In The Press

Things that have been in the press that should be discussed.

THE BOY SCOUTS CIRCLE THE DRAIN!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I say it nearly every day when I watch businesses and organizations do tremendously stupid things that alienate their customer base. Former Starbucks CEO Howard Sch...

REPUBLICANS ALTER OBAMACARE. MEH.

I WILL SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY AT ANYTIME! AND I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT. Six years of listening to Republicans beat their little bird chests about how they would repeal ObamaCare if returned to power! Well, th...

DON’T BRING A VIBRATOR TO A KNIFE FIGHT!

YEP! Two years ago when Campus Carry was passed in Texas, the little middle-class socialist snowflake brats at University of Texas - Austin decided to protest the law by marching throughout campus with vibr...

KAEPERNICK IS KAPUT!

THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL LOSER! It's May and no NFL team has expressed interest in former San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick. I know. I too feel your pain. The Mercury News reports on three rea...

ALAHU OINKBAR – ISIS SAVAGES KILLED BY PIGS!

THESE PORKERS LOVE TERRORIST MEAT! This is the best news you've heard in a while. AWD craps you negative on this one. In Iraq, three ISIS terrorists were killed by....wait for it...wild pigs! Pigs! So the a...

WHO CARES IF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN?

GOOD! So the world will stop if Congress can't reach a new budget guaranteed to waste billions of dollars on moochers, benefits for illegal aliens, foreign aid to countries that despise us, and funding of e...

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

It's Earth Day and cold as hell today in Texas which has put a hurt on my Harley riding plans! Sure could use some Global Warming today. @#&* liberal environmentalists could screw up an orgy at the Playboy ...

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON O’REILLY AND FOX NEWS

IT'S THIS LONG. I SWEAR. So O'Reilly is out. Not surprising, O'really. I have no doubt the ego-maniac O'Reilly is guilty of most of the sexual harassment armadillo accusations from the news babe accusers. T...