Music That Doesn’t Suck

NICK CAVE IS SERIOUS ABOUT BAD GUITARS!

THE MOST ANNOYING GUITAR PARTS IN SONGS OF ALL TIME – OPEN POST

I’m going to admit it. I ain’t got nothing tonight! Tired of Muslims, libtards, Obama (but I repeat myself), politics and the end of summer! And just about everything else. I was going to do a Music That Doesn’t Suck piece on “The Most Underrated Rock Guitarist In History” but it’s Alex Lifeson of Rush. So there. Big whoop. So I was listening to my vast coruncopia of music tonight[Read More…]

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

The Big Sexy couldn’t stomach watching Hussein tonight. I find myself double flipping off the TV every time that idiot is in front of the camera. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna shoot my LG high def! Funny thing, the Obama posts from my liberal friends on FB ceased long ago. He is the failure I predicted he’d be when he was elected in 2008. Even worse. Whodathunk a[Read More…]

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

1965 Fiesta Red Fender Stratocaster Has it been 60 years already? Has it been 60 years already? Break out the Cristal and pop the cork! Better idea! Grab that bottle of Don Julio 1942 that you’ve had squirreled away and pour yourself a snort. This is an occasion to celebrate. Well, I don’t actually need a landmark anniversary to give me a reason to drink fine beverages, but 2014 marks[Read More…]

MAY 31, 1977 - TAKEN BY AWD'S OWN HAND!

GREATEST GUITAR RIFF OF ALL TIME IS ‘WHOLE LOTTA LOVE?’ SAY WHAT?

Those fuzzy little foreigners in Englandistan have done it this time! BBC Radio ran a poll of “What’s the Greatest Guitar Riff in History?” Hell, the way things are going across the pond, AWD is surprised “The Dance Of The 1000 Imams” wasn’t number one! Here’s what them damn big-toothed Englishters said was the Top 10 Guitar Riffs of All Time. For those who don’t know what a guitar riff[Read More…]

KILL ME NOW!

WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Dammit, I know y’all want red meat posts all the time but sometimes you just got to back off and enjoy life. And what better way to enjoy life than to listen to music that would make Jesus cuss? AWD’s been perusing the news today and it appears Lamar! Alexander will win in Tennessee. Again. Think I’m gonna ralph! And ISIS in the Middle East is killing more people than[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

The Republican primaries are almost over (I think) and conservatives did very well in many state races. In Texas, we kicked RINO bootay! Pencil-neck RINO goober Eric Cantor is off to his million-dollar job on Wall Street where he’ll be lining the pockets of all of his former colleagues in Congress. But, other than him, Tea Party conservatives didn’t knock out too many big RINO names at the federal level.[Read More…]

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

It’s a hotter than hell Texas Sunday afternoon and AWD is out and about laying down rubber in his old Jeep Commando soaking up some rays like a boss! Just got out of the gym perfecting my ripped bod and stopped in a local haunt to enjoy some air conditioning and thought I’d post some goodern’ hell Texas Red Dirt Country I’ve been listening to lately. Because if it’s country[Read More…]

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

William Binney had a lot to say on a radio show the other day and he minced nary a word. He speaks about the IRS and NSA being in cahoots with each other in more ways than one. One has to wonder if the majority of this nation even cares about what he speaks of…including the majority of the mainstream media. Surely we can hope some on the republican side[Read More…]

KILLED BY ALL 5 MOST DANGEROUS GUNS!

ROLLING STONE IS THE 5 MOST STUPID MAGAZINES IN THE WORLD

Angry White Dude studied FBI and rock and roll data combined with mental health records worldwide and discovered Rolling Stone is the 5 most stupid magazines in the world. The other stupid magazines of the world bow down and worship Rolling Stone. Vice President Joe Biden has admitted that looking at pictures in Rolling Stone is his second favorite pastime, second only to licking the windows in his limousine. Yesterday,[Read More…]

GABBA GABBA HEY! RIP TOMMY RAMONE

GABBA GABBA HEY! RIP TOMMY RAMONE

The last living original member of the Ramones has died at age 65. Tommy Ramone passed away this week at age 65. He was battling cancer. Here’s a short video reporting his death: The Ramones, as many of y’all know, were instrumental in the American punk scene in the 70’s. They helped, with bands like Blondie, The Dead Boys, and others, make CBGBs in New York the temple of American[Read More…]

THE GREAT DALE WATSON!

GLUTEN FREE ‘MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK’ – OPEN POST

AWD thought I’d get in on all this gluten free mess that everybody’s yapping about. Only thing is I’m not exactly sure what a gluten is. I was talking to Big Fur Hat about this very thing the other day and we came to the conclusion a gluten is your ass. You know, like in glutenous maximus. AWD has been told his ass is perfect. I heard NASA rocket scientists[Read More…]

Right and Wrong. Do You Know the Difference?

Right and Wrong. Do You Know the Difference?

Joe Jackson – Right and Wrong Big World, 1986 Everyone has a different definition as to what constitutes “Music That Doesn’t Suck”. In my case, there is a long list of criteria. The Requirements…. (some of them, anyway!) Well written (lyrics, melody, arrangement) Infectious “hook” (guitar riff, bass line, or rhythm) Cool chord progressions and structure Fantastic musicianship Great recording Local interest (to me) Simply KICKS ASS!!!! I wanted to[Read More…]

Mr. Peabody and His Wayback Machine – Your First Concert

Mr. Peabody and His Wayback Machine – Your First Concert

Mr. Peabody and Sherman With the Wayback Machine Buckle up boys and girls! We are about to take a trip in Mr. Peabody’s Wayback Machine. If you remember Mr. Peabody and that little goggle-eyed dweeb of an assistant, Sherman with their cartoon time machine, you are old enough to start thinkin’ about cashin’ your first check from that rich uncle ya got in Washington. Where are we goin’, you ask?[Read More…]

IT SUCKETH!

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the Delco speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravan. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan[Read More…]

Homage to the Dude-O-Caster

Homage to the Dude-O-Caster

Dudes and Dudettes…..OK! OK! I’ll fess up. I am the deranged, misguided individual that is responsible for conjuring up the now legendary Dude-O-Caster guitar. The DOC now resides in a climate controlled vault within the compound of the Angry White Dude. The wickedly-cool custom guitar is under 24 hour armed guard. For an added measure of security, a dozen rabid Pit Bulls patrol the perimeter of AWD’s super-secret bunker. A[Read More…]

OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT’S GOING ON WITH PINK FLOYD?

OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT’S GOING ON WITH PINK FLOYD?

AWD just got back from the gym where I went through my usual intense workout of splashing water from the fountain on my face and shirt and walking around looking like I’ve been actually exercising. Let’s face it. Working out just sucks el grande uno! No fun at all! Walking on those treadmills is a boring torture akin to watching The View! And I hate lifting weights because they are[Read More…]

RAY WYLIE - GOODERN' HELL TEXAS MUSIC

AWD FEELS LIKE RAY WYLIE HUBBARD TONIGHT!

OK, I know what y’all are thinking. What does a big, sexy, right-wing extremist like AWD have in common with a hippie, comm-a-nist like Ray Wylie? Well, we’re Texans! Y’all Yankees wouldn’t understand. AWD has been thinking what America needs is more music that doesn’t suck! We have a lot of music lovers on this page and we need to start sharing more good stuff. And tonight, Ray Wylie fits[Read More…]

HAPPY 35TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE QUADROPHENIA, THE MOVIE!

HAPPY 35TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE QUADROPHENIA, THE MOVIE!

AWD knows what y’all are thinking. You’re thinking what the hell is a Quadrophenia? Well, goat ropers, settle down because it’s not a new device you can hang on your AR! And no, it ain’t no 4 Phenias, either! What Quadrophenia is is one of the most underrated albums of all time by one of the greatest bands of all time, The Who. This weekend is the 35th anniversary of[Read More…]

GIVES ME A CHILL!

IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON MOVING TO TEXAS FROM A BLUE STATE, READ THIS!

Remember that song in the sixties that went “if you going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair?” I think that line has been changed to “wear some condoms in your hair.” And remember to take plenty of disinfectant and antibiotics, too. But if you’re considering a move to The Greatest State of Texas, just forget all that flowers and condoms stuff. Unless you’re moving[Read More…]

HEY HEY HEY!

UNC TARHOLE FILLY GETS DJ FIRED FOR PLAYING “BLURRED LINES”

AWD’s grandmother used to say “where there ain’t no fools, there ain’t no fun!” Well, you can extend that “no fun” part to include anywhere where libtarded feminists abide! They just can’t be satisfied if anyone around them is having a little fun. The reason? Because most feminists are miserable because they are mostly lebanese bufforillas and hate straight curvy hot babes and cool hombres out for a few laughs.[Read More…]