Conservative Thought

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KAEPERNICK IS KAPUT!

THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL LOSER! It's May and no NFL team has expressed interest in former San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick. I know. I too feel your pain. The Mercury News reports on three rea...

ALAHU OINKBAR – ISIS SAVAGES KILLED BY PIGS!

THESE PORKERS LOVE TERRORIST MEAT! This is the best news you've heard in a while. AWD craps you negative on this one. In Iraq, three ISIS terrorists were killed by....wait for it...wild pigs! Pigs! So the a...

WHO CARES IF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN?

GOOD! So the world will stop if Congress can't reach a new budget guaranteed to waste billions of dollars on moochers, benefits for illegal aliens, foreign aid to countries that despise us, and funding of e...

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

It's Earth Day and cold as hell today in Texas which has put a hurt on my Harley riding plans! Sure could use some Global Warming today. @#&* liberal environmentalists could screw up an orgy at the Playboy ...

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON O’REILLY AND FOX NEWS

IT'S THIS LONG. I SWEAR. So O'Reilly is out. Not surprising, O'really. I have no doubt the ego-maniac O'Reilly is guilty of most of the sexual harassment armadillo accusations from the news babe accusers. T...
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I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE 12TH IMAM TO ARRIVE!

What? Don't imams have clocks in Islam? Don't imams wear watches? Doesn't anybody over there have an hour glass or something? Maybe a sun dial? What is it with those fuzzy little varmints over there in Alla...

THE RIGHT DECIDES TO PUNCH BACK AT BERKELEY!

TRUMP SUPPORTERS GIVE WEDGIE TO ANTIFA Berzerkley's bashing of Antifa street terrorists at the fists of Trump supporters and other right-wingers can be seen as a metaphor for the election of Donald J Trump....

DEPORTATION IS USELESS WITHOUT BORDER WALL!

FRIENDS OF PAUL RYAN AND JOHN MCCAIN Every day brings another story of another criminal illegal alien who had been deported committing yet more violent crime in America. I'm sure it's occurred to readers th...

YIKES! TRUMP ATTACKS SYRIA! WHY??

IS YOU CRAZY?? What the @#&*? What the hell is Trump doing??? Does he want WWIII? America has launched 59 Tomahawk missiles against Syria! I thought Trump was going to get us out of stupid wars! It appe...