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WRONG IN MANY WAYS! RUNNING BUSINESSES EFFICIENTLY NOT ONE OF THEM!
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REPUBLICANS SOUND LIKE DEMOCRATS IN CRITICISM OF ROMNEY JOB CUTS!

Things have gotten pretty pathetic for Republican presidential candidates when they must resort to using ridiculous Democrat talking points to halt Mitt Romney! The Republican presidential wannabes are busy attacking Mitt Romney’s record running Bain because he, get this, eliminated unnecessary jobs in companies Bain bought! Does anyone miss the irony that the supposed “more conservative” GOP candidates like Newt Gingrich have been leading the attacks against Romney, who is […]

IT SURE WAS SIMPLER WHEN WE HAD ONLY MEN AND WOMEN!
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IT SURE WAS SIMPLER WHEN WE HAD ONLY MEN AND WOMEN!

Life sure has gotten complicated for the regular angry white dude in America! It’s getting pretty difficult to keep up with all the various classes of freakazoids we have walking among us these days! And if keeping up with all the trends of all this weirdness isn’t enough, now we have to listen to their bitching about the discomfort they face while walking the streets as a freakazoid! The latest […]

MOOCHELLE OBAMA: THE WITCH BEHIND THE WIMP!
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MOOCHELLE OBAMA: THE WITCH BEHIND THE WIMP!

A new book, The Obamas, is set to be released on Tuesday and, not surprisingly, First Lady Moochelle Obama is not portrayed in a positive light. Something about those DemonRat First Ladies! Hitlery and Mooch…two of the most unsavory characters in American presidential history. Just as despicable as their corrupt husbands. According to the book, Michelle Obama has battled with most of Hussein’s socialist staff. She also demanded, according to […]

LACIST LUSH RIMBAUGH – MAKEE FUNEE CHINEE PLESIDENT!
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LACIST LUSH RIMBAUGH – MAKEE FUNEE CHINEE PLESIDENT!

It’s writer’s block Friday and AWD’s mind is as empty as those of the entire Democrat Senate and House caucuses in Washington. Looking back at what was happening last January, I noticed this little gem where Rush had poked fun at the Chinese poobah when he was giving Hussein marching orders in DC. I like making fun of people. Especially foreigners. Like my mama always said, “if you can’t laugh […]

FW: Detention
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FW: Detention

For anyone not familiar with the Oath Keepers, there are various “meetup” groups around the country (e.g., http://www.meetup.com/New-York-City-Oath-Keepers/ or http://www.meetup.com/HudsonValleyNY-OathKeepers/) to help educate those with a license to kill American citizens (i.e., military, law enforcement, etc.) about the oath they took to uphold the Constitution—and the priority that oath has over direct orders from superiors.

HOMEOWNERS KILLING ROBBERS BECOMES LATEST AMERICAN FAD!
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HOMEOWNERS KILLING ROBBERS BECOMES LATEST AMERICAN FAD!

Hey kids! Put down those boring video controls! Pick up that shotgun and blast those criminal miscreants kicking in your back door! It’s fun for the whole family! What once seemed to be an activity enjoyed only by racist, redneck conservatives clinging to their guns and religion, protecting their families and property by sending violent criminals to meet their 72 parole officers in Hell is fast becoming the newest national […]

ANDREA MITCHELL WINS LIBTARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!
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ANDREA MITCHELL WINS LIBTARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!

Andrea Mitchell, the first openly retarded female television journalist, recently showed her bias against “crackas” in Iowa. Crackas just be dissin’ her homey! Mitchell believes Iowa is…shall we say….hmmmm….lacking in a certain pigment to suit Andrea’s taste. Especially when it comes to selecting presidents! This is stupid, but not at all unusual, for Mitchell and the rest of her friends in the propaganda organ of the Democrat Party, the mainstream […]

OK! THEN FRACK YOU!
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LOOK FOR FRACKING TO BECOME NEW GLOBAL WARMING FOR LIBTARDS!

Now that global warming has been exposed as a total hoax, libtards are now desperately in search of the next perfectly reasonable thing to protest that benefits Americans. Fracking is that thing! While only the most severe mentally libtarded idjits hold faith that global warming/climate change/Al Gore BS is anything more than eco-fantasy comprised of falsified data from falsified “scientists,” they are poised to make fracking oil production the latest […]