah Network with the local NOW group! Plus, AWD just doesn’t like […]

This isn't hell, but I can see--oh wait; nevermind. It is hell. It is.
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Fine With Me, So Long As I Can Still Get A Gallon Of Gas For 20¢

Yes, friends, you may think I’ve lost my marbles, but you heard that right.  I can get gas for $0.20 per gallon, including taxes, and even get a free dill pickle with it. I do have a secret.  My two dimes are pre-’65, .900 fine silver US coins.  See, the guy I get my gas from is a bit of a wheeler-dealer.  So am I.  And he and I both […]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S THOUGHTS ON ANDREW BREITBART AND HIS PASSING
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ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S THOUGHTS ON ANDREW BREITBART AND HIS PASSING

AWD has been in a lot of places and I’ve seen some crazy sh*t but I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone like Andrew Breitbart. AWD got a text this morning from his Angry White Mother informing me of Andrew’s passing. It will be, for many of us in the “pissing off libtards” bidness, like the death of Elvis. We’ll never forget where we were or what we were doing […]

Conservative Dogs
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Conservative Dogs

I propose that what made America great was an abundance of natural resources and an incompetent government (by design) that took a few hundred years before it could manage to wedge itself in between competent people exploiting those resources. Now that government is firmly wedged in, the run is over.