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GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!
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GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!

If you’re a rock guitar picker and worth your salt, you are playing some Chuck Berry riffs. If you’re a rapper, you’re cussing in a microphone and better stop reading here and kill yourself. Chuck Berry passed away yesterday at the age of 90. To go along with his impeccable guitar skills, Chuck was also a master showman. AWD is traveling today and having a difficult time embedding some of […]

VENEZUELA: BAKERIES INVOLVED IN ‘ECONOMIC WAR’ AGAINST GOV’T
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VENEZUELA: BAKERIES INVOLVED IN ‘ECONOMIC WAR’ AGAINST GOV’T

Whatever you do, don’t get caught with an unregistered croissant in Caracas! And even worse, don’t ever get apprehended in the baking of a cupcake or other horrible instrument of yanqui imperialism! The Miami Herald reports: Facing a bread shortage that is spawning massive lines and souring the national mood, the Venezuelan government is responding this week by detaining bakers and seizing establishments. In a press release, the National Superintendent […]

TONY ROMO – EXPERIENCED QUARTERBACK AVAILABLE FOR NFL TEAM THAT WANTS TO SUCK
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TONY ROMO – EXPERIENCED QUARTERBACK AVAILABLE FOR NFL TEAM THAT WANTS TO SUCK

The Dallas Cowboys finally did what should have been done decades ago. They released Tony Romo. Romo is to the NFL what Paul Ryan is to the Republican Party. A whole lot of awful. The Cowboys should have also released owner Jerry Jones. He too suckos el grande uno and is complicit along with Romo in the sucking of the Cowboys. But since Jones is the owner of the Cowboys, […]

DON’T DO A THING TO OBAMACARE – LET IT COLLAPSE!
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DON’T DO A THING TO OBAMACARE – LET IT COLLAPSE!

Americans need to learn the lesson AWD taught his children: PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES Electing Barack Hussein Obama twice was one of the most stupid acts committed in American history. And America is and should pay the price. We must learn that actions have consequences. Elections have consequences. And ObamaCare and its disastrous results should be allowed to take place without interference from the stupid Republican elite. Let […]

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK
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AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals! But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region. OK, back again. So AWD thought […]

WHEN DO I GET TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND WEAR A VAGINA ON MY HEAD?
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WHEN DO I GET TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND WEAR A VAGINA ON MY HEAD?

Let me tell y’all one damn thang. These damn women’s marches are beginning to harsh my @#&*! mellow! I’m sick of trudging my ass off to work while ugly lebanese feminists get to take the day off protesting…ummmm…well…oh yeah!…the rights they haven’t lost! Worse yet, the last women’s march was organized by some Muslim terrorist (redundancy alert) filly wearing one of those damn woman Muslim terrorist diapers on her damn […]

PAUL RYAN HAS BECOME MY PAUL WELLSTONE!
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PAUL RYAN HAS BECOME MY PAUL WELLSTONE!

A couple of decades or so ago, AWD lived in the Land of 10,000 Taxes for a few years. Minnesota. Uff da. Nice enough people but they were mainly a bunch of square-headed Swedes and politically correct socialists. Not a burgh for ye olde AWD fo sho! It’s fair to say I was a walleye out of water. One thing that was nice in Minnesota was Senator Paul Wellstone. He […]

STICK MAN WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!
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STICK MAN WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

The little middle-class Bolsheviks at Berkeley should be glad it wasn’t ’12 Gauge Man.’ How long do they believe Trump supporters will allow themselves to be pummeled at the hands of these little comm-a-nist bastids? These attacks seem to happen a lot in California. Texas? Not so much. Not surprisingly, the leftist terrorists attacked last weekend’s Spirit Of America rally showing support for President Trump in Berkeley. I must admit, […]

RANDOM HOUSE TO LOSE THEIR BUTTS ON OBAMA MEMOIRS!
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RANDOM HOUSE TO LOSE THEIR BUTTS ON OBAMA MEMOIRS!

Publishing company Random House is prepared to pay Imam Obama and his beard $60 million for their memoirs. I crap you negative. Who do they think will buy this sh*t? Certainly not the tens of millions who voted for Trump. And certainly not the fans of Obama. Most of them cannot read. Let me save you the $40 or so it will cost to read what Bill Ayres writes for […]

TRUMP SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT DEMOCRATS – HE MUST DEFEAT REPUBLICANS!
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TRUMP SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT DEMOCRATS – HE MUST DEFEAT REPUBLICANS!

Stick a cigar in the Democrats. They’re done! It’s hard to believe The Party of Evil has out-stupided the Party of Stupid. But they have and now all they can do is whine, protest, and call for pie-in-the-sky impeachments based on invented scandals. The Dims actually died a long time ago. Once George Soros took over the Party, the Democrats were pining for the fjords. Their warm embrace of everything […]

SAD STATE OF THE UNION – OPEN POST
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SAD STATE OF THE UNION – OPEN POST

If anyone still reads this page, let’s have an open post tonight for the President’s State of the Nation speech. Both of us. The Dims are rumored to have a few tricks up their sleeves. Maybe they’ll walk out of the speech en masse. Maybe they’ll attack the Republicans with sticks and knives. Maybe they’ll show decorum and sit silently throughout the speech. Naaaaaahhhh! Rumor has it Trump is dealin’ […]

FEELS ZE GOOD, HANS?
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GERMANY – ICH BIN EIN A COUNTRY FULL OF IDIOTS!

Germans. I have to laugh. Pasty Eurotrash beta-males dressed in black with little granny glasses listening to music that sucks who believe they have any relevance. Hey Hans and Franz, keep waving those “Welcome Refugees” sign while savage Muslim imports living on welfare rape your women and destroy your country. Pitiful. Just pitiful. In the German Karneval parades, Germans are having a big old laughtag (the only German I speak) […]

PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’
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PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’

Oh, I’m so damn mad I’m about to blow up and bust just like Elvis did! If I hear one more damn Hallelujah from one more damn singer, believe me, there’ll be more hell than a little bit! Try me! I guess it was discovered by the world because of the movie Shrek. I remember watching Shrek and, when hearing Hallelujah, said, “Hey! That’s a Leonard Cohen song!” Of course, […]

ONCE YOU KILL ISIS, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE SAVAGES THAT REPLACE ISIS?
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ONCE YOU KILL ISIS, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE SAVAGES THAT REPLACE ISIS?

AWD has been watching President Trump talk of destroying ISIS and I am not a happy infidel. Everyone seems so eager to send American troops and money to fight ISIS. Wasn’t Trump the guy to get us out of permanent, unwinnable, expensive wars? My question has always been this: ONCE YOU KILL THE SAVAGES OF ISIS, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE MUSLIM SAVAGES THAT REPLACE ISIS? Has no one […]

STARBUCKS CEO PLAYS STUPID GAMES, WINS STUPID PRIZES
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STARBUCKS CEO PLAYS STUPID GAMES, WINS STUPID PRIZES

Business rule Number 2: Don’t piss off the customer. Business Rule Number 2: Don’t hire an leftist idiot to be your CEO. Starbucks: FAILED! Leftist idiots only comprise a small percentage of the American population. Why alienate the majority of your customers? AWD didn’t attend some Ivy League bidness school like so many corporate CEO’s and Washington insiders. No, I can balance a checkbook. And I can also not hurt […]

LEFTIST VERSION OF TEA PARTY IS PURE ASTROTURF!
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LEFTIST VERSION OF TEA PARTY IS PURE ASTROTURF!

After ridiculing the patriotic men and women who make up the Tea Party movement since its inception, leftists are now bragging they are following the original Tea Party in opposing President Trump and Republican elected officials. This is nothing but pure Bull Dukakis. Loud crowds of young and old lefties are filling Town Hall meetings and screaming at their Congressmen. Like usual, all that results is large amounts of volume. […]

GOOGLE WILL NOW FILTER THE INTERNET FOR ‘HATE SPEECH’
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GOOGLE WILL NOW FILTER THE INTERNET FOR ‘HATE SPEECH’

I hate Google! Oops! Better retract that or Google will strike all AWD DNA from the inter web net. Google now is putting into operation a program that detects ‘hate speech.’ Whatever that is. My guess is it is anything written from the hand or spoken from the mouth of anyone to the right of Vladimir Lenin. Something tells me Black Lives Matter calling for killing crackas will be considered […]

AWD GOES FROM STEVE AUSTIN SERVER TO $6 MILLION MAN SERVER!
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AWD GOES FROM STEVE AUSTIN SERVER TO $6 MILLION MAN SERVER!

We can rebuild it. We can make it better. Faster. Sexier. At least not as slow as congealed snot as this page has been for the past several months. AWD made the decision to move to a real server after several months of hosting the page with Ted’s Server Emporium operating out of U-Haul Storage Unit 2C in Waxahachie, Texas. Let me just say this. You suck, Ted! And Waxahachie […]

ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!
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ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!

Everybody knows those little fuzzy foreigners over in Europistan are strange cats. What freaky deaky sex-ule sh*t California and Nueva Jork don’t come up with, you can bet one of those Pierres in France or Ians in England will! The latest thang over in England, other than being gang-raped by ‘refugees’ from Pok-eee-stahn is to freeze your balls with vaporized liquid nitrogen to enhance your flippy floppy experience. Since this […]

WHY ANGRY WHITE DUDE DOESN’T ATTEND CPAC
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WHY ANGRY WHITE DUDE DOESN’T ATTEND CPAC

Today, Milo Yionnopolous was uninvited to speak at this year’s CPAC after an interview is said to show his support of pedophilia. Milo vehemently defended his opposition to the vile sickness but it was enough for the Muslim Brotherhood CPAC to uninvited him. He also lost his book contract with Simon & Schuster. AWD is not a fan of CPAC and am reposting a piece explaining why from a year […]