Music That Doesn’t Suck

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

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HAMMER OF THE GODS!

SPIN MAG RANKS ALL 87 LED ZEPPELIN SONGS – AWD RANKS SPIN..THEY SUCK!

Spin Magazine has taken it upon their little gay selves to rank all 87 Led Zeppelin songs. Who asked them to? Hell if I know! But I picture some tattooed, metrosexual dickfor sitting back in his little gay skinny jeans trying to think up something witty to say about music they never will understand. They probably have the Tupak and Justin Bieber collections on their iPod. Music like the catalog[Read More…]

MARCIA, I LOVE YOU, TOO!

WHO WAS THE HOTTEST BABE? MARCIA BRADY OR LAURIE PARTRIDGE?

Marcia Brady and Laurie Partridge. Mmmmmmmm! The first time AWD really started noticing girls was when I was but a mere yoot of about 11 or 12. I had not yet realized womerns could be the gigantic pain in the culo as I would find out every day since. AWD didn’t really know all the differences between boys and girls…I just started realizing I wanted a girl real bad about[Read More…]

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

AWD is tired tonight, y’all. Having fun has made a busy man of me lately. For some, fun is a part-time hobby. Since my divorce, fun has become a true vocation for me. And I’m talking FUN! BIG FUN! So I’ve gone to the gym three days in a row to pretend I’m working out while really scoping yoga pants on the young lovelies. I was going to bitch about[Read More…]

HE'S SO GAY!

OBAMA: “PEOPLE TELL ME I’M SO GREAT!” NOT WHAT THEY’RE SAYING!

Imam Hussein spoke at the Black Congressional Caucus Awards dinner last night in Washington. Luckily, a few members of the CBC have been paroled and were able to attend. Oh, AWD! That’s racist! Yeah, unlike a congressional caucus that allows members based on the color of their skin. And criminal aptitude. Oops! There I go again! Racisss cracka! Obama love to read speeches in front of friendly (read: stupid) crowds.[Read More…]

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote ”After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” Aldous Huxley Summer is fading fast. You find yourself tooling down the highway hoping to catch the last rays of the season with the top down on your spiffy new ride; that uber-cool little roadster which your family calls the mid-life-crisis-mobile. Forget the naysayers! They’re just jealous. But, before the flakes fly and[Read More…]

NICK CAVE IS SERIOUS ABOUT BAD GUITARS!

THE MOST ANNOYING GUITAR PARTS IN SONGS OF ALL TIME – OPEN POST

I’m going to admit it. I ain’t got nothing tonight! Tired of Muslims, libtards, Obama (but I repeat myself), politics and the end of summer! And just about everything else. I was going to do a Music That Doesn’t Suck piece on “The Most Underrated Rock Guitarist In History” but it’s Alex Lifeson of Rush. So there. Big whoop. So I was listening to my vast coruncopia of music tonight[Read More…]

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

The Big Sexy couldn’t stomach watching Hussein tonight. I find myself double flipping off the TV every time that idiot is in front of the camera. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna shoot my LG high def! Funny thing, the Obama posts from my liberal friends on FB ceased long ago. He is the failure I predicted he’d be when he was elected in 2008. Even worse. Whodathunk a[Read More…]

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

1965 Fiesta Red Fender Stratocaster Has it been 60 years already? Has it been 60 years already? Break out the Cristal and pop the cork! Better idea! Grab that bottle of Don Julio 1942 that you’ve had squirreled away and pour yourself a snort. This is an occasion to celebrate. Well, I don’t actually need a landmark anniversary to give me a reason to drink fine beverages, but 2014 marks[Read More…]

MAY 31, 1977 - TAKEN BY AWD'S OWN HAND!

GREATEST GUITAR RIFF OF ALL TIME IS ‘WHOLE LOTTA LOVE?’ SAY WHAT?

Those fuzzy little foreigners in Englandistan have done it this time! BBC Radio ran a poll of “What’s the Greatest Guitar Riff in History?” Hell, the way things are going across the pond, AWD is surprised “The Dance Of The 1000 Imams” wasn’t number one! Here’s what them damn big-toothed Englishters said was the Top 10 Guitar Riffs of All Time. For those who don’t know what a guitar riff[Read More…]

KILL ME NOW!

WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Dammit, I know y’all want red meat posts all the time but sometimes you just got to back off and enjoy life. And what better way to enjoy life than to listen to music that would make Jesus cuss? AWD’s been perusing the news today and it appears Lamar! Alexander will win in Tennessee. Again. Think I’m gonna ralph! And ISIS in the Middle East is killing more people than[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

The Republican primaries are almost over (I think) and conservatives did very well in many state races. In Texas, we kicked RINO bootay! Pencil-neck RINO goober Eric Cantor is off to his million-dollar job on Wall Street where he’ll be lining the pockets of all of his former colleagues in Congress. But, other than him, Tea Party conservatives didn’t knock out too many big RINO names at the federal level.[Read More…]

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

It’s a hotter than hell Texas Sunday afternoon and AWD is out and about laying down rubber in his old Jeep Commando soaking up some rays like a boss! Just got out of the gym perfecting my ripped bod and stopped in a local haunt to enjoy some air conditioning and thought I’d post some goodern’ hell Texas Red Dirt Country I’ve been listening to lately. Because if it’s country[Read More…]

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

William Binney had a lot to say on a radio show the other day and he minced nary a word. He speaks about the IRS and NSA being in cahoots with each other in more ways than one. One has to wonder if the majority of this nation even cares about what he speaks of…including the majority of the mainstream media. Surely we can hope some on the republican side[Read More…]

KILLED BY ALL 5 MOST DANGEROUS GUNS!

ROLLING STONE IS THE 5 MOST STUPID MAGAZINES IN THE WORLD

Angry White Dude studied FBI and rock and roll data combined with mental health records worldwide and discovered Rolling Stone is the 5 most stupid magazines in the world. The other stupid magazines of the world bow down and worship Rolling Stone. Vice President Joe Biden has admitted that looking at pictures in Rolling Stone is his second favorite pastime, second only to licking the windows in his limousine. Yesterday,[Read More…]

GABBA GABBA HEY! RIP TOMMY RAMONE

GABBA GABBA HEY! RIP TOMMY RAMONE

The last living original member of the Ramones has died at age 65. Tommy Ramone passed away this week at age 65. He was battling cancer. Here’s a short video reporting his death: The Ramones, as many of y’all know, were instrumental in the American punk scene in the 70’s. They helped, with bands like Blondie, The Dead Boys, and others, make CBGBs in New York the temple of American[Read More…]

THE GREAT DALE WATSON!

GLUTEN FREE ‘MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK’ – OPEN POST

AWD thought I’d get in on all this gluten free mess that everybody’s yapping about. Only thing is I’m not exactly sure what a gluten is. I was talking to Big Fur Hat about this very thing the other day and we came to the conclusion a gluten is your ass. You know, like in glutenous maximus. AWD has been told his ass is perfect. I heard NASA rocket scientists[Read More…]

Right and Wrong. Do You Know the Difference?

Right and Wrong. Do You Know the Difference?

Joe Jackson – Right and Wrong Big World, 1986 Everyone has a different definition as to what constitutes “Music That Doesn’t Suck”. In my case, there is a long list of criteria. The Requirements…. (some of them, anyway!) Well written (lyrics, melody, arrangement) Infectious “hook” (guitar riff, bass line, or rhythm) Cool chord progressions and structure Fantastic musicianship Great recording Local interest (to me) Simply KICKS ASS!!!! I wanted to[Read More…]

Mr. Peabody and His Wayback Machine – Your First Concert

Mr. Peabody and His Wayback Machine – Your First Concert

Mr. Peabody and Sherman With the Wayback Machine Buckle up boys and girls! We are about to take a trip in Mr. Peabody’s Wayback Machine. If you remember Mr. Peabody and that little goggle-eyed dweeb of an assistant, Sherman with their cartoon time machine, you are old enough to start thinkin’ about cashin’ your first check from that rich uncle ya got in Washington. Where are we goin’, you ask?[Read More…]

IT SUCKETH!

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the Delco speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravan. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan[Read More…]