Major Awards

Come and see the major awards bestowed upon the lucky few who earn such honors as “RINO of the Week” or “Libtard of the Week”!

OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS

HILLARY CLINTON It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she's been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillar...

STICK MAN WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

FROM ONE TINY SPARK..... The little middle-class Bolsheviks at Berkeley should be glad it wasn't '12 Gauge Man.' How long do they believe Trump supporters will allow themselves to be pummeled at the hands o...

STARBUCKS CEO PLAYS STUPID GAMES, WINS STUPID PRIZES

STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ - EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED Business rule Number 2: Don't piss off the customer. Business Rule Number 2: Don't hire an leftist idiot to be your CEO. Starbucks: FAILED! Left...

I CHALLENGE BILL KRISTOL TO THE OCTAGON!

DEAD MEAT Oh, they's gonna be a beatdown! If there's one damn thang AWD hates more than Journey's Greatest Hits, it's a RINO Neo-Con Establishment puke dissin' my middle-class hard-working compadres! Th...

SUPER BOWL? WHO GIVES A GAGA?

LADY GAGA. A MEAT DRESS. I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE. AWD long ago lost any interest in professional sports. It began with Deion Sanders and his "Deionization" antics of taunting opponents and going into spasms aft...

ET TU, #NEVERTRUMP ‘CONSERVATIVES?’

Donald Trump has knocked it out of the swamp since taking office a few weeks ago. Slashing costly regulations, federal hiring freeze, building a border wall post haste, nominating a super-stud conservative ...