A Nigerian illegal alien stole the identity of a dead American guy and has now worked in America for 20 years. No, not Barack Hussein Obama, you racist, inbred, right-wing extremist rednecks! It’s some Newark Airport security manager named Bimbo. I crap you negative. His name is Bimbo. Maybe he’s named after his mother. Bimbo [...]
May 15, 2012 / 31 Comments / Read More

The Big Sexy had every damn intention of sitting back in the Captain’s Chair and whipping up a chart-topping angry white post tonight. Every damn intention! But after a long day of some heavy duty creative loafing down in the mines and being held down by the man, my intellectual laziness (and every other kind, [...]
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Since Hussein Hopenchange has come out of the closet on gay marriage, AWD is playing the gayest video ever recorded in human history. This is an oldie but gay-ie! It’s Mick Jagger and David Bowie totally destroying Dancing In The Street. It’s pretty common knowledge that Jagger and Bowie have sung into the microphone on [...]
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Now, most of you have had the [mis]fortune of spending much more time on this here blog as of late with our latest and greatest logorrhea-tastic point-and-sputterer than have I, so I’ll leave it to y’all to provide some of the more quotable morsels of delectable idiocy that only the atrophied brain of a Liberal Establishment teat-sucker could possibly produce.
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OK goat ropers. Time to embrace diversity around these parts. You know AWD loves him some diversity! And to prove AWD’s love of diversity, here’s a photo of the actual coaster AWD has on his desk. Yes, those are vomit stains. But isn’t that just the perfect coaster for a diversity-lovin’ sumbitch like the Big [...]
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Once again, Barack Hussein Obama has stuck his “big stick” up the over-tanned, orange culo of worthless (non)Speaker of the House, John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. It occurs on a weekly basis. Boo Hoo Boehner must like it. Obama has circumvented Congress so many times, Americans are beginning to wonder why we have elections anymore! Boehner [...]
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Andrew Breitbart may no longer walk among us, but he will never be forgotten. BREITBART IS HERE! Big Fur Hat of I Own The World created an incredible tribute to Andrew in this “Breitbart Is Here” video. Chris Cassone wrote the inspirational music. I am speechless. Andrew Breitbart is an inspiration for all of us [...]
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