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AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST
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AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST

AWD is unavoidably detained today with some very exciting creative loafing. The specifics I am not at liberty to divulge but you better believe there is fun involved. I’m talking BIG fun! However, there is one aspect of His Big Sexiness that remains as constant as ugliness and Whoopi Goldberg…I hate me some Christmas music! Maybe it’s because AWD’s first wife started playing Christmas music in the house each year […]

AIN'T THEY CUTE?
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FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

AWD hasn’t had a Music That Doesn’t Suck post in a while so I thought I’d check out the new Nashville “Country” music scene and see what we come up with. Well, lookie here! Florida Georgia Line. Winning all them CMA Awards! Woo hoo! They look, as Elton John said of Ricky Martin, “sassy!” They also look like they’ve seen a big ol’ angry one up close. AWD knew if […]

JOHN BONHAM, 1948-1980
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JOHN BONHAM OPEN POST

Yesterday marked the 35th anniversary of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham’s death after drinking countless vodka shots and later choking on his vomit. What a stupid way to end the life of one of rock’s best drummer. If not the best. AWD started playing drums in second grade and Bonzo was my idol. I remember coming home from school during junior high and playing to Led Zep albums for hours […]

SHE'LL BE POTUS BEFORE GOING TO JAIL!
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OPEN POST – WILL HILLARY CLINTON OR LOIS LERNER EVER BE CONVICTED?

AWD says no. Justice never happens in Washington. It’s all political professional wrestling. The Republicans subpoena and stomp their feet during the day and sip toddies with the Democrats when the cameras are off. Look at all the Obama scandals. What has happened? Who has gone to prison? Who has even lost their job? So will Hillary ever see the inside of the hoosegow? Not a chance! I have zero […]

HEF - 120 YEARS OLD, THINKS HE'S CAP'N CRUNCH
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AWD NEEDS THE NAMES OF 20 FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WILL DIE BEFORE AUGUST, 31 2016

AWD rarely needs anyone’s help. Especially help from a bunch of goat-ropin’, right-wing extremists like y’all. But this time is different. There’s money on the line! AWD has entered into a contest with a good many of my compadres to see who can name the most of 20 famous/known people who will bite the big one before August 31, 2016. Each of us has thrown in $40 big ones and […]

BLACK SABBATH - MORE THAN JUST PRETTY FACES
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#BlackSabbathLives MATTER – OPEN POST

AWD saw the #BlackSabbathLivesMatter hashtag the other day on social media and it occurred to me that no one ever stands up for Black Sabbath! And you know what? That sh*t ain’t right! Know what else? I don’t think #BlackSabbath has ever looted and burned down a store in Ferguson, Missouri. Well, maybe they should! Then maybe then somebody would care about #BlackSabbathLivesMatter! However, AWD must report that he remembers […]

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST
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ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

AWD bought hisself a hog a few months ago and am leaving tomorrow with some compadres for Sturgis. This year is the 75th anniversary of the event. I have heard over a million bikes will be there. This is AWD’s first Sturgis event. Outside of my buddies and me, I don’t know a damn person who will be in attendance. I figure I’ll just walk up to the biggest, baddest […]

HOLA! SOY EL JEB Y TE ODIO! (HI, I'M JEB AND I HATE YOU!)
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OPEN POST – HOW DO WE EDUCATE STUPID REPUBLICAN VOTERS?

AWD has seen the enemy and the enemy is…well, there’s a whole hell of a lot of enemies! Openly socialist Dims are certainly enemies to liberty and everything else except socialism. Republican are also enemies to liberty, as they too are Democrats. But the real enemy is neither the Democrat or Republican Parties…it is those Stupid Republican Voters who continually vote for corrupt Republican politicians! Yes, we all know all […]

GINGER BAKER - COULD INVENT THE CURE FOR CANCER IF HE WANTED TO
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DRUMMERS SMARTEST (AND SEXIEST) BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH!

What have I been telling y’all since forever? I mean besides AWD having personal knowledge with most of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders? I told you drummers are smarter than everybody else. And, in AWD’s case, sexiest too! Since you have disputed my word, AWD now presents to you scientific evidence of the fact: The news comes courtesy of Polymic, who have compiled a series of reports from Oxford and Harvard […]

NEIL PEART - GREAT DRUMMER - NOT SO BRIGHT POLITICALLY
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NEIL PEART – RUSH TO STUPID!

AWD is a drummer. Which means I’m really a frustrated guitarist. Neil Peart is one of the greatest drummers on Earth. Which means he is a frustrated intellectual idjit. Yeah, we all thought Neil was smart with all those Ayn Rand-inspired lyrics in the early years. Who can forget the lessons about the evil of absolute government tyranny from the album 2112? Or the Rand-inspired lesson from “The Trees?” Well, […]

CINEMATIC GENIUS AND 'MERICAN HERO - CHUCK NORRIS
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TODAY, I SHALL BE CHUCK NORRIS!

It seems these days everybody wants to be something or someone other than who or what they really are. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn while he awaits getting his wing wang whacked off. NAACP Chapter Chair Rachel Dolezal embraces her inner sistah when she is in fact very much a cracka! Must be her white privilege. Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t identify as a boy or a girl even when she […]

MUSIC AND PATRIOTISM THAT DOESN’T SUCK – CHARLIE DANIELS
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MUSIC AND PATRIOTISM THAT DOESN’T SUCK – CHARLIE DANIELS

AWD has long been a huge fan of Charlie Daniels. What a great American, musician and man! I’m proud to have seen Charlie and the CDB (Charlie Daniels Band) in concert no less than 7 or 8 times. Charlie can play anything with strings on it! But what I love about Charlie Daniels is who and what he is. A self-made man who worked hard and made the most of […]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!
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BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join. […]

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
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AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD is kind of an innovator. I’m going to change saying Happy Mothers Day to just HMD. That way, it will be a secret between us who honor our mothers on Mother’s Day. So HMD, y’all! Oh, hell to the yeah, baybah! And I’m going to make a hashtag for Mother’s Day. Know what it’s going to be? #hmd. I’m an innovator. AWD wishes every mother (not muthas, you goat […]

AWD'S NEW TOY!
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AWD SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO BLUES!

Right now, AWD is sitting by his lonesome at ye olde Casa de Amor so bored I’m tempted to start cleaning. I crap you negative! It’s that bad. Haven’t been to the gym in two days either. But right all I can think about is fitness. Fitness this big-ass 16-inch Wal Mart four meat pizza in my mouth! No, not every day is full of fighting crime and libtard excitement […]

R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS
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R.I.P. PERCY SLEDGE – SING WITH THE ANGELS

We lost another one of the best today. I have no idea how many of you loved this song…but I for one certainly did, and still do. Sledge wrote and recorded this song about his own loss in life. Baton Rouge – Percy Sledge, the soul singer who took “When a Man Loves a Woman” to the top of the charts in 1966, died this morning at his Baton Rouge […]

DREAMING OF HER FIRST DATE WITH AWD!
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IF LOVING ALISON KRAUSS IS WRONG, AWD DOESN’T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

Dear Alison, My name is Miles Long. I’m also known as Angry White Dude. Also, The Big Sexy. I am writing to introduce myself because I believe should meet immediately to see if we are soul mates. I believe we are. When I hear you sing your words of love to me in your songs, I know you are singing just to me. Don’t worry! I’m not a stalker! That […]

RAP MUSIC BE MAKING YOU STUPID! FO SHIZZLE!
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RAP MUSIC BE MAKING YOU STUPID! FO SHIZZLE!

In one of the most unnecessary studies done in the history of mankind, a student at Cal Tech has reported that listening to rap be making you stupid! Day-um! You know you gots that right, dawg! Know what I’m sayin’? That’s like a study reporting that water is wet. Virgil Griffith compiled a list to the 10 most popular songs downloaded at our nation’s universities and compared SAT and ACT […]