Our friends at Anthem Studios, makers of AWD’s supa-sexy apparel, asked the Big Sexy to let everyone know that the ‘Breitbart Is Here’ posters are on sale this week. The posters are made of high-quality paper and suitable for posting on the front door of your libtarded neighbor or co-worker! AWD is a proud owner of the poster and can vouch for the quality. And its ability to piss off […]
Original Angry White Art
AWD: “Y’all, I’m so tired of writing about politics I could just spit on something!”
“What the @*!$ are you doing to our tree?” shouted an angry white dude in the front of the pack. The boy set down the chainsaw and snickered. “I’m making things fair,” he said snidely. “And just who do you think you are, you fat, ugly, flyover-country hicks?”
When we had last left our hero, Captain Libtard, he had rid the evil, oppressive oak tree of its apples (yes—it’s an apple-producing oak tree, effing GA Steve!), of its limbs, and of its roots. And now…
The boy scowled. “It’s your roots! They’re spread so far and deep and wide that you dominate the land! And, because you’re such a fat, lazy, stupid, ignorant, water-guzzling, tree-oppressing, environment-killing redneck, you suck up all the water and don’t leave any else for any of the other trees!”
Behold, a recently-found lost manuscript containing what is perhaps the first draft of Shell Silverstein’s genius, “The Giving Tree.” Note that the opening pages of the book are identical to the published copy, but the latter sections diverge significantly. The point of divergence is marked in line with the text.