In The Press

Things that have been in the press that should be discussed.

DUDES, WANT MORE SEX? DON’T BE A WOMAN!

New studies show that men who do housework chores may not be getting as much boo-tay as cats who do things traditionally regarded as man chores. Because men weren't born to be fillies and do that housework...

ROCK GROUP KISS ANNOUNCES BUYBACK OF LOVE GUNS

Following the California school district that sponsored the buyback of toy guns, rock group KISS announced a buyback of KISS Love Guns. For the children. KISS bass player and spokesperson Gene Simmons s...

OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...