Music That Doesn’t Suck

HEF - 120 YEARS OLD, THINKS HE'S CAP'N CRUNCH

AWD NEEDS THE NAMES OF 20 FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WILL DIE BEFORE AUGUST, 31 2016

AWD rarely needs anyone’s help. Especially help from a bunch of goat-ropin’, right-wing extremists like y’all. But this time is different. There’s money on the line! AWD has entered into a contest with a good many of my compadres to see who can name the most of 20 famous/known people who will bite the big one before August 31, 2016. Each of us has thrown in $40 big ones and[Read More…]

BLACK SABBATH - MORE THAN JUST PRETTY FACES

#BlackSabbathLives MATTER – OPEN POST

AWD saw the #BlackSabbathLivesMatter hashtag the other day on social media and it occurred to me that no one ever stands up for Black Sabbath! And you know what? That sh*t ain’t right! Know what else? I don’t think #BlackSabbath has ever looted and burned down a store in Ferguson, Missouri. Well, maybe they should! Then maybe then somebody would care about #BlackSabbathLivesMatter! However, AWD must report that he remembers[Read More…]

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

AWD bought hisself a hog a few months ago and am leaving tomorrow with some compadres for Sturgis. This year is the 75th anniversary of the event. I have heard over a million bikes will be there. This is AWD’s first Sturgis event. Outside of my buddies and me, I don’t know a damn person who will be in attendance. I figure I’ll just walk up to the biggest, baddest[Read More…]

HOLA! SOY EL JEB Y TE ODIO! (HI, I'M JEB AND I HATE YOU!)

OPEN POST – HOW DO WE EDUCATE STUPID REPUBLICAN VOTERS?

AWD has seen the enemy and the enemy is…well, there’s a whole hell of a lot of enemies! Openly socialist Dims are certainly enemies to liberty and everything else except socialism. Republican are also enemies to liberty, as they too are Democrats. But the real enemy is neither the Democrat or Republican Parties…it is those Stupid Republican Voters who continually vote for corrupt Republican politicians! Yes, we all know all[Read More…]

GINGER BAKER - COULD INVENT THE CURE FOR CANCER IF HE WANTED TO

DRUMMERS SMARTEST (AND SEXIEST) BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH!

What have I been telling y’all since forever? I mean besides AWD having personal knowledge with most of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders? I told you drummers are smarter than everybody else. And, in AWD’s case, sexiest too! Since you have disputed my word, AWD now presents to you scientific evidence of the fact: The news comes courtesy of Polymic, who have compiled a series of reports from Oxford and Harvard[Read More…]

NEIL PEART - GREAT DRUMMER - NOT SO BRIGHT POLITICALLY

NEIL PEART – RUSH TO STUPID!

AWD is a drummer. Which means I’m really a frustrated guitarist. Neil Peart is one of the greatest drummers on Earth. Which means he is a frustrated intellectual idjit. Yeah, we all thought Neil was smart with all those Ayn Rand-inspired lyrics in the early years. Who can forget the lessons about the evil of absolute government tyranny from the album 2112? Or the Rand-inspired lesson from “The Trees?” Well,[Read More…]

CINEMATIC GENIUS AND 'MERICAN HERO - CHUCK NORRIS

TODAY, I SHALL BE CHUCK NORRIS!

It seems these days everybody wants to be something or someone other than who or what they really are. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn while he awaits getting his wing wang whacked off. NAACP Chapter Chair Rachel Dolezal embraces her inner sistah when she is in fact very much a cracka! Must be her white privilege. Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t identify as a boy or a girl even when she[Read More…]

MUSIC AND PATRIOTISM THAT DOESN’T SUCK – CHARLIE DANIELS

MUSIC AND PATRIOTISM THAT DOESN’T SUCK – CHARLIE DANIELS

AWD has long been a huge fan of Charlie Daniels. What a great American, musician and man! I’m proud to have seen Charlie and the CDB (Charlie Daniels Band) in concert no less than 7 or 8 times. Charlie can play anything with strings on it! But what I love about Charlie Daniels is who and what he is. A self-made man who worked hard and made the most of[Read More…]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD is kind of an innovator. I’m going to change saying Happy Mothers Day to just HMD. That way, it will be a secret between us who honor our mothers on Mother’s Day. So HMD, y’all! Oh, hell to the yeah, baybah! And I’m going to make a hashtag for Mother’s Day. Know what it’s going to be? #hmd. I’m an innovator. AWD wishes every mother (not muthas, you goat[Read More…]

AWD'S NEW TOY!

AWD SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO BLUES!

Right now, AWD is sitting by his lonesome at ye olde Casa de Amor so bored I’m tempted to start cleaning. I crap you negative! It’s that bad. Haven’t been to the gym in two days either. But right all I can think about is fitness. Fitness this big-ass 16-inch Wal Mart four meat pizza in my mouth! No, not every day is full of fighting crime and libtard excitement[Read More…]

R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS

R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS

We lost another one of the best today. I have no idea how many of you loved this song…but I for one certainly did, and still do. Sledge wrote and recorded this song about his own loss in life. Baton Rouge – Percy Sledge, the soul singer who took “When a Man Loves a Woman” to the top of the charts in 1966, died this morning at his Baton Rouge[Read More…]

DREAMING OF HER FIRST DATE WITH AWD!

IF LOVING ALISON KRAUSS IS WRONG, AWD DOESN’T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

Dear Alison, My name is Miles Long. I’m also known as Angry White Dude. Also, The Big Sexy. I am writing to introduce myself because I believe should meet immediately to see if we are soul mates. I believe we are. When I hear you sing your words of love to me in your songs, I know you are singing just to me. Don’t worry! I’m not a stalker! That[Read More…]

Chelsea Burns

Chelsea Burns

I’m suffering from the proverbial dread that precedes a leap of faith. The jitters are working themselves into written word I guess.

Saturday Night Random Post

Saturday Night Random Post

What is Two Steps From Hell radio for the win, Alex

SCIENTIFIC NAME: RAPPERIOUS FELONIUS NEGROIDUS

RAP MUSIC BE MAKING YOU STUPID! FO SHIZZLE!

In one of the most unnecessary studies done in the history of mankind, a student at Cal Tech has reported that listening to rap be making you stupid! Day-um! You know you gots that right, dawg! Know what I’m sayin’? That’s like a study reporting that water is wet. Virgil Griffith compiled a list to the 10 most popular songs downloaded at our nation’s universities and compared SAT and ACT[Read More…]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

VIDEO OF THE DAY: ARE YOU A PISSED OFF REDNECK?

For something a little different, here’s something short and sweet. Friends, this is one that you have to listen to. Words matter and the words in this song speak volumes..I’ll leave it at that. If you have to listen twice to what he’s articulating, please do so…you won’t regret it. Here’s a very short synopsis, but trust me…there’s much more when you listen to it. – Click the link provided[Read More…]

PHOTO TAKEN BY 15 YEAR OLD AWD ON MAY 31, 1977

MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF PHYSICAL GRAFFITI

AWD still remembers where I was when I first held Physical Graffiti in my young hands. I was in the 7th grade in math class. A buddy had bought the album the day it was released and brought it to school to show off. I think it cost $9. A princely sum in 1975 for a seventh grader. My friend let me inspect it, check out all the photos and[Read More…]

ACTUAL PHOTO OF AWD USING ONE OF HIS CUDDLING TECHNIQUES

ANGRY WHITE DUDE TO HOLD TEXAS’ FIRST CUDDLE CON!

A reader sent AWD a link about an event called “Cuddle Con” taking place in Oregon. Sounds a little freaky deaky. Kind of like an event cats like Joe Biden would attend. Not a place where us respectable folk would want to frequent, at first glance. But AWD likes him some cuddling with young lovelies, yes I do! AWD doesn’t know anything about Oregon. I don’t care if I ever[Read More…]

THE WEST'S SECRET WEAPON AGAINST ISIS

ISIS DOESN’T NEED JOBS – THEY NEED A KISS CONCERT!

AWD is a drummer. Have been since the 2nd grade. That would be the highest level of education for the savages of ISIS. ISIS released a photo today of a pile of drums they have set on fire. Couldn’t they find a few rappers instead? Here’s ISIS doing the unspeakable: The problem with these ISIS cats is they are no fun. No fun at all! What’s life if you can’t[Read More…]