Troll of the Week

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD PETE MAKE THE BIG JUMP?

Peter King is my troll of the week…how ’bout you? Congresscritter Peter King is one RINO I despise with all my fiber. He’s a smary loudmouth POS and he’s getting more-so that way as each year that passes by. This time he takes his intense anger out on Senator Ted Cruz while on CNN and he minced no words either. He really thinks he’s special, in fact he’s also been[Read More…]

Troll of the Week: Sequester…Michael T?

Troll of the Week: Sequester…Michael T?

I love it when trolls fall for the obvious trollbait. Saves me the time of having to do my “They killed Kenny!” shtick.

Miserable Fagiot Acts Miserably, Faggoty

Miserable Fagiot Acts Miserably, Faggoty

If you’re not in favor of the bottomless pit of sexual decadence that is the “gay community”, then you’re a closet homosexual. Ipso facto, etc., etc.

Backwater Insecurity Syndrome

Backwater Insecurity Syndrome

Let’s say you’re from a nameless town in some flyover state in the middle of East Bumblefark. But you feel like you wanna do more; gotsta be more. I mean, you’re this big, super-smart, über-talented fish in a tiny little backwater of a pond, amirite? What’s a hip bro like you to do?

Troll of the Week: CastAway

Troll of the Week: CastAway

Perhaps deep down inside, tucked away safely “in a closet” so that he won’t have to examine it in the light of truth, is the understanding that the lifestyle he chose—and the lifestyle he advocates—is an evolutionary dead-end.

Troll of the Week: Biffy the Paleo Slayer

Troll of the Week: Biffy the Paleo Slayer

Why do we filter out spam and not allow it to clog up the commentary? Because it only detracts from meaningful, informed debate or simple, friendly conversation. Why don’t we allow idiotic, obnoxious, arrogant trolls? For the exact same effing reason.

The Wretched Loneliness of Brìd

The Wretched Loneliness of Brìd

Imagine you had no friends.

Imagine your family wanted nothing to do with your insanity and appalling personality.

Imagine you had 13 cats.

It’s easy, if you try.

And she bought them all herself!

Troll of the Century: Brìd

Like herpes, she is never wanted but keeps coming back. She is an Irish original. She is an answer to a question no one would be stupid enough to ask.

LIBERAL TROLL OF THE WEEK – HAPPY RAINBOW-LOVING LIBERAL PATRIOT

LIBERAL TROLL OF THE WEEK – HAPPY RAINBOW-LOVING LIBERAL PATRIOT

Dudes and dudettes, friends, and trolls, AWD has received yet another email full of lies and deception from a libtarded, PC troll. By reading the letter we can see that said troll has not read this page. And, like most trolls, they see the name of this page and assume it is a…dum da dum dum….HATE PAGE! Why do liberal trolls (LibTrolls) make this assumption. Answer? Because they are liberals.[Read More…]

Troll of the Week: Ray Tarded [Updated]

Troll of the Week: Ray Tarded [Updated]

Now, most of you have had the [mis]fortune of spending much more time on this here blog as of late with our latest and greatest logorrhea-tastic point-and-sputterer than have I, so I’ll leave it to y’all to provide some of the more quotable morsels of delectable idiocy that only the atrophied brain of a Liberal Establishment teat-sucker could possibly produce.

Backwater Insecurity Syndrome

Backwater Insecurity Syndrome

Let’s say you’re from a nameless town in some flyover state (or, God help you, from some province [they’re all flyover, so the qualifier would be redundant] in America Jr.) in the middle of East Bumblefark. But you feel like you wanna do more; gotsta be more. I mean, you’re this big, super-smart, über-talented fish in a tiny little backwater of a pond, amirite? What’s a hip bro like you to do?

Troll of the Week: R U Serious

Troll of the Week: R U Serious

Even better than these retarded little simians’ commentary? Watching them have their little temper-tantrums directly into the spam-bin once the banhammer gets dropped.