Libtard Of The Week

SUMO MATCH, ANYONE?

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE!

THIS POPE DOESN’T SEEM TO LIKE CHRISTIANS

How does one tell a Pope to STFU? Hey Pope! Shutteth the Hell Upeth? I’m trying to use that Bible-y talk there. One thing has become clear. This Pope Francis cat is annoying as hell. And, the he talks, the it’s clear he’s a leftist politician and not a religious leader. Pope Francis said in his trip to Me-hee-co that anyone who supports building walls cannot be a[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Citizens of the Empire State, I humbly come before you this evening to announce a new law designed to protect you from gunmen armed with automatic assault rifles with those thingies you put the high-capacity bullets into. This new law will help keep our citizens safe from the plague of assault rifles. We do this because we’re Democrats. We care. But first, I want to admit that, in our haste[Read More…]

AN EVIL OLD ESTABLISHMENT CLOWN!

HERE’S YET ANOTHER REASON TO HATE JOHN MCCAIN!

How do we hate Arizona Senator Juan McPain? Let us count the ways! For one, McCain is a Democrat who masquerades as a Democrat. And the Democrat hits keep coming with him! Every week is a new low. John Nolte in Breitbart reports of McCain’s latest Establishment lunacy: Speaking to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, McCain once again proved that he had what it to to defeat Barack Obama but that he’d[Read More…]

EAT SH*T AND DIE, YOU FUZZY LITTLE FOREIGNER!

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT MOVIE ACTORS THAT DESPISE YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS?

As AWD has written on several occasions, I have very little respect for people who pretend for a living. Acting is one of the lowest-skilled occupations on the planet. Why do I say that? Because rappers become actors. And rappers are the second lowest skilled on the planet. But at least they can rhyme in rhythm, albeit profanely and without any intelligent meaning. 98 Hollyweird celebutard have written a letter[Read More…]

HOLLYWOOD ACTORS – LESS INTELLIGENCE THAN BROCCOLI

HOLLYWOOD ACTORS – LESS INTELLIGENCE THAN BROCCOLI

Well loie here! Samuel L Jackson has opened his profane pie hole once again exposed he is a moron. Jackson’s a ghetto thug who has become famous because of his exemplary ability to say “mutha@#&*a” on film. Jackson announced his racism towards whites in 2008 he would vote for Obama because Obama is black. Now he shows the level of hatred he has for crackas. He is quoted in an[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

WHEN I THINK OF HILLARY, I THINK OF LOVE

Hillary is rebranding again. I guess the “it’s time we need a woman President” isn’t working too well since it’s debatable if Hillary is indeed female. I just threw up in my mouth. So now she’s running on . No sh*t. Isn’t that wonderful? Hillary running on . Kind of gets AWD all warm and tingly. An kind, aged, drunk grandmother reminding us all that will win the day.[Read More…]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of[Read More…]

TWO TOOLS FROM THE SAME BOX

ANGRY WHITE DUDE – HELL TO THE @#&*ING NO TO SPEAKER PAUL RYAN!

AWD would be remiss if I failed to voice my opinion that Paul Ryan is a wussypants Establishment wussy with only one difference from John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. Boehner has never been bitch-slapped in a Vice Presidential debate by a retarded man. Here’s a recap of Ryan getting the dog snot beat out of him by the dain bramaged Joe Biden: Not ONE time did the wussified Ryan stand up[Read More…]

THIS IS GOOD SH*T!

I’M SO SICK OF THIS @#&*ING POPE!

AWD wishes he was Catholic so I could leave the Catholic Church because of this annoying little Pope guy running his socialist pie hole all over America! I’ve never really cared for this Pope since he started. He’s nothing than a leftwing unelected, pseudo-politician. I’ll be damned if I care one little bit about anything he has to say. I’m not Catholic. I’m not a leftist. And I’m not[Read More…]

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, MR SPEAKER!

LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – JOHN ‘BOO HOO’ BOEHNER

Speaker John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner is finally growing a pair. Unfortunately, his cojones would still fit between a gnat’s legs. But he finally admitted how he views conservatives! Like we didn’t already know! In a Politico interview, Mr Boo Hoo said: “Garbage men get used to the smell of bad garbage. Prisoners learn how to become prisoners, all right? You can teach yourself to do anything, especially if you’re committed[Read More…]

WHY JEB? BECAUSE HE’S HALF BLACK TOO!

WHY JEB? BECAUSE HE’S HALF BLACK TOO!

You have to give El Jeb a hand. A black hand! The third installment of the Bush nightmare saga is quickly becoming the Republican Establishment’s answer to Joe Biden. El Jeb ed this to Iowans in an obvious attempt to win over those who embrace candidates with diversity. Like the idjits who voted for Hussein twice. This didn’t miss the eye of Donald Trump who is always ready to stick[Read More…]

"CORPORATE GREED IS KILLING PORK BELLY PRICES!"

KEITH OLBERMANN SIGNS WITH FRED’S INTERNET NEWS! BLESS HIS HEART!

Well, Bathtub Boy is out of work. Again. Olbermann was released from ESPN today because of cost cuts but mostly because Keith just plain out sucks. AWD must admit I can’t remember the last time I watched MSNBC…errr…ESPN. The political correct crap emanating from the pie holes of their ridiculously stupid, boring hosts got to be too much. Rehiring Bathtub Boy sealed the deal. I now prefer to watch the[Read More…]

HATES THE CONFEDERATE FLAG SO MUCH HE PAID $112,000 FOR IT!

LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – GENERALLY (GET IT?) PC GOLFER BUBBA WATSON

Bubba Watson is the owner of the Dukes of Hazzard souped up car, the General Lee. Bubba Watson is also the owner of a lot of politically correct stupid rolling around in his melon. After a deranged killer murdered 9 people in a South Carolina church, Bubba (hey, isn’t Bubba a racist cracka name?) decided he would paint over the Confederate Flag on the roof of the iconic car because[Read More…]

CLASS. THY NAME IS NOT MICHELLE OBAMA!

MUSEUMS ARE NOT THE REASON BLACKS DON’T ATTEND MUSEUMS, MICHELLE OBAMA!

Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who lo at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

Marco Rubio announced his candidacy for POTUS today. He will give a speech at 5:30. Then he will grant his first interview as a candidate to George Stepanopholous. Nothing says “I’m a conservative!” like granting your first interview as a candidate to a Clinton insider. Of course, nothing says “I’m a liar” than winning a Senate seat from the huge support of the Tea Party and then falling in[Read More…]