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OF COURSE OBAMA SPIED ON TRUMP! DON’T BE STUPID!
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OF COURSE OBAMA SPIED ON TRUMP! DON’T BE STUPID!

If there’s one damn thang we learned over the past couple of years with the Wikileaks info releases, it’s that our government is one corrupt cluster you-know-what! Imam Hussein had to apologize to world leaders after Wiki releases revealed the CIA had tapped their phones, their computers, their xBoxes, and even their smart refrigerators. It’s reported Obama got his little jollies turning up the temperature on Merkel’s LG so the […]

HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS
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HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS

It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she’s been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillary is announcing…TADA!…she’s coming out of the closet…err…woods. Actually, everyone has known Hillary is a lebanese now for decades. Allah only knows what she does in the woods! Somebody call PETA! Sporting her new ‘Brian Jones of […]

GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!
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GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!

If you’re a rock guitar picker and worth your salt, you are playing some Chuck Berry riffs. If you’re a rapper, you’re cussing in a microphone and better stop reading here and kill yourself. Chuck Berry passed away yesterday at the age of 90. To go along with his impeccable guitar skills, Chuck was also a master showman. AWD is traveling today and having a difficult time embedding some of […]

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK
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AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals! But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region. OK, back again. So AWD thought […]

PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’
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PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’

Oh, I’m so damn mad I’m about to blow up and bust just like Elvis did! If I hear one more damn Hallelujah from one more damn singer, believe me, there’ll be more hell than a little bit! Try me! I guess it was discovered by the world because of the movie Shrek. I remember watching Shrek and, when hearing Hallelujah, said, “Hey! That’s a Leonard Cohen song!” Of course, […]

ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!
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ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!

Everybody knows those little fuzzy foreigners over in Europistan are strange cats. What freaky deaky sex-ule sh*t California and Nueva Jork don’t come up with, you can bet one of those Pierres in France or Ians in England will! The latest thang over in England, other than being gang-raped by ‘refugees’ from Pok-eee-stahn is to freeze your balls with vaporized liquid nitrogen to enhance your flippy floppy experience. Since this […]

CONSERVATIVE ACTOR JAMES WOODS LEAVES TWITTER OVER CENSORSHIP
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WHEN WILL CONSERVATIVES QUIT SUPPORTING LEFTIST TV NETORKS AND SOCIAL MEDIA?

Look what a few black ingrates in the NFL kneeling during the National Anthem have done to revenue in that circus! It’s crashing as viewership has collapsed as much as 20% of the “Proles” finally realized they actually could live without watching huge, overpaid men run into each other and disrespect our country on Sundays. Now comes the “Alt-Right” and “Fake Media” purge from Google, Facebook, Twitter, and the rest […]

AWD’S GOING TO SAY IT….I CAN’T STAND BOB DYLAN’S MUSIC! OPEN POST
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AWD’S GOING TO SAY IT….I CAN’T STAND BOB DYLAN’S MUSIC! OPEN POST

Bob Dylan won a Nobel Prize today for Literature. Why am I not surprised. Hell, Hussein won one too so it can’t be that hard. Since AWD is about to head out with the Filly to waste a pile of my disposable cash American (payday, baybah!), I dug up this old chart-topper from about three years ago about Dylan and his crappiness. He was awarded the Nobel Prize by none […]

ASSSSSHOOOOLLLLE!
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AWD’S MISHMASH OF POST-DEBATE TRASH

AWD’s sitting on my patio patiently waiting for my internet to come back on. You suck U-verse!! So I had to turn on ye olde cell hotspot to jot down a few thoughts (very few and none original!) that come to mind. First, the weather has finally cooled off and it’s a nice 77 degrees at La Casa de Amor here in Texas. AWD is enjoying not sweating 24/7 for […]

QUIT RUINING MY LIFE, VAN MORRISON!
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AWD’S MISH MASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

AWD has been thinking about everything but then again I’ve been thinking about nothing (h/t Suicidal Tendencies). So I thought I’d try some new tricks around here and write just what came to mind about whatever comes to mind. Whatever the hell that means. My mind is fried because I rode my new Harley sled today around town in the 100 degree Texas heat. I have such a great tan […]

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS
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FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

The little ladies of Florida Georgia Line are in the news because they requested that no law enforcement officers be anywhere near them backstage. No doubt these two douchebaggerous country music imposters are fans of Black Lives Matter terrorists. So AWD is reposting what I wrote about Florida Georgia Line a while back. These guys suck. And I mean hugely suck! AWD hasn’t had a Music That Doesn’t Suck post […]

DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!
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DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!

The estate of Spirit guitarist Randy California is suing Led Zeppelin for supposedly stealing the chord progression from one of its songs to create the iconic ‘Stairway To Heaven.’ Randy California is no longer with us but his estate smells money and currently has Led Zep in court. AWD is perhaps the greatest musical mind in history and a world-class Zepologist. After studying the evidence of the Spirit lawsuit for […]

MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK - STEVE MILLER
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‘SERENADE’ IS STEVE MILLER’S GREATEST SONG – WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

OK, it’s Friday. AWD has had a hellacious week making multi-billion dollar business decisions in the exciting but dangerous world of plumbing fixtures sales. I can’t give details but let’s just say I have those bastids at Moen by the cojones!!!! So one entire week in Texas without monsoons, a week of successful bidness, a good looking curvy babe on the agenda for tonight, and it’s Friday! So instead of […]

WHY TOLERATE THIS?
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WAR IN AMERICA, CHILDREN. IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY!

The unwashed left has been called out by their Obama/Soros plantation masters to disrupt, vandalize and attack Donald Trump campaign stops. And young tyrant thugs are only too happy for make $15 while attacking people and destroying property while chanting their tired profanity-laced rhymes. Here’s a video of a single Trump supporter with huge cojones marching directly through an anti-Trump riot in Burlingame, Mexifornia. Listen to the idiot thugs bullying […]

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!
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MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the Delco speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravans. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan […]

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!
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IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!

AWD has a badness meeting tonight where vast sums of cash American will be exchanged. I smell some new shooting irons coming from this deal! Since I’m unavoidably detained, here’s a repost from a few years ago about some cat getting his scrotum detached. Fun for the whole family! An Indiana man has suffered an attack to his dickular region and his “on again/off again” girlfriend has been arrested for […]

HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD
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HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD

The Hag and Willie were scheduled to play together below Austin next weekend. Guess who had tickets! Dayum! AWD never got the chance to see Merle in concert. He passed today on his 79th birthday. I guess he was worried about AWD crashing the stage and singing a tune….as I am known to do. Another musical great has gone to the great beyond. I don’t have much to say except […]

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!
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GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

The inter web net created by Global Warming creator Al Gore is filled up on stories how the Republican Establishment is seeking to finally kill off what’s left of their abortion of a political party. They want to use their double-secret convention rules to insert Speaker John Boehner Paul Ryan as the GOP nominee. Why are we not surprised? When have political elites ever listened to the will of the […]

ICONIC IMAGE OF BREITBART BY BIG FUR HAT
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IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS SINCE WE LOST ANDREW BREITBART

Hard to believe it’s been four years since Andrew Breitbart’s passing. Here’s AWD’s thoughts a day or two after I heard the news. RIP, Andrew. You are so missed! AWD has been in a lot of places and I’ve seen some crazy sh*t but I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone like Andrew Breitbart. AWD got a text this morning from his Angry White Mother informing me of Andrew’s passing. […]