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SEND ESTABLISHMENT PETE SESSIONS TO DISNEYWORLD – ELECT RUSS RAMSLAND!

When Pete Sessions was elected to Congress waaaaayyyy back in 1996, he drove a pickup filled with horse manure to signify the stench of Washington. He was going to fix things and make it all better for Texans in his district. Yeah, right. Now 20 years later, Sessions is one of the lifelong GOP Establishment and is part of the DC stench. To make matters even worse, Sessions doesn’t even[Read More…]

Understanding Right-Wing Infiltrators

Understanding Right-Wing Infiltrators

The methodology of the infiltrator is not complicated. They say the right things. They have an uncanny ability, even, to say what you’re thinking. Through their impressive rhetoric and grandiose gestures, they gain your trust and become a vital part of your political activism and your worldview. You learn to rely on them, and you feel better knowing that such a clever person is fighting on your side. Then, when[Read More…]

PREDICTION: SARAH PALIN WINS MISS UNIVERSE 2017

SARAH PALIN ENDORSES SARAH PALIN

Sarah Palin is a politician. Which means she is an opportunist. Palin figured out long ago it’s lucrative to sit on the siines and make crappy TV shows about Sarah Palin than remain in public service. Today Sarah Palin endorsed a new Sarah Palin reality show Donald Trump. But, in reality, Palin endorsed Sarah Palin. AWD would have d to be a drone on the wall listening to the[Read More…]

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

This is a repost from last June but it pretty much sums up why Trump and Cruz are kicking the wussified boo-tay of the wussypants Republican Establishment. I guess the Republican Establishment is learning they can’t piss on the boots of their conservative base and tell them its raining forever. Only Democrats believe stupidity and lies forever. Maybe the Repub Establishment should become Dims. Oh, they already are! Since 2010,[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR PRESIDENT 2016 – TAN, RESTED, AND SEXY! GET YOUR T SHIRT!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR PRESIDENT 2016 – TAN, RESTED, AND SEXY! GET YOUR T SHIRT!

Tired of the wussitude of the Republican Party? Tired of voting for Democrats like McCain and Romney? Don’t trust Donald Trump? Think the GOP Establishment will put out a hit on Ted Cruz? Do you believe America is going the way of Englandistan and other unwashed European hellholes?  If so, you’ve found your big, sexy man! You can now relax your worried melons, my friends! Angry White Dude is tossing[Read More…]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT AMERICA?

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – HERE’S WHAT I’LL DO!

By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from! We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re[Read More…]

TWO TOOLS FROM THE SAME BOX

ANGRY WHITE DUDE – HELL TO THE @#&*ING NO TO SPEAKER PAUL RYAN!

AWD would be remiss if I failed to voice my opinion that Paul Ryan is a wussypants Establishment wussy with only one difference from John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. Boehner has never been bitch-slapped in a Vice Presidential debate by a retarded man. Here’s a recap of Ryan getting the dog snot beat out of him by the dain bramaged Joe Biden: Not ONE time did the wussified Ryan stand up[Read More…]

NO DIFFERENCE EXCEPT THE CRYING

KEVIN MCCARTHY FOR SPEAKER = JOHN BOEHNER MINUS KLEENEX

The wussypants Republicans have one chance to save their pathetic Party of Pussitude in voting for a new Speaker of the House. Since AWD has zero confidence in the Republicans to piss and hit terra firma, lo for California Democrat/Republican Kevin McCarthy to be elected to become the next John Boehner. Listen to McCarthy’s lies on Faux News. You’ll hear the same lies Boehner said when he was begging[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

Oh, the schadenfreude we Tea Party conservatives are enjoying watching Donald Trump kick the dog snot out of Establishment Chico, El Jeb Bush! Lo hard at this photo. I once heard someone say “never trust any man who has never been in a fight.” Is this the face of a fighter? No, it’s someone who Big Fur Hat over at iotwReport says has a “punchable face.” Donald Trump must agree[Read More…]

I WILL STAB YOU IN THE HEART WITH THIS PEN!

A TEA PARTIER EXPLAINS THE DONALD TRUMP PHENOMENON

It’s really amazing how the Republican Establishment cannot grasp why Donald Trump is beating the dog snot out of El Jeb Bush and other GOP good old boy faves. Or maybe it’s they get it but don’t want to acknowledge the reason because admitting that the Republican Party = Democrat Party would be to admit defeat. And defeat means less contributions from SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters). Those sweet little idjits[Read More…]

CAN YOU FIND THE REPUBLICAN? NEITHER CAN I!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Republican Establishment: In the bo Atlas Shrugged (you won’t like how it ends), copper magnate Francisco D’Anconia finally grew tired of suffocating governmental regulations, controls, taxes, etc that restricted his ability to earn money. All the while, corrupt politicians in Washington, when not restricting D’Anconia’s business interests and criticizing his greed, invested their money in his companies because of his ability to create wealth. Eventually, when he would bear[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]

THINGS ANGRY WHITE DUDE WOULD DO BEFORE VOTING FOR JEB BUSH IN ’16

THINGS ANGRY WHITE DUDE WOULD DO BEFORE VOTING FOR JEB BUSH IN ’16

AWD has been perfectly clear in saying America needs no Kennedys, Clintoons, nor Bushes. Hell is filled with Kennedys and is busy making room for Bubba and Hitlery in the spacious Democrat wing. George Herbert Walker Bush and George W Bush were tremendous disappointments and should grovel to the ground and beg for mercy from conservatives. After all, both Bushes both claimed to be conservatives and proved to be[Read More…]

BIG BRO IS WATCHING!

WELCOME TO 1984, PROLES!

AWD is heading out to a Texas country music festival with my filly where there may or may not be a little drinking and a lot of fun involved. Since I’m a big, sexy, lazy bastid, I was loing for a chart-topper post from the past to repost instead of having to actually think and write something new. This post is still as accurate as it was when posted 3[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: CRUZ, THE CONSTITUTION AND GUN CONTROL!

VIDEO OF THE DAY: CRUZ, THE CONSTITUTION AND GUN CONTROL!

This is a lesson to others on how to respond to a reporter. I will give credit to the reporter for not interrupting during the answer Cruz articulated so well…that alone is a rarity this day and age. See what you think via this report: Ted Cruz knows his stuff. Watch how he handles this interviewer who tries to trip him up on his Second Amendment stance. The reporter attempts[Read More…]

CONSERVATIVE VOTERS EAT THEIR OWN!

CONSERVATIVE VOTERS EAT THEIR OWN!

Now that Rand Paul has officially joined in the hunt for the Republican nomination, lo for the conservative knives to come out. They’ve been out for Ted Cruz since he announced. Conservatives are experts at destroying each other and allowing the Establishment choice to win! Then lose. Yesterday, AWD got a call from a good friend to discuss Rand Paul and what I liked and disliked about him. You see[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

Peter King is my troll of the week…how ’bout you? Congresscritter Peter King is one RINO I despise with all my fiber. He’s a smary loudmouth POS and he’s getting -so that way as each year that passes by. This time he takes his intense anger out on Senator Ted Cruz while on CNN and he minced no words either. He really thinks he’s special, in fact he’s also been[Read More…]

I WON'T VOTE FOR ANOTHER GOP SQUISH!

#NoMorein16! CONSERVATIVES TELL GOP WE WON’T VOTE FOR ANOTHER RINO IN ’16!

Conservatives aren’t electable, they say. Republicans need the moderate vote, they say. And they lose every time the GOP runs a RINO squish, history says! The federal government is out of control, drunk with spending! Republicans vote exactly the way Democrats vote! The Republican’s new budget proposal equals Obama’s budget proposal in 2010 in cost! We’ve watched the Democrat agenda advance after the Republicans gained the majority in the Senate.[Read More…]

ES&D!!!

JOHN MCCAIN: I WILL TELL AS MANY LIES AS NECESSARY TO BE REELECTED

If there is a politician AWD despises worse than Obama, it would be John McCain. You say, worse than Hussein Hopenchange, AWD? Yes! Moreover, hell to the @#&*in’ yes! I know what Obama is. I know what McCain is supposed to be. McCain has done to hurt the conservative cause in the years he has infected Congress than Obama. McCain’s a bully and a coward too afraid to join[Read More…]