A Nigerian illegal alien stole the identity of a dead American guy and has now worked in America for 20 years. No, not Barack Hussein Obama, you racist, inbred, right-wing extremist rednecks! It’s some Newark Airport security manager named Bimbo. I crap you negative. His name is Bimbo. Maybe he’s named after his mother. Bimbo [...]
May 15, 2012 / 31 Comments / Read More

The Big Sexy had every damn intention of sitting back in the Captain’s Chair and whipping up a chart-topping angry white post tonight. Every damn intention! But after a long day of some heavy duty creative loafing down in the mines and being held down by the man, my intellectual laziness (and every other kind, [...]
Continue reading …
Since Hussein Hopenchange has come out of the closet on gay marriage, AWD is playing the gayest video ever recorded in human history. This is an oldie but gay-ie! It’s Mick Jagger and David Bowie totally destroying Dancing In The Street. It’s pretty common knowledge that Jagger and Bowie have sung into the microphone on [...]
Continue reading …

OK goat ropers. Time to embrace diversity around these parts. You know AWD loves him some diversity! And to prove AWD’s love of diversity, here’s a photo of the actual coaster AWD has on his desk. Yes, those are vomit stains. But isn’t that just the perfect coaster for a diversity-lovin’ sumbitch like the Big [...]
Continue reading …

AWD: “Y’all, I’m so tired of writing about politics I could just spit on something!”
Continue reading …

Oh, how AWD loves him some Earth Day! I have no problem with Earth…it’s all right. Never really thought about living anywhere else. After all, as scientist Elton John discovered, “Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell.” After performing my personal research, AWD would concur with [...]
Continue reading …

AWD has watched iPads now for a couple of years. I can’t decide if I would really like it and use it or if I’d end up frisby-ing that sumbitch into the closet. But the new one coming out is supposed to be all that and more, so AWD has just about talked himself into [...]
Continue reading …