Music That Doesn’t Suck

CHAIRMAN OF JCS WANTS YOU TO WRITE AN ESSAY TO DEAD SAUDI KING!

CHAIRMAN OF JCS WANTS YOU TO WRITE AN ESSAY TO DEAD SAUDI KING!

I WIPE MY BUTT WITH THAT HAND, YOU KNOW?[/caption] Stupider and stupider. American leadership in Washington has reached Sean Penn levels of idiocy. Something not easily attained. But our elected leaders and their hand-picked military politicians running the Pentagon continue to excel in making stupid moves. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Martin Dempsey, is sponsoring an essay competition to honor the dead Saudi King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz[Read More…]

NOT HERE, IT DOESN'T!

BAD WRITING – OPEN POST

The Big Sexy is returning from Arizona today after a bidness trip. I have lots to write about this upcoming week but am about to leave for the airport after clasping friends and family to my bosom this morning. I found this old post and thought I came up with a marvelous piece of bad writing. I mean, worse than my normal writing. We have a lot of new readers[Read More…]

LOVES HIM SOME CHEESEBURGERS AND KILLING!

DAYUM! LET’S EAT US A GREAT CHEESEBURGER! OPEN POST

It’s been a rough day for civilization with the Religion of Murder in France doing what they do. Islam takes political correctness to the next level. In America, offend the ever-offended classes and you’ll be labeled a racist. With Islam, you’ll be dead. Like the race baiters in America, Muslim terrorists hate freedom of speech and individual thought. Maybe because both groups are incapable of original thoughts because they are[Read More…]

BUT...BUT..MAYBE HE'LL BE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES!

CONSERVATIVES ARE TO REPUBLICANS WHAT BLACKS ARE TO DEMOCRATS

After the latest Boehner for Speaker betrayal from Republicans, AWD has been slugging it out all day on Facebook with all my Republican friends who cannot keep themselves from saying “yeah, but would you rather have a Democrat in office?” It’s like the race card for dumb Republicans. This is the problem with Republicans. They criticize blacks for voting lock-step with Democrats year in/year out when Democrats do absolutely nothing[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2015!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S BIG SEXY PREDICTIONS FOR 2015!

Ahoy polloi! The Big Sexy is still vacationing in Arizona with the family unit. Staying in tonight with my old, worn-out mama to watch some football while she waits hand and foot on me. She’s baking me a pie as we speak. Yes, another one. It’s the last night of 2014 and it’s time for AWD’s predictions for 2015. Reading my predictions for 2014 was bitter sweet. I missed a[Read More…]

CHRISTMAS MUSIC THAT SOOTHES THE SOUL AND DOESN’T SUCK

CHRISTMAS MUSIC THAT SOOTHES THE SOUL AND DOESN’T SUCK

AWD is no fan of cheesy Christmas music. I don’t need to hear P Diddy rap his version of Little Drummer Boy on his Christmas album. I heard Snoop Doggy Doo rap it last year. Let’s face the harsh reality. There are only 15 Christmas songs in existence. And each of them has been recorded 15 million times from Bing Crosby to Marilyn Manson to Roy Smeck and his Singing[Read More…]

EVERY SOUTHERNER TO YANKEES!

LIBERAL YANKEES LOVE TO VIEW SOUTHERNERS AS BACKWARD RUBES!

Here’s a chart topper from AWD that ran about this time last year. From what I see, nothing has changed. Libtarded Yankees still believe all Southerners are uncultured rednecks. And most Southerners believe all libtarded Yankees are half-a-sissy, moisturizing Metrosexuals (i.e. homosexual in a metro). Only one side is right. And it ain’t the half-a-sissy boys up North. AWD doesn’t watch much television. I’m much too intellectual. Plus, I do[Read More…]

August 13, 1951 – December 16, 2007

MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – DAN FOGELBERG

With all the strife and pressure of daily living, we should remember there are those who bring us sweetness and light. Yesterday marked the 7th anniversary of Dan Fogelberg’s passing from a bout with prostate cancer. Dan will live forever in his beautiful music. AWD has long been a fan of those who have the ability and gift to create beauty. Dan Fogelberg is one whose music never tires me.[Read More…]

CHECK OUT ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S NEW GROOVY, SUPA-SEXY MOBILE SITE!

CHECK OUT ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S NEW GROOVY, SUPA-SEXY MOBILE SITE!

Over half of the traffic at Angry White Dude comes from mobile phones and tablets. That means we get 6 whole page views per day from smart phones and such! So we got that going for us. Which is nice! Some mobile users have written AWD to bitch about how bad the mobile site looked. I agree. It sucked and was very laborious to navigate to get to what one[Read More…]

DOES CUTTING SPENDING MAKE YOU SAD?

REMEMBER WHEN AWD SAID THE REPUBLICANS WOULD SUCK AFTER THE MIDTERMS?

Well, the midterms are over and it’s back to sucking as usual for the wussypants Republicans! Hell, they haven’t even taken control of the Senate and they have already rolled over and quit. No shutdown, funding Obamacare, funding King Hussein’s illegal Executive Order Amnesty, and the House voted a $1.1 trillion CRomnibus. For any of us who pay attention, this is not surprising one little bit! This is what the[Read More…]

Christmas Music That Doesn’t Suck

Christmas Music That Doesn’t Suck

Enjoy.

VOTE FOR ME, Y'ALL!

HILLARY 2016 COUNTRY CAMPAIGN SONG! MUSIC THAT INDEED SUCKS! #hillarycountrysongs

Great googly moogly! Our Lady of Benghazi thinks she can win the blue-collar white male vote in 2016 with a cheesy Trashville country song and video! Hillary would have a better chance of winning that vote for the Dims if she’d let Bubba take the blue-collar dudes to Hooters for wings and to pick up some Hooters waitresses. King Hussein has run off the white vote like an all-you-can-graze Chinese[Read More…]

OK GO - AS IN OK GO GET SOME REAL CLOTHES ON!

GROOVY VIDEOS FROM OK GO FOR YOUR SUNDAY ENJOYMENT

All right, they ain’t Merle. But who is? But when is the last time Merle Haggard got chased around about a thousand umbrella-wielding Japanese still obviously not over that Hiroshima thing? As regular readers know, AWD is an expert on Music That Doesn’t Suck. That being said, the music of OK Go is pretty OK. I guess they could throw in some lyrics about prison, drinking, trains, and mama…but then[Read More…]

THIS?

AWD’S DILEMMA – NEW GUITAR OR NEW AR-10? HELP HIM DECIDE

AWD is facing a big-ass major league decision. I’ve been tossing and turning in bed lately. But that was with some Cowboy cheerleaders. No decision making needed there! What’s been harshing my big, sexy mellow is what to buy….a new Taylor acoustic guitar or a new DPMS AR10? AWD has been saving his shekels over the past month or so to buy a new something. Since my divorce last year,[Read More…]

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

Please beam him up…and out! Hit me with your best shots… Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know! For the heck it because of the title of this post: Music that does suck!

SEMPER FI, HERO!

A BIG ANGRY WHITE DUDE THANK YOU TO ALL VETERANS!

As regular Dudes and Dudettes know, we are huge fans of our soldiers past and present around here. Unlike douchetards at the comm-a-nist Salon Magazine who believe soldiers don’t protect their freedoms. Idjits. We, on the other hand, are smart. Therefore, we are not libtards. Therefore, we fully know that our brave and bad-ass military protects us from foreign threats while the Second Amendment protects us from the domestic bastids.[Read More…]

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

@#&* rockstars! Don’t try to figure them out! They can be hard-headed, testy, emotional, childish, and outright irrational. Sort of like women. Minus the boobs. And you know what they say about women. You can’t live with them, can’t live with them. Yesterday, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin proved himself to be a petulant little girl when he tore up a contract that would pay the band $800 million to[Read More…]

THE GREAT DELBERT!

AWD FEELS LIKE DELBERT MCCLINTON TONIGHT – OPEN POST

AWD is watching the Cowboys kicking the dog snot out of the racist Washington Redskins (who suck huge) with some compadres. Life is good! Tonight, AWD is listening to great American Delbert McClinton and thought y’all should do the same! If you don’t like Delbert, you ain’t sh*t. That’s right, Señor Yankee, you ain’t sh*t! So for some Music That Doesn’t Suck, here are some of my favorite Delberts! Here’s[Read More…]

MIXED NUTS!

MIXED NUTS!

Dudes and dudettes…here’s a mixed bag of nuts for you to chew on. – You’ll understand what I mean below. First up, we’ll go to ‘Captionfest Time‘: In Your Face! – You can read about this here. ‘Video of the Day’: Next we have this story: EGOMANIA! President Obama dealt another blow to red state Democrats on Al Sharpton’s radio show Monday, insisting that despite their political posturing, they “are[Read More…]

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

It’s Saturday in the afternoon. AWD has done his chores and is sitting here finding the essence from within. Exploring caves of the unknown, you might say. Or drunk blogging, you could definitely say. I’m not in the mood to get worked up over politics, metrosexuals, poofters, libtards, or any of that mess. I’m as mellow as Ghandi after a few bongs. AWD has been listening to a lot of[Read More…]