Libtard Of The Week

"CORPORATE GREED IS KILLING PORK BELLY PRICES!"

KEITH OLBERMANN SIGNS WITH FRED’S INTERNET NEWS! BLESS HIS HEART!

Well, Bathtub Boy is out of work. Again. Olbermann was released from ESPN today because of cost cuts but mostly because Keith just plain out sucks. AWD must admit I can’t remember the last time I watched MSNBC…errr…ESPN. The political correct crap emanating from the pie holes of their ridiculously stupid, boring hosts got to be too much. Rehiring Bathtub Boy sealed the deal. I now prefer to watch the[Read More…]

HATES THE CONFEDERATE FLAG SO MUCH HE PAID $112,000 FOR IT!

LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – GENERALLY (GET IT?) PC GOLFER BUBBA WATSON

Bubba Watson is the owner of the Dukes of Hazzard souped up car, the General Lee. Bubba Watson is also the owner of a lot of politically correct stupid rolling around in his melon. After a deranged killer murdered 9 people in a South Carolina church, Bubba (hey, isn’t Bubba a racist cracka name?) decided he would paint over the Confederate Flag on the roof of the iconic car because[Read More…]

CLASS. THY NAME IS NOT MICHELLE OBAMA!

MUSEUMS ARE NOT THE REASON BLACKS DON’T ATTEND MUSEUMS, MICHELLE OBAMA!

Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who look at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

MARCO RUBIO – NO SE PUEDE!

Marco Rubio announced his candidacy for POTUS today. He will give a speech at 5:30. Then he will grant his first interview as a candidate to George Stepanopholous. Nothing says “I’m a conservative!” like granting your first interview as a candidate to a Clinton insider. Of course, nothing says “I’m a liar” more than winning a Senate seat from the huge support of the Tea Party and then falling in[Read More…]

BRIAN WILLIAMS: FOX NEWS TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! I GOT BETTER

BRIAN WILLIAMS: FOX NEWS TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! I GOT BETTER

Suspended NBC anchorman Brian Williams, the most honest member of the modern Mainstream Propaganda Media, found himself unable to admit he lied to his bosses about being under fire in a chopper in Iraq. According to Vanity Fair (it’s a magazine for metrosexual Yankees, I think. Lots of good moisturizing tips, boys!): “He couldn’t say the words ‘I lied,’ ” recalls one NBC insider. “We could not force his mouth[Read More…]

NOT JUST ANOTHER STUPID FACE! UMM..YES SHE IS!

STATE DEPARTMENT’S MARIE HARF – 50 SHADES OF STUPID!

Does the State Department recruit their female spokestards at Hooters? All of them appear to be stupid little girls who look like they’re still living at mommy and daddy’s after college because no real company is retarded enough to hire them. Enter United States State Department! They’ll apparently hire anything. After all, Lurch is running the joint. State’s Marie Harf uttered something so profoundly idiotic yesterday on MSNBC that Tingles[Read More…]

JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!

JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!

Something stupid this way comes. No, it’s been with us for decades in Washington. And to think liberals called Dan Quayle stupid! Joe Biden is the Alpha and Omega of Stupid. AWD dug up this old chart-topper on Biden after seeing this video: Butt buddies, eh? At least he’ll admit it, unlike Hopenchange. Any parent’s goal should be to not grow old and embarrass their children. Biden grew old and[Read More…]

I HAVE THREE REASONS FOR OPPOSING OPEN CARRY

RICK PERRY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN MOUTH OVER OPEN CARRY IN TEXAS

AWD has never liked Rick Perry. He’s a phony. He takes a lot of credit for the success of Texas for which he had nothing to do. Like the wussypants Republicans controlling Congress by virtue of not being Democrats and no actions of their own, Texas is viewed as successful because it’s less screwed up than socialist Blue States. Perry didn’t put into place the legislative stopgaps, like our legislature[Read More…]

HEY ALCEE HASTINGS! STAY OUT OF TEXAS! WE HAVE ENOUGH CORRUPT GERRYMANDERED POLITICIANS!

HEY ALCEE HASTINGS! STAY OUT OF TEXAS! WE HAVE ENOUGH CORRUPT GERRYMANDERED POLITICIANS!

Black voters would vote for a Black Sea Bass. Look through the Congressional Black Caucus and you’ll find enough indictments and ethics violations to fill Versailles (look it up, CBC members). And not a single member of the CBC has the IQ of a Black Sea Bass. AWD apologizes if this comparison in any way impugns or offends the Black Sea Bass community. Florida Congressman and former Judge Alcee Hastings[Read More…]

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

The English language has fallen into the Black Hole of political correctness. Actually, “black hole” has been deemed racist by the PC police in the United States of the Offended. So has the term “colored people” while “people of color” is still acceptable. For now. The term “Creepy ass cracka” is not racist because it was uttered by a black African American individual to describe white people/crackas while testifying and[Read More…]

DOES THIS POPE EVER SHUT UP?

DOES THIS POPE EVER SHUT UP?

Great googly moogly! Does this Pope Francis guy ever shut the hell up? Every time he opens his trap, he appears to be very much a liberal/comm-a-nist instead of a Pope. You’d think it was Hussein Obama talking if it wasn’t for that papal KKK-wear ensem he wears! It’s enough to make Jesus cuss! The latest thing the Pope has blessed us with is freedom of speech has limits. This[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOURTH BEST BLOGGER OF ALL TIME!!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOURTH BEST BLOGGER OF ALL TIME!!

AWD is in Arizona clasping his loved ones to his bosom until the New Year. I’m staring at palm trees and 20 foot tall cactuses and enjoying my time away from training for the Octagon. A young lovely AWD is seeing gave him a Fitbit bracelet contraption that measures how many steps you take each day, miles walked, how you slept, etc. Yesterday, it registered minus 42 steps. AWD laid[Read More…]

REJINA SENCIC - SHE'S NOT STUPID. SHE'S REALLY STUPID!

GUN CONTROL ADVOCATES ARE STUPID IDIOTS! THIS VIDEO PROVES IT!

“Guns scare me” said no one ever who wasn’t a leftist moron. This anti-gun video from Rejina Sencic proves the utter stupidity of those who oppose the Second Amendment. For anti-gunners, this video is a new low! Her video itself proves that liberal “Gun Free Zones” don’t exist if someone carries a gun into one of them. The kid in the video goes into his mothers room and removes her[Read More…]

LANDRIEU SIZZLES IN DEFEAT!

DEMOCRAT MARY LANDRIEU SIZZLES IN DEFEAT IN RACIST LOUISIANA!

This just in. Mary Landrieu has been defeated in the Louisiana Senate runoff election. Maybe calling the voters of Louisiana racist and sexist wasn’t really a good idea after all. Whodathunkit! Maybe Mary and her husband Kermit will enjoy their big mansion in DC as she transitions from corrupt politician to corrupt lobbyist. Remember, Landrieu was the final vote cast to pass ObamaCare. Just after the Louisiana Purchase. Here’s Mary[Read More…]

ONE ORDER OF MOO SHOO PORK COMING UP!

LOUIS FARRAKHAN INCITES RACIST BLACKS TO RIOT ACROSS AMERICA

Oh how the mindless are so easily led! Notice how Muslims and Commies always focus their efforts in ghettos? There’s a reason for that. Ghetto residents are the only ones stupid enough to follow both repressive and violent ideologies! Hello #Ferguson! Let a white cop shoot a black kid every year or so and race hucksters won’t be far behind calling for violent protests from their golden towers (located in[Read More…]

THIS IS MY SAD FACE

REMEMBER THIS? CHUCK HAGEL TO BECOME AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

So Chuck Hagel is getting the boot. AWD would be remiss if I didn’t mention that I was right once again! Did the Big Sexy not predict that Chuck Hagel, the first openly retarded Secretary of State would be a total disaster zone? Relax, it was a layup. Any conservative could have made that prediction. Hagel is a mouth-breathing moron whose stupidity is surpassed only by Secretariat of State Lurch[Read More…]

ANYONE SEEN KERMIT?

MARY LANDRIEU, HAVE SOME PRIDE AND JUST GO AWAY!

I can imagine a lot of great things in life. A pajama party with the Cowboy cheerleaders (like the one AWD had with them last weekend). Or a meteor falling on the set of The View during taping. How about Michael the Moore spontaneously combusting and solving the world’s energy problems? No matter how great those things might be, we cannot possibly imagine how great it must to be to[Read More…]

STFU, SMEAGLE!

JAMES CARVILLE 2012: DIMS WILL RULE NEXT 40 YEARS! CARVILLE 2014: I’M A REDNECK IDIOT!

Ol’ Snakey Head James Carville was sure thumping his sunken bird chest in 2012 when he wrote a book titled: 40 More Years: How the Democrats Will Rule the Next Generation. Two short years later, Carville should write a book titled “I’m A Redneck Socialist Moron Who Can’t Piss And Hit The Ground.” AWD isn’t a professional political strategist. I’m much too smart for that nonsense. AWD isn’t a political[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE?

Insulting the South! Poor Mary Landrieu…she opened her mouth and stuck her foot in it again! The latest polling numbers that have been out there have her trailing Bill Cassidy by many points…and I mean many. So, being a typical dimwitted democrat, she played the race card and also used the war on women BS. After all was said and done, she insulted millions of her constituents in her own[Read More…]

I AM A CROOK!

GO TO HELL, LEON PANETTA!

AWD @#&*ing hates politicians! And these past few weeks I @#&*ing really hate Leon Panetta! More than usual! Panetta has a book out and he’s been hawking it to anyone who’ll listen. AWD wouldn’t listen to Leon Panetta if he gave me the code to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader locker room. Already got it anyway. (Thanks, Tiffani! Love ya, baybay!) Panetta’s raison d’etre in selling his book is trashing Imam[Read More…]