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THIS RACIST SH*T AIN'T RIGHT!

#BlackLivesMatter TO BOYCOTT WHITE-OUT SNOWSTORM JONAS!

Winter Storm Jonas is forecasted to drop up to a foot of the white stuff from the Carolinas to Nueva Jork Ciudad. This does not sit well with some who see snow as a sign of a racist, oppressive America. #BlackLivesMatter has called for a boycott of the upcoming snow and ice storm because of the racial overtones of snow. Local #BlackLivesMatter leader Revrum LaShonTay Jackson said to the press:[Read More…]

PREDICTION: SARAH PALIN WINS MISS UNIVERSE 2017

SARAH PALIN ENDORSES SARAH PALIN

Sarah Palin is a politician. Which means she is an opportunist. Palin figured out long ago it’s lucrative to sit on the siines and make crappy TV shows about Sarah Palin than remain in public service. Today Sarah Palin endorsed a new Sarah Palin reality show Donald Trump. But, in reality, Palin endorsed Sarah Palin. AWD would have d to be a drone on the wall listening to the[Read More…]

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt[Read More…]

MLK: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION MESSIAH

MLK: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION MESSIAH

Can anyone name a significant accomplishment by the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. besides 30 seconds of throwaway rhetoric at “The Great March on Washington” 0f 1963? His doctoral dissertation—the only concrete proof of any real intellectual heft—was largely plagiarized. His “I Have a Dream” poem—which is all anyone actually knows about him—was largely borrowed from another speaker, and is at any rate meaningless. He achieved fame as an[Read More…]

TEACHER ED BOLAND - WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, ED!

LIBERAL TEACHER SHOCKED AT BEHAVIOR IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS – WHAT’S THE ANSWER?

AWD read a New York Post article linked at iotwReport.com written by a wealthy liberal man in NYC who quit his high-paying job to contribute to society as an inner city teacher. How did that work out for him? Just as you and I suspect. My year of terror and abuse teaching at a NYC high school I encourage you to read the article before reading the rest of this[Read More…]

CONSERVATIVES, TALK TO THE HAND!

YES, NIKKI HALEY, CONSERVATIVES ARE PISSED! HERE’S WHY!

It’s appropriate the Republican Establishment chose SC RINO Gov Nikki Haley to give the Republican ‘response’ to Obama’s Sad State of the Union address. Like Haley, the wussypants Republican elite have no balls. Rather than focus her on the almost 8 years of once-unthinkable destruction to America on Obama’s watch, Haley chose to disparage current GOP nomination frontrunner Donald Trump and conservative Republican voters. It’s perfectly understandable why Haley[Read More…]

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

THEY’RE DUMPING HILLARY. THANK TRUMP.

This is just a theory. A couple of weeks ago I wrote that the Democrats are in trouble. There is no appeal or excitement on their side. The best hope they have is Hillary, and she is so awful that the hipsters and gender-confused (but I repeat myself) are all defecting to Sanders. Now we see the establishment, and various factions that have been on the fence, pulling back from[Read More…]

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing and the hassle of washing away the stench! Yes, being raped by a Muslim gang of refugees can just ruin your day! But how do you stop the millions of Muslims in savage rape gangs from raping you? The[Read More…]

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

This is a repost from last June but it pretty much sums up why Trump and Cruz are kicking the wussified boo-tay of the wussypants Republican Establishment. I guess the Republican Establishment is learning they can’t piss on the boots of their conservative base and tell them its raining forever. Only Democrats believe stupidity and lies forever. Maybe the Repub Establishment should become Dims. Oh, they already are! Since 2010,[Read More…]

HONORARY TEXAN - TOMMY ROBINSON

DUDE OF THE WEEK – TOMMY ROBINSON

You won’t hear in the propaganda media any reports on the New Years Eve sexual attacks on Western women in Germany by Muslim savage men. It doesn’t fit their agenda. Well, Tommy Robinson shoots you straight on the common sense sadly lacking in the West’s leaders. Normally, AWD doesn’t allow fuzzy little foreigners to be Dude Of The Week because they aren’t Americans. Much less Texans. But America has millions[Read More…]

EAT SH*T AND DIE, YOU FUZZY LITTLE FOREIGNER!

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT MOVIE ACTORS THAT DESPISE YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS?

As AWD has written on several occasions, I have very little respect for people who pretend for a living. Acting is one of the lowest-skilled occupations on the planet. Why do I say that? Because rappers become actors. And rappers are the second lowest skilled on the planet. But at least they can rhyme in rhythm, albeit profanely and without any intelligent meaning. 98 Hollyweird celebutard have written a letter[Read More…]

USING MEDICAL SCIENCE TO REEL IN THE BISCUIT!

MEDICAL EXPERT AWD’s STUDY SHOWS RED WINE RESULTS IN BIG FUN!

If there’s one damn thing that harshes AWD’s mellow it’s these so-called ‘medical experts’ who can’t seem to make up their @#&* minds on what’s good for you and what will kill you! Milk is good for you one year, it is bad the next. Keeping up with medical studies is as difficult as keeping up with accepted political correctness doctrines. (example ‘People of color’ is acceptable, ‘colored people’ is[Read More…]

CAPTION THIS: OBAMA CRYING – THE TEARS OF A CLOWN!

CAPTION THIS: OBAMA CRYING – THE TEARS OF A CLOWN!

Imam Hussein was in touch with his feminine side…wait!…he’s always in touch with his feminine side…today when he announced his Executive Order gun control stupidity and began crying. Some say he was channeling former Speaker John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner. Some say he was faking the tears since hey were coming from the outside of his beady little eyes and not the tear duct sides. Some say he is a demon[Read More…]

THE CASE FOR STANDING-DOWN IN OREGON

THE CASE FOR STANDING-DOWN IN OREGON

We are winning the culture war. The evidence is overwhelming. The Trump phenomenon is somewhat mind-blowing. It is the sane people of America rising up and unifying against the major lies of our age. The left, meanwhile, is crumbling. They constitute a wall-to-wall freak show, and the freaks don’t even like each other. The gays and “transpeople” are prone to cat-fights. Blacks and Hispanics would like to genocide one another.[Read More…]

GEORGE WILL - NOT FUNKY AND PROBABLY A VIRGIN

CONSERVATIVES, DON’T LISTEN TO OUR ENEMIES ON WHO TO VOTE FOR. I’M TALKING ABOUT REPUBLICANS

The long knives are out for Donald Trump. The short ones are out for Ted Cruz. Who’s holding the knives? “Republicans” in the Mainstream Propaganda Media! Don’t listen to them! They don’t know sh*t! I’m talking, of course, about the Washington insider (read: morons) idjits like George Will, Katherine Parker, Peggy Noonan, Charles Krauthammer, David Bros (I have to laugh!) and their ridiculously stupid ilk! Here’s the deal. If you[Read More…]

Used and Out of Production Handguns

Used and Out of Production Handguns

By: Quartier LeBlanc, AWD Gun Editor At times the used/pre-owned market can provide a good deal and sometimes it can’t. With the recent spike in gun sales, especially for new handguns that time is now. What to lo for and how to examine a used weapon is beyond the scope of this article. That can easily be researched on the Internet. Chuck Hawkes has an excellent review. I will, however[Read More…]

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!

IF YOU DO THESE THINGS WHILE DRIVING, YOU’RE AN A**HOLE!

AWD drives a lot. And Dallas is a driving town. It’s big. So damn big, I could fit Massachusetts in my driveway. Not that I’d want anything to do with Massachusetts. Especially in my driveway. Libtarded Yankees, you see. Not only does AWD drive a lot, I’m also a damn good driver. I follow the rules, show courtesy, and obey traffic laws. I can’t say the same for near every[Read More…]

Red’s Drunken Poetry for 2016, Volume 1

Red’s Drunken Poetry for 2016, Volume 1

Don’t taze my poetry, bro!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S ANNUAL BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2016!

AWD hopes everyone had a safe, happy new year celebration last night! Hard to believe we’re closer to 2030 than 2000! If we make it that far! With the new year, it’s time for ye olde AWD’s predictions for 2016! Usually my predictions, with the exception of Whoopi Goldberg being ugly all year, pretty much suck el grande uno! But last year, AWD had his big sexy prediction mojo running[Read More…]

GUN CONFISCATION IN CALIFORNIA – LAND OF FRUITS AND TYRANTS!

GUN CONFISCATION IN CALIFORNIA – LAND OF FRUITS AND TYRANTS!

Beginning January 1, the land of fruits and nuts becomes the land of tyrants! California will begin gun confiscation to those who pose a danger to themselves or others. Who will decide who is mentally capable of gun ownership? Those who would destroy the 2nd Amendment if they could. Oh, they are! So what qualifies one for gun confiscation? A friend, family member or associate must appear before a judge[Read More…]