Music That Doesn’t Suck

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD is kind of an innovator. I’m going to change saying Happy Mothers Day to just HMD. That way, it will be a secret between us who honor our mothers on Mother’s Day. So HMD, y’all! Oh, hell to the yeah, baybah! And I’m going to make a hashtag for Mother’s Day. Know what it’s going to be? #hmd. I’m an innovator. AWD wishes every mother (not muthas, you goat[Read More…]

AWD'S NEW TOY!

AWD SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO BLUES!

Right now, AWD is sitting by his lonesome at ye olde Casa de Amor so bored I’m tempted to start cleaning. I crap you negative! It’s that bad. Haven’t been to the gym in two days either. But right all I can think about is fitness. Fitness this big-ass 16-inch Wal Mart four meat pizza in my mouth! No, not every day is full of fighting crime and libtard excitement[Read More…]

R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS

R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS

We lost another one of the best today. I have no idea how many of you loved this song…but I for one certainly did, and still do. Sledge wrote and recorded this song about his own loss in life. Baton Rouge – Percy Sledge, the soul singer who took “When a Man Loves a Woman” to the top of the charts in 1966, died this morning at his Baton Rouge[Read More…]

DREAMING OF HER FIRST DATE WITH AWD!

IF LOVING ALISON KRAUSS IS WRONG, AWD DOESN’T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

Dear Alison, My name is Miles Long. I’m also known as Angry White Dude. Also, The Big Sexy. I am writing to introduce myself because I believe should meet immediately to see if we are soul mates. I believe we are. When I hear you sing your words of love to me in your songs, I know you are singing just to me. Don’t worry! I’m not a stalker! That[Read More…]

Chelsea Burns

Chelsea Burns

I’m suffering from the proverbial dread that precedes a leap of faith. The jitters are working themselves into written word I guess.

Saturday Night Random Post

Saturday Night Random Post

What is Two Steps From Hell radio for the win, Alex

SCIENTIFIC NAME: RAPPERIOUS FELONIUS NEGROIDUS

RAP MUSIC BE MAKING YOU STUPID! FO SHIZZLE!

In one of the most unnecessary studies done in the history of mankind, a student at Cal Tech has reported that listening to rap be making you stupid! Day-um! You know you gots that right, dawg! Know what I’m sayin’? That’s like a study reporting that water is wet. Virgil Griffith compiled a list to the 10 most popular songs downloaded at our nation’s universities and compared SAT and ACT[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

For something a little different, here’s something short and sweet. Friends, this is one that you have to listen to. Words matter and the words in this song speak volumes..I’ll leave it at that. If you have to listen twice to what he’s articulating, please do so…you won’t regret it. Here’s a very short synopsis, but trust me…there’s much more when you listen to it. – Click the link provided[Read More…]

PHOTO TAKEN BY 15 YEAR OLD AWD ON MAY 31, 1977

MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF PHYSICAL GRAFFITI

AWD still remembers where I was when I first held Physical Graffiti in my young hands. I was in the 7th grade in math class. A buddy had bought the album the day it was released and brought it to school to show off. I think it cost $9. A princely sum in 1975 for a seventh grader. My friend let me inspect it, check out all the photos and[Read More…]

ACTUAL PHOTO OF AWD USING ONE OF HIS CUDDLING TECHNIQUES

ANGRY WHITE DUDE TO HOLD TEXAS’ FIRST CUDDLE CON!

A reader sent AWD a link about an event called “Cuddle Con” taking place in Oregon. Sounds a little freaky deaky. Kind of like an event cats like Joe Biden would attend. Not a place where us respectable folk would want to frequent, at first glance. But AWD likes him some cuddling with young lovelies, yes I do! AWD doesn’t know anything about Oregon. I don’t care if I ever[Read More…]

THE WEST'S SECRET WEAPON AGAINST ISIS

ISIS DOESN’T NEED JOBS – THEY NEED A KISS CONCERT!

AWD is a drummer. Have been since the 2nd grade. That would be the highest level of education for the savages of ISIS. ISIS released a photo today of a pile of drums they have set on fire. Couldn’t they find a few rappers instead? Here’s ISIS doing the unspeakable: The problem with these ISIS cats is they are no fun. No fun at all! What’s life if you can’t[Read More…]

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

ARMY’S TWEET “CHINK IN ARMOR” DEEMED RACIST BY PC POLICE – WHAT DO CHINKS THINK?

The English language has fallen into the Black Hole of political correctness. Actually, “black hole” has been deemed racist by the PC police in the United States of the Offended. So has the term “colored people” while “people of color” is still acceptable. For now. The term “Creepy ass cracka” is not racist because it was uttered by a black African American individual to describe white people/crackas while testifying and[Read More…]

AWD's lefty Taylor 214ce

AWD BOUGHT HIMSELF A NEW SIX STRING!

Remember when AWD axed y’all whether I should buy a new Taylor acoustic six string or a new AR10 for hunting down Texas way? I had saved up some cash American and both were more or less the same price. Of course, the scope and goodies to hang on the Picatinny rails would add to the cost of the AR but that was beside the point. My gun sensei John[Read More…]

CHAIRMAN OF JCS WANTS YOU TO WRITE AN ESSAY TO DEAD SAUDI KING!

CHAIRMAN OF JCS WANTS YOU TO WRITE AN ESSAY TO DEAD SAUDI KING!

I WIPE MY BUTT WITH THAT HAND, YOU KNOW?[/caption] Stupider and stupider. American leadership in Washington has reached Sean Penn levels of idiocy. Something not easily attained. But our elected leaders and their hand-picked military politicians running the Pentagon continue to excel in making stupid moves. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Martin Dempsey, is sponsoring an essay competition to honor the dead Saudi King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz[Read More…]

NOT HERE, IT DOESN'T!

BAD WRITING – OPEN POST

The Big Sexy is returning from Arizona today after a bidness trip. I have lots to write about this upcoming week but am about to leave for the airport after clasping friends and family to my bosom this morning. I found this old post and thought I came up with a marvelous piece of bad writing. I mean, worse than my normal writing. We have a lot of new readers[Read More…]

LOVES HIM SOME CHEESEBURGERS AND KILLING!

DAYUM! LET’S EAT US A GREAT CHEESEBURGER! OPEN POST

It’s been a rough day for civilization with the Religion of Murder in France doing what they do. Islam takes political correctness to the next level. In America, offend the ever-offended classes and you’ll be labeled a racist. With Islam, you’ll be dead. Like the race baiters in America, Muslim terrorists hate freedom of speech and individual thought. Maybe because both groups are incapable of original thoughts because they are[Read More…]

BUT...BUT..MAYBE HE'LL BE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES!

CONSERVATIVES ARE TO REPUBLICANS WHAT BLACKS ARE TO DEMOCRATS

After the latest Boehner for Speaker betrayal from Republicans, AWD has been slugging it out all day on Facebook with all my Republican friends who cannot keep themselves from saying “yeah, but would you rather have a Democrat in office?” It’s like the race card for dumb Republicans. This is the problem with Republicans. They criticize blacks for voting lock-step with Democrats year in/year out when Democrats do absolutely nothing[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2015!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2015!

Ahoy polloi! The Big Sexy is still vacationing in Arizona with the family unit. Staying in tonight with my old, worn-out mama to watch some football while she waits hand and foot on me. She’s baking me a pie as we speak. Yes, another one. It’s the last night of 2014 and it’s time for AWD’s predictions for 2015. Reading my predictions for 2014 was bitter sweet. I missed a[Read More…]

CHRISTMAS MUSIC THAT SOOTHES THE SOUL AND DOESN’T SUCK

CHRISTMAS MUSIC THAT SOOTHES THE SOUL AND DOESN’T SUCK

AWD is no fan of cheesy Christmas music. I don’t need to hear P Diddy rap his version of Little Drummer Boy on his Christmas album. I heard Snoop Doggy Doo rap it last year. Let’s face the harsh reality. There are only 15 Christmas songs in existence. And each of them has been recorded 15 million times from Bing Crosby to Marilyn Manson to Roy Smeck and his Singing[Read More…]