Music That Doesn’t Suck

EVERY SOUTHERNER TO YANKEES!

LIBERAL YANKEES LOVE TO VIEW SOUTHERNERS AS BACKWARD RUBES!

Here’s a chart topper from AWD that ran about this time last year. From what I see, nothing has changed. Libtarded Yankees still believe all Southerners are uncultured rednecks. And most Southerners believe all libtarded Yankees are half-a-sissy, moisturizing Metrosexuals (i.e. homosexual in a metro). Only one side is right. And it ain’t the half-a-sissy boys up North. AWD doesn’t watch much television. I’m much too intellectual. Plus, I do[Read More…]

August 13, 1951 – December 16, 2007

MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – DAN FOGELBERG

With all the strife and pressure of daily living, we should remember there are those who bring us sweetness and light. Yesterday marked the 7th anniversary of Dan Fogelberg’s passing from a bout with prostate cancer. Dan will live forever in his beautiful music. AWD has long been a fan of those who have the ability and gift to create beauty. Dan Fogelberg is one whose music never tires me.[Read More…]

CHECK OUT ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S NEW GROOVY, SUPA-SEXY MOBILE SITE!

CHECK OUT ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S NEW GROOVY, SUPA-SEXY MOBILE SITE!

Over half of the traffic at Angry White Dude comes from mobile phones and tablets. That means we get 6 whole page views per day from smart phones and such! So we got that going for us. Which is nice! Some mobile users have written AWD to bitch about how bad the mobile site looked. I agree. It sucked and was very laborious to navigate to get to what one[Read More…]

DOES CUTTING SPENDING MAKE YOU SAD?

REMEMBER WHEN AWD SAID THE REPUBLICANS WOULD SUCK AFTER THE MIDTERMS?

Well, the midterms are over and it’s back to sucking as usual for the wussypants Republicans! Hell, they haven’t even taken control of the Senate and they have already rolled over and quit. No shutdown, funding Obamacare, funding King Hussein’s illegal Executive Order Amnesty, and the House voted a $1.1 trillion CRomnibus. For any of us who pay attention, this is not surprising one little bit! This is what the[Read More…]

Christmas Music That Doesn’t Suck

Christmas Music That Doesn’t Suck

Enjoy.

VOTE FOR ME, Y'ALL!

HILLARY 2016 COUNTRY CAMPAIGN SONG! MUSIC THAT INDEED SUCKS! #hillarycountrysongs

Great googly moogly! Our Lady of Benghazi thinks she can win the blue-collar white male vote in 2016 with a cheesy Trashville country song and video! Hillary would have a better chance of winning that vote for the Dims if she’d let Bubba take the blue-collar dudes to Hooters for wings and to pick up some Hooters waitresses. King Hussein has run off the white vote like an all-you-can-graze Chinese[Read More…]

OK GO - AS IN OK GO GET SOME REAL CLOTHES ON!

GROOVY VIDEOS FROM OK GO FOR YOUR SUNDAY ENJOYMENT

All right, they ain’t Merle. But who is? But when is the last time Merle Haggard got chased around about a thousand umbrella-wielding Japanese still obviously not over that Hiroshima thing? As regular readers know, AWD is an expert on Music That Doesn’t Suck. That being said, the music of OK Go is pretty OK. I guess they could throw in some lyrics about prison, drinking, trains, and mama…but then[Read More…]

THIS?

AWD’S DILEMMA – NEW GUITAR OR NEW AR-10? HELP HIM DECIDE

AWD is facing a big-ass major league decision. I’ve been tossing and turning in bed lately. But that was with some Cowboy cheerleaders. No decision making needed there! What’s been harshing my big, sexy mellow is what to buy….a new Taylor acoustic guitar or a new DPMS AR10? AWD has been saving his shekels over the past month or so to buy a new something. Since my divorce last year,[Read More…]

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

Please beam him up…and out! Hit me with your best shots… Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know! For the heck it because of the title of this post: Music that does suck!

SEMPER FI, HERO!

A BIG ANGRY WHITE DUDE THANK YOU TO ALL VETERANS!

As regular Dudes and Dudettes know, we are huge fans of our soldiers past and present around here. Unlike douchetards at the comm-a-nist Salon Magazine who believe soldiers don’t protect their freedoms. Idjits. We, on the other hand, are smart. Therefore, we are not libtards. Therefore, we fully know that our brave and bad-ass military protects us from foreign threats while the Second Amendment protects us from the domestic bastids.[Read More…]

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

@#&* rockstars! Don’t try to figure them out! They can be hard-headed, testy, emotional, childish, and outright irrational. Sort of like women. Minus the boobs. And you know what they say about women. You can’t live with them, can’t live with them. Yesterday, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin proved himself to be a petulant little girl when he tore up a contract that would pay the band $800 million to[Read More…]

THE GREAT DELBERT!

AWD FEELS LIKE DELBERT MCCLINTON TONIGHT – OPEN POST

AWD is watching the Cowboys kicking the dog snot out of the racist Washington Redskins (who suck huge) with some compadres. Life is good! Tonight, AWD is listening to great American Delbert McClinton and thought y’all should do the same! If you don’t like Delbert, you ain’t sh*t. That’s right, Señor Yankee, you ain’t sh*t! So for some Music That Doesn’t Suck, here are some of my favorite Delberts! Here’s[Read More…]

MIXED NUTS!

MIXED NUTS!

Dudes and dudettes…here’s a mixed bag of nuts for you to chew on. – You’ll understand what I mean below. First up, we’ll go to ‘Captionfest Time‘: In Your Face! – You can read about this here. ‘Video of the Day’: Next we have this story: EGOMANIA! President Obama dealt another blow to red state Democrats on Al Sharpton’s radio show Monday, insisting that despite their political posturing, they “are[Read More…]

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

It’s Saturday in the afternoon. AWD has done his chores and is sitting here finding the essence from within. Exploring caves of the unknown, you might say. Or drunk blogging, you could definitely say. I’m not in the mood to get worked up over politics, metrosexuals, poofters, libtards, or any of that mess. I’m as mellow as Ghandi after a few bongs. AWD has been listening to a lot of[Read More…]

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

Words matter. – Listen below and see what you think: Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Toss in your thoughts… Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

HAMMER OF THE GODS!

SPIN MAG RANKS ALL 87 LED ZEPPELIN SONGS – AWD RANKS SPIN..THEY SUCK!

Spin Magazine has taken it upon their little gay selves to rank all 87 Led Zeppelin songs. Who asked them to? Hell if I know! But I picture some tattooed, metrosexual dickfor sitting back in his little gay skinny jeans trying to think up something witty to say about music they never will understand. They probably have the Tupak and Justin Bieber collections on their iPod. Music like the catalog[Read More…]

MARCIA, I LOVE YOU, TOO!

WHO WAS THE HOTTEST BABE? MARCIA BRADY OR LAURIE PARTRIDGE?

Marcia Brady and Laurie Partridge. Mmmmmmmm! The first time AWD really started noticing girls was when I was but a mere yoot of about 11 or 12. I had not yet realized womerns could be the gigantic pain in the culo as I would find out every day since. AWD didn’t really know all the differences between boys and girls…I just started realizing I wanted a girl real bad about[Read More…]

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

AWD is tired tonight, y’all. Having fun has made a busy man of me lately. For some, fun is a part-time hobby. Since my divorce, fun has become a true vocation for me. And I’m talking FUN! BIG FUN! So I’ve gone to the gym three days in a row to pretend I’m working out while really scoping yoga pants on the young lovelies. I was going to bitch about[Read More…]

HE'S SO GAY!

OBAMA: “PEOPLE TELL ME I’M SO GREAT!” NOT WHAT THEY’RE SAYING!

Imam Hussein spoke at the Black Congressional Caucus Awards dinner last night in Washington. Luckily, a few members of the CBC have been paroled and were able to attend. Oh, AWD! That’s racist! Yeah, unlike a congressional caucus that allows members based on the color of their skin. And criminal aptitude. Oops! There I go again! Racisss cracka! Obama love to read speeches in front of friendly (read: stupid) crowds.[Read More…]

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote ”After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” Aldous Huxley Summer is fading fast. You find yourself tooling down the highway hoping to catch the last rays of the season with the top down on your spiffy new ride; that uber-cool little roadster which your family calls the mid-life-crisis-mobile. Forget the naysayers! They’re just jealous. But, before the flakes fly and[Read More…]