All Things Patriotic

AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST

AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST

AWD is unavoidably detained today with some very exciting creative loafing. The specifics I am not at liberty to divulge but you better believe there is fun involved. I’m talking BIG fun! However, there is one aspect of His Big Sexiness that remains as constant as ugss and Whoopi Goldberg…I hate me some Christmas music! Maybe it’s because AWD’s first wife started playing Christmas music in the house each year[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT GUNS WILL SANTA BRING YOUR FAMILY THIS YEAR?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT GUNS WILL SANTA BRING YOUR FAMILY THIS YEAR?

By every account, guns are topping the Christmas lists for many Americans this year. Isn’t Christmas great? Many are buying guns because they fear Obama will enact some type of executive order gun-control, they want to protect themselves from terrorists foreign and domestic, and in the case of AWD, why the hell not? AWD and his children all have nice arsenals with healthy selections of shotguns, rifles, handguns, and tactical[Read More…]

The Democrats are In Trouble

The Democrats are In Trouble

By Bill Matheson From an electoral standpoint, the libs are in rough shape these days. They are without a way to sell their message beyond the crackpot base and their party has, for the time being, been hijacked by the Clinton political machine. Not that I think they have stood for anything other than soft communism since FDR. But their operation relies on fantastic levels of spin. They played their[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: ‚ÄúThank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

BEAUTY, THY NAME IS LAKEISHA. MAYBE NOT.

MAKE SIDEWALKS CAR-FREE ZONES!

How many people would have been safe last night in Las Vegas if only Americans had the courage to make common-sense sidewalk laws? Yes, we must immediately make sidewalks ‘Car-Free Zones!” A black woman named Lakeisha (I crap you negative) Holloway who los by her pictures to be either 1. a crackhead or 2. a doctoral student in Women’s or African American Studies at any number of American universities or[Read More…]

IT'S SIMPLE. SAMS CLUBS HATES CRACKAS!

BLACK #SAMSCLUB PRESIDENT BE DISSIN’ DA CRACKAS! #BoycottSamsClub

AWD would like to be a member of either #Costco or #SamsClub but I refuse to patronize those who restrict my Second Amendment rights (CostCo) or hate creepy ass crackas (#SamsClub). CostCo won’t allow concealed carry holders in their doors (haha, like I care) and Sams Club CEO is a black woman who has it in for white males. Well, both can do without my gun-loving, creepy ass cracka disposable[Read More…]

GOVERNMENT KILLS AMERICAN BUSINESSES!

GOVERNMENT KILLS AMERICAN BUSINESSES!

AWD saw an old friend this week who runs a company in the Business Services industry. He was frustrated beyond belief at how government had negatively affected his business in 2015. I’m sure this frustration is shared by tens of thousands of small businesses across America. My friend runs a small company of 300 non-skilled labor employees who work for $10-$12 an hour. Margins are tight for his company like[Read More…]

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN

QUESTION OF THE DAY: DO YOU HATE THE REPUBLICANS OR REALLY HATE THEM?

The US taxpayer has been sold down the fiscal river once agains by the employees of Wall Street in Washington. Pelosi Paul Ryan has passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill that funds ObamaCare and the resettling of the Earth’s unwashed population to America. That is, if there are any left. Question of the day. Do you hate the wussypants Republicans or something a great deal ? I think you know[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]

YOU CAN TELL HE A CRACKA!

#BlackLivesMatter DOESN’T EMBRACE DIVERSITY – KICKING OUT CRACKA SHAUN KING

It was bound to happen. Cracka Shaun King is getting kicked out of the professional racist bidness because he doesn’t pass the racial purity test. He a cracka. He should have changed his name to LaShaun. Hindsight. Professional black man Deray McKesson, one of the leaders of the #BlackLivesMatter movement of professional protesters and looters has had enough. Ain’t no white man gonna lead a black movement! Sheee-ut! Shhhh. Don’t[Read More…]

Why the Snub Nose Revolver Makes Sense: Part 3

Why the Snub Nose Revolver Makes Sense: Part 3

By Quartier LeBlanc, AWD Gun Editor Manufacturers and Accessories As always, I like to ve into the history of weapons and the snub nose revolver is no exception. Smallish wheel-guns have been around almost from the very beginning and we will probably never know exactly who invented the first snub. The initial commercial success was the Colt Detective Special; a six shot 38 first manufactured in 1927. In 1950, Smith[Read More…]

IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!

IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!

Hey, there’s another @#&* Star Wars movie coming out! And the nerdosphere is worked up in a little ole tizzy! So what? Just another Star Wars bore-a-thon. Just like Spiderman 18, The Bourne Geriocracy, Batman 63 and Iron Man God Only Knows! Hell, there will probably be another Rocky soon. Oops! AWD has long believed the reason there are so many sequels, prequels, and enough is enough-quels is because all[Read More…]

DON YOU NOW YOUR NON-GAY APPAREL WITH AN ANGRY WHITE DUDE T SHIRT!

DON YOU NOW YOUR NON-GAY APPAREL WITH AN ANGRY WHITE DUDE T SHIRT!

What does every man want? Yeah, besides that. Liberal males excepting. Yeah, guns and ammo. But hell, your man already has enough weaponry to start a land war in China if he’s like AWD. OK, a Harley. But has $20k sitting around to put in a sled? Well, what do you get for that hard to shop for dude? Well, AWD would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.[Read More…]

A GREAT AMERICAN!

DUDE OF THE WEEK – DINESH D’SOUZA

I saw this at Ace of Spades and wanted to post Dinesh D’Souza putting a thump on a overeducated/undersmart Social Justice Warrior at Amherst College. I encourage readers to watch the entire exchange to see how brainwashed these little middle-class socialist brats are. AWD believes at least half of the universities in America need to be shuttered. Especially leftists hellholes like Berkely, Amherst, and especially those blue scum bellies at[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

WHEN I THINK OF HILLARY, I THINK OF LOVE

Hillary is rebranding again. I guess the “it’s time we need a woman President” isn’t working too well since it’s debatable if Hillary is indeed female. I just threw up in my mouth. So now she’s running on . No sh*t. Isn’t that wonderful? Hillary running on . Kind of gets AWD all warm and tingly. An kind, aged, drunk grandmother reminding us all that will win the day.[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT – HE HAS THE RIGHT ENEMIES!

It’s truly amazing watching all the long knives out for Donald Trump. And they are out for him everywhere one los. One might say the media, politicians, celebrities, and terrorists all have it in for Trump. Which tells me he is the right guy for President. How wussified has America become? So wussified to where so-called conservatives get their little sensitized feelings hurt because Trump said something that should have[Read More…]

ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO!

VENEZUELA’S SOCIALIST NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER!

Lesson to socialists when addressing starving citizens: Maybe telling them to eat rocks isn’t the greatest idea! Yesterday, Venezuela’s socialist experience nightmare drew another step to ending. It began with communist dictator Hugo “Mr Potato Head” Chavez who to control of the country and immediately began seizing businesses, freedoms, and control of the military. Naturally, the usual socialist fun ensued. After naturalizing (stealing) foreign businesses and interests, foreign investment and[Read More…]

LOOK LIKE TWO TEA PARTY TEABAGGERS!

WHERE IS THE 3RD SAN BERNARDINO TERRORIST? A WARNING!

Early reports of the San Bernardino terrorist murders said there were three gunmen involved. Now the media is only focusing on two. Where is the third?? A friend of the AWD page who resides in California and has contacts in law enforcement contacted AWD the other day with a warning. An LEO friend of his who has inside knowledge about terrorism sent this warning. I won’t publish the warning word[Read More…]

THE WISDOM OF A DRUNKEN SANTA

THE WISDOM OF A DRUNKEN SANTA

Last night, the Filly and the Big Sexy hit the town and threw the ol’ houlihan big time after a wonderful day of riding my Harley in the Marine Corps Toys For Tots ride. God bless our incredible Marines!! Semper Fi and Ooo rah! At our first stop of the evening, we landed at a local watering hole. It was crowded but we found a few chairs at a table[Read More…]