Major Awards

Come and see the major awards bestowed upon the lucky few who earn such honors as “RINO of the Week” or “Libtard of the Week”!

SUPER BOWL? WHO GIVES A GAGA?

LADY GAGA. A MEAT DRESS. I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE. AWD long ago lost any interest in professional sports. It began with Deion Sanders and his "Deionization" antics of taunting opponents and going into spasms aft...

ET TU, #NEVERTRUMP ‘CONSERVATIVES?’

Donald Trump has knocked it out of the swamp since taking office a few weeks ago. Slashing costly regulations, federal hiring freeze, building a border wall post haste, nominating a super-stud conservative ...

Madonna Isn’t Looking Too Good These Days!

By: CHRIS VOLKAY Well if you didn't hear, dumb ass Madonna in her latest "Speech" if you can call it that in front of the all the girls in their silly pussy hats, said that she sees the White House being...

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

Dudes and Dudettes, AWD has received a draft of Chelsea Clinton's latest appeal for contributions to her wonderful mom's campaign from a hidden source high (why am I not surprised?) in the Clinton Foundatio...

TED CRUZ ENDORSES TRUMP TO AVOID #NeverTED!

CRUZ WAVES GOODBYE TO HIS POLITICAL CAREER AT RNC CONVENTION AWD likes liked Ted Cruz. I was Ted when Ted wasn't cool. I mean, more uncool than he is these days. Readers will know AWD endorsed and supported...