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KEITH OLBERMANN SIGNS WITH FRED’S INTERNET NEWS! BLESS HIS HEART!

Well, Bathtub Boy is out of work. Again. Olbermann was released from ESPN today because of cost cuts but mostly because Keith just plain out sucks. AWD must admit I can’t remember the last time I watched MSNBC…errr…ESPN. The political correct crap emanating from the pie holes of their ridiculously stupid, boring hosts got to be too much. Rehiring Bathtub Boy sealed the deal. I now prefer to watch the[Read More…]

HATES THE CONFEDERATE FLAG SO MUCH HE PAID $112,000 FOR IT!

LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – GENERALLY (GET IT?) PC GOLFER BUBBA WATSON

Bubba Watson is the owner of the Dukes of Hazzard souped up car, the General Lee. Bubba Watson is also the owner of a lot of politically correct stupid rolling around in his melon. After a deranged killer murdered 9 people in a South Carolina church, Bubba (hey, isn’t Bubba a racist cracka name?) decided he would paint over the Confederate Flag on the roof of the iconic car because[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: SMARTER THAN A DEMOCRAT!

VIDEO OF THE DAY: SMARTER THAN A DEMOCRAT!

Friends you’ve got to love this…here’s proof this four legged friend is smarter than a democrat! Watch below, see if you think this problem solver figures this situation out in no time at all compared to any congress-critter! Ready, set, action! – Enjoy: Imagine that, there wasn’t any illustrated instructions, there wasn’t any 800 – 1,000 page new law required for the animal to follow because big brother demanded it…no[Read More…]

CLASS. THY NAME IS NOT MICHELLE OBAMA!

MUSEUMS ARE NOT THE REASON BLACKS DON’T ATTEND MUSEUMS, MICHELLE OBAMA!

Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who look at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]

ON A GOOD DAY

LINDSEY GRAHAM TO RUN FOR POTUS – I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE!

Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing[Read More…]

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

Marco Rubio announced his candidacy for POTUS today. He will give a speech at 5:30. Then he will grant his first interview as a candidate to George Stepanopholous. Nothing says “I’m a conservative!” like granting your first interview as a candidate to a Clinton insider. Of course, nothing says “I’m a liar” more than winning a Senate seat from the huge support of the Tea Party and then falling in[Read More…]

BRIAN WILLIAMS: FOX NEWS TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! I GOT BETTER

BRIAN WILLIAMS: FOX NEWS TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! I GOT BETTER

Suspended NBC anchorman Brian Williams, the most honest member of the modern Mainstream Propaganda Media, found himself unable to admit he lied to his bosses about being under fire in a chopper in Iraq. According to Vanity Fair (it’s a magazine for metrosexual Yankees, I think. Lots of good moisturizing tips, boys!): “He couldn’t say the words ‘I lied,’ ” recalls one NBC insider. “We could not force his mouth[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: “SIR, I WILL NOT OBEY THAT ORDER”

VIDEO OF THE DAY: “SIR, I WILL NOT OBEY THAT ORDER”

Dudes and dudettes, see if you agree with what Bill Whittle had to say in this video. One fact is for sure, this man never minces a word when he expresses his views. Plus he’s also a great American patriot to-boot! He’s a fighter on the rights side of the aisle, we certainly need more like him fighting the good fight and telling it like it is! Here’s the preface[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

Peter King is my troll of the week…how ’bout you? Congresscritter Peter King is one RINO I despise with all my fiber. He’s a smary loudmouth POS and he’s getting more-so that way as each year that passes by. This time he takes his intense anger out on Senator Ted Cruz while on CNN and he minced no words either. He really thinks he’s special, in fact he’s also been[Read More…]

TED CRUZ DON'T TAKE NO SH*T!

HERE’S WHY THIS BLOGGER SUPPORTS TED CRUZ

AWD met Ted Cruz just after he announced his run for the Senate. His opponent was well-connected with the GOP Establishment, well-financed, moderate Texas Lt Governor David Dewhurst. At the time, Cruz was polling in single digits. Dewhurst would have been in Cornyn’s and McConnell’s back pocket from the day he infected Washington had he won. I didn’t know too much about Ted except he had been a fine Solicitor[Read More…]

ES&D!!!

JOHN MCCAIN: I WILL TELL AS MANY LIES AS NECESSARY TO BE REELECTED

If there is a politician AWD despises worse than Obama, it would be John McCain. You say, worse than Hussein Hopenchange, AWD? Yes! Moreover, hell to the @#&*in’ yes! I know what Obama is. I know what McCain is supposed to be. McCain has done more to hurt the conservative cause in the years he has infected Congress than Obama. McCain’s a bully and a coward too afraid to join[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

For something a little different, here’s something short and sweet. Friends, this is one that you have to listen to. Words matter and the words in this song speak volumes..I’ll leave it at that. If you have to listen twice to what he’s articulating, please do so…you won’t regret it. Here’s a very short synopsis, but trust me…there’s much more when you listen to it. – Click the link provided[Read More…]

BREITBART DOES DALLAS TEA PARTY!

BREITBART IS STILL HERE ON THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF ANDREW’S PASSING

AWD can’t believe it’s already been three years since I received a shocking text from Angry White Dudette telling me Andrew Breitbart was dead. He was and is a great inspiration to millions. Rather than try to refresh my memories of Andrew, I’m going to repost some thoughts written on the day of his passing. Breitbart may no longer be with us but his spirit and guts lives on in[Read More…]

BEWARE: TODAY’S EXECUTIVE ACTION HAS BECOME A BACKDOOR FOR GUN CONTROL!

BEWARE: TODAY’S EXECUTIVE ACTION HAS BECOME A BACKDOOR FOR GUN CONTROL!

Wake Up America! – First your bullets…then your guns! Have any of you stocked up on your ammo lately? If not, you’d better start now before it’s far too late. As the majority of you know full well by now, Dear Leader will do anything and everything to grab your weapons in anyone possible. So today it started with his latest tactic and schemes. You can be sure this won’t[Read More…]

NOT JUST ANOTHER STUPID FACE! UMM..YES SHE IS!

STATE DEPARTMENT’S MARIE HARF – 50 SHADES OF STUPID!

Does the State Department recruit their female spokestards at Hooters? All of them appear to be stupid little girls who look like they’re still living at mommy and daddy’s after college because no real company is retarded enough to hire them. Enter United States State Department! They’ll apparently hire anything. After all, Lurch is running the joint. State’s Marie Harf uttered something so profoundly idiotic yesterday on MSNBC that Tingles[Read More…]

JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!

JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!

Something stupid this way comes. No, it’s been with us for decades in Washington. And to think liberals called Dan Quayle stupid! Joe Biden is the Alpha and Omega of Stupid. AWD dug up this old chart-topper on Biden after seeing this video: Butt buddies, eh? At least he’ll admit it, unlike Hopenchange. Any parent’s goal should be to not grow old and embarrass their children. Biden grew old and[Read More…]

I HAVE THREE REASONS FOR OPPOSING OPEN CARRY

RICK PERRY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN MOUTH OVER OPEN CARRY IN TEXAS

AWD has never liked Rick Perry. He’s a phony. He takes a lot of credit for the success of Texas for which he had nothing to do. Like the wussypants Republicans controlling Congress by virtue of not being Democrats and no actions of their own, Texas is viewed as successful because it’s less screwed up than socialist Blue States. Perry didn’t put into place the legislative stopgaps, like our legislature[Read More…]

HEY ALCEE HASTINGS! STAY OUT OF TEXAS! WE HAVE ENOUGH CORRUPT GERRYMANDERED POLITICIANS!

HEY ALCEE HASTINGS! STAY OUT OF TEXAS! WE HAVE ENOUGH CORRUPT GERRYMANDERED POLITICIANS!

Black voters would vote for a Black Sea Bass. Look through the Congressional Black Caucus and you’ll find enough indictments and ethics violations to fill Versailles (look it up, CBC members). And not a single member of the CBC has the IQ of a Black Sea Bass. AWD apologizes if this comparison in any way impugns or offends the Black Sea Bass community. Florida Congressman and former Judge Alcee Hastings[Read More…]

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

The English language has fallen into the Black Hole of political correctness. Actually, “black hole” has been deemed racist by the PC police in the United States of the Offended. So has the term “colored people” while “people of color” is still acceptable. For now. The term “Creepy ass cracka” is not racist because it was uttered by a black African American individual to describe white people/crackas while testifying and[Read More…]

DOES THIS POPE EVER SHUT UP?

DOES THIS POPE EVER SHUT UP?

Great googly moogly! Does this Pope Francis guy ever shut the hell up? Every time he opens his trap, he appears to be very much a liberal/comm-a-nist instead of a Pope. You’d think it was Hussein Obama talking if it wasn’t for that papal KKK-wear ensem he wears! It’s enough to make Jesus cuss! The latest thing the Pope has blessed us with is freedom of speech has limits. This[Read More…]