Music That Doesn’t Suck

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

CAPTIONFEST TIME: HE’S GOTTA BE A MAO, MAO MAN…

Please beam him up…and out! Hit me with your best shots… Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know! For the heck it because of the title of this post: Music that does suck!

SEMPER FI, HERO!

A BIG ANGRY WHITE DUDE THANK YOU TO ALL VETERANS!

As regular Dudes and Dudettes know, we are huge fans of our soldiers past and present around here. Unlike douchetards at the comm-a-nist Salon Magazine who believe soldiers don’t protect their freedoms. Idjits. We, on the other hand, are smart. Therefore, we are not libtards. Therefore, we fully know that our brave and bad-ass military protects us from foreign threats while the Second Amendment protects us from the domestic bastids.[Read More…]

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

HEY ROBERT PLANT! IS YOU IGNORANT? REUNITE LED ZEPPELIN, DAMMIT!

@#&* rockstars! Don’t try to figure them out! They can be hard-headed, testy, emotional, childish, and outright irrational. Sort of like women. Minus the boobs. And you know what they say about women. You can’t live with them, can’t live with them. Yesterday, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin proved himself to be a petulant little girl when he tore up a contract that would pay the band $800 million to[Read More…]

THE GREAT DELBERT!

AWD FEELS LIKE DELBERT MCCLINTON TONIGHT – OPEN POST

AWD is watching the Cowboys kicking the dog snot out of the racist Washington Redskins (who suck huge) with some compadres. Life is good! Tonight, AWD is listening to great American bert McClinton and thought y’all should do the same! If you don’t like bert, you ain’t sh*t. That’s right, Señor Yankee, you ain’t sh*t! So for some Music That Doesn’t Suck, here are some of my favorite berts! Here’s[Read More…]

MIXED NUTS!

MIXED NUTS!

Dudes and dudettes…here’s a mixed bag of nuts for you to chew on. – You’ll understand what I mean below. First up, we’ll go to ‘Captionfest Time‘: In Your Face! – You can read about this here. ‘Video of the Day’: Next we have this story: EGOMANIA! President Obama dealt another blow to red state Democrats on Al Sharpton’s radio show Monday, insisting that despite their political posturing, they “are[Read More…]

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

AWD FEELS LIKE LUCINDA WILLIAMS TONIGHT

It’s Saturday in the afternoon. AWD has done his chores and is sitting here finding the essence from within. Exploring caves of the unknown, you might say. Or drunk blogging, you could definitely say. I’m not in the mood to get worked up over politics, metrosexuals, poofters, libtards, or any of that mess. I’m as mellow as Ghandi after a few bongs. AWD has been listening to a lot of[Read More…]

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

“AN AMERICAN WITH A REMINGTON”

Words matter. – Listen below and see what you think: Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Toss in your thoughts… Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

HAMMER OF THE GODS!

SPIN MAG RANKS ALL 87 LED ZEPPELIN SONGS – AWD RANKS SPIN..THEY SUCK!

Spin Magazine has taken it upon their little gay selves to rank all 87 Led Zeppelin songs. Who asked them to? Hell if I know! But I picture some tattooed, metrosexual dickfor sitting back in his little gay skinny jeans trying to think up something witty to say about music they never will understand. They probably have the Tupak and Justin Bieber collections on their iPod. Music like the catalog[Read More…]

MARCIA, I LOVE YOU, TOO!

WHO WAS THE HOTTEST BABE? MARCIA BRADY OR LAURIE PARTRIDGE?

Marcia Brady and Laurie Partridge. Mmmmmmmm! The first time AWD really started noticing girls was when I was but a mere yoot of about 11 or 12. I had not yet realized womerns could be the gigantic pain in the culo as I would find out every day since. AWD didn’t really know all the differences between boys and girls…I just started realizing I wanted a girl real bad about[Read More…]

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

STEVEN TYLER – DUDE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DRUNK, LESBIAN LADY

AWD is tired tonight, y’all. Having fun has made a busy man of me lately. For some, fun is a part-time hobby. Since my divorce, fun has become a true vocation for me. And I’m talking FUN! BIG FUN! So I’ve gone to the gym three days in a row to pretend I’m working out while really scoping yoga pants on the young lies. I was going to bitch about[Read More…]

HE'S SO GAY!

OBAMA: “PEOPLE TELL ME I’M SO GREAT!” NOT WHAT THEY’RE SAYING!

Imam Hussein spe at the Black Congressional Caucus Awards dinner last night in Washington. Luckily, a few members of the CBC have been paroled and were able to attend. Oh, AWD! That’s racist! Yeah, unlike a congressional caucus that allows members based on the color of their skin. And criminal aptitude. Oops! There I go again! Racisss cracka! Obama to read speeches in front of friendly (read: stupid) crowds.[Read More…]

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote

Songs You Wish You Wrote ”After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” Aldous Huxley Summer is fading fast. You find yourself tooling down the highway hoping to catch the last rays of the season with the top down on your spiffy new ride; that uber-cool little roadster which your family calls the mid-life-crisis-mobile. Forget the naysayers! They’re just jealous. But, before the flakes fly and[Read More…]

NICK CAVE IS SERIOUS ABOUT BAD GUITARS!

THE MOST ANNOYING GUITAR PARTS IN SONGS OF ALL TIME – OPEN POST

I’m going to admit it. I ain’t got nothing tonight! Tired of Muslims, libtards, Obama (but I repeat myself), politics and the end of summer! And just about everything else. I was going to do a Music That Doesn’t Suck piece on “The Most Underrated Rock Guitarist In History” but it’s Alex Lifeson of Rush. So there. Big whoop. So I was listening to my vast coruncopia of music tonight[Read More…]

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

WHAT SONG BEST DEPICTS OBAMA? OPEN POST

The Big Sexy couldn’t stomach watching Hussein tonight. I find myself double flipping off the TV every time that idiot is in front of the camera. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna shoot my LG high def! Funny thing, the Obama posts from my liberal friends on FB ceased long ago. He is the failure I predicted he’d be when he was elected in 2008. Even worse. Whodathunk a[Read More…]

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

60th Anniversary of the Stratocaster

1965 Fiesta Red Fender Stratocaster Has it been 60 years already? Has it been 60 years already? Break out the Cristal and pop the cork! Better idea! Grab that bottle of Don Julio 1942 that you’ve had squirreled away and pour yourself a snort. This is an occasion to celebrate. Well, I don’t actually need a landmark anniversary to give me a reason to drink fine beverages, but 2014 marks[Read More…]

MAY 31, 1977 - TAKEN BY AWD'S OWN HAND!

GREATEST GUITAR RIFF OF ALL TIME IS ‘WHOLE LOTTA LOVE?’ SAY WHAT?

Those fuzzy little foreigners in Englandistan have done it this time! BBC Radio ran a poll of “What’s the Greatest Guitar Riff in History?” Hell, the way things are going across the pond, AWD is surprised “The Dance Of The 1000 Imams” wasn’t number one! Here’s what them damn big-toothed Englishters said was the Top 10 Guitar Riffs of All Time. For those who don’t know what a guitar riff[Read More…]

KILL ME NOW!

WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Dammit, I know y’all want red meat posts all the time but sometimes you just got to back off and enjoy life. And what better way to enjoy life than to listen to music that would make Jesus cuss? AWD’s been perusing the news today and it appears Lamar! Alexander will win in Tennessee. Again. Think I’m gonna ralph! And ISIS in the Middle East is killing people than[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN POST-PRIMARY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

The Republican primaries are almost over (I think) and conservatives did very well in many state races. In Texas, we kicked RINO bootay! Pencil-neck RINO goober Eric Cantor is off to his million-dollar job on Wall Street where he’ll be lining the s of all of his former colleagues in Congress. But, other than him, Tea Party conservatives didn’t knock out too many big RINO names at the federal level.[Read More…]

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

SUNDAY AFTERNOON TEXAS HONKY TONK MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK!

It’s a hotter than hell Texas Sunday afternoon and AWD is out and about laying down rubber in his old Jeep Commando soaking up some rays like a boss! Just got out of the gym perfecting my ripped bod and stopped in a local haunt to enjoy some air conditioning and thought I’d post some goodern’ hell Texas Red Dirt Country I’ve been listening to lately. Because if it’s country[Read More…]

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

THE TIES THAT BIND: MEET ‘WHISTLEBLOWER’ WILLIAM BINNEY!

William Binney had a lot to say on a radio show the other day and he minced nary a word. He speaks about the IRS and NSA being in cahoots with each other in ways than one. One has to wonder if the majority of this nation even cares about what he speaks of…including the majority of the mainstream media. Surely we can hope some on the republican side[Read More…]