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YIKES! TRUMP ATTACKS SYRIA! WHY??
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YIKES! TRUMP ATTACKS SYRIA! WHY??

What the @#&*? What the hell is Trump doing??? Does he want WWIII? America has launched 59 Tomahawk missiles against Syria! I thought Trump was going to get us out of stupid wars! It appears he’s allowed his neocon Generals to talk him into WWIII! This attack is in retaliation of Syria’s President Assad using chemical weapons against civilians. It’s doubtful Assad used chemical weapons. More likely, it is the […]

MARRIAGE IS ON THE WAY OUT!
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MARRIAGE IS ON THE WAY OUT!

The comm-a-nist Bloomberg posted an article today titled Young Americans Are Killing Marriage. The article says: In 1980, two-thirds of 25- to 34-year-olds were already married. One in eight had already been married and divorced. In 2015, just two in five millennials were married, and only 7 percent had been divorced. There’s a simple reason for why marriage is biting the big one in America. Young men have seen the […]

LORD, PLEASE CONDEMN THE UNC TARHEELS TO THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL!
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LORD, PLEASE CONDEMN THE UNC TARHEELS TO THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL!

Dear Lord, I know, I know…it’s been a while since we spoke. I know! And I guess I have a little blame to take about that. But so do you. Listen, you forgive me and I’ll forgive you too! Look, I know I’m probably not one of your faves down here. I ain’t much of a churchy guy and since my last divorce I’ve had the morals of a drunk […]

SUSAN RICE DOING SOMETHING WRONG? WHY, I WON’T BELIEVE IT!
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SUSAN RICE DOING SOMETHING WRONG? WHY, I WON’T BELIEVE IT!

Susan Rice, the most ethical member of the Obama administration has been accused of illegally accessing intelligence reports on Trump transition team members. What?! Next you’ll be telling me the Secretary of State has an unsecured server with classified information hidden in her closet! Or her husband has a penchant for unsmoked cigars and young interns. Well, I won’t believe it! I won’t, I tell you! Why, wasn’t it Susan […]

THINK THE REPUBLICANS WILL USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION ON GORSUCH? ME NEITHER!
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THINK THE REPUBLICANS WILL USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION ON GORSUCH? ME NEITHER!

Oh, they love to talk tough. But when have the Republicans ever failed to disappoint? Well, get ready for more disappointment from the men with balls the size of BB’s. The vote on Supreme Court nominee Gorsuch is this week. Senate Chief Wussypant Mitch McConnell said: “We’re going to get Judge Gorsuch confirmed this week.” Oh really? The Republicans have 52 seats in the Senate. And that includes numerous Democrats […]

HI, AWD HERE, I CAN’T WORK TODAY BECAUSE I GOT MY PERIOD
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HI, AWD HERE, I CAN’T WORK TODAY BECAUSE I GOT MY PERIOD

I wish these damn liberals would make up their minds! Is there zero difference between men and women or not? Or is there not any difference between men with penises who believe they’re women or women with tingly parts who want to pretend they have a big ol’ man thing? It’s so damn confusing keeping up with all this sh*t, AWD has about worked himself into a little ol’ tizzy! […]

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, VOL II
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AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, VOL II

Well, when there’s nothing to write about, there’s everything to write about. Welcome to AWD’s new post where he reads the headlines from blogs that post new material more than something every week or so (ahem) and expresses his opinions on each. Very stimulating to say the least. Well, at least better than the Home Shopping Network on Ear Bob Monday. Tonight, AWD will go over to our friends at […]

OF COURSE OBAMA SPIED ON TRUMP! DON’T BE STUPID!
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OF COURSE OBAMA SPIED ON TRUMP! DON’T BE STUPID!

If there’s one damn thang we learned over the past couple of years with the Wikileaks info releases, it’s that our government is one corrupt cluster you-know-what! Imam Hussein had to apologize to world leaders after Wiki releases revealed the CIA had tapped their phones, their computers, their xBoxes, and even their smart refrigerators. It’s reported Obama got his little jollies turning up the temperature on Merkel’s LG so the […]

BABY, KEEP YOUR GREASY LITTLE FINGERS OFF MY SCREEN!
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BABY, KEEP YOUR GREASY LITTLE FINGERS OFF MY SCREEN!

This is a public post but it pointed directly at my little filly. Baby, you know I loves ya! I loves ya more than Oprah loves a Twinkie. I worship you like a French cathedral. Especially your supa-fine bootay. So please take this post in the spirit of love in which it is intended. KEEP YOUR @#&* @#*& @#&^ING GREASY LITTLE NASTY FINGERS OFF MY @#*& COMPUTER SCREEN! I don’t […]

HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS
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HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS

It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she’s been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillary is announcing…TADA!…she’s coming out of the closet…err…woods. Actually, everyone has known Hillary is a lebanese now for decades. Allah only knows what she does in the woods! Somebody call PETA! Sporting her new ‘Brian Jones of […]

GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!
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GOODBYE, CHUCK BERRY!

If you’re a rock guitar picker and worth your salt, you are playing some Chuck Berry riffs. If you’re a rapper, you’re cussing in a microphone and better stop reading here and kill yourself. Chuck Berry passed away yesterday at the age of 90. To go along with his impeccable guitar skills, Chuck was also a master showman. AWD is traveling today and having a difficult time embedding some of […]

VENEZUELA: BAKERIES INVOLVED IN ‘ECONOMIC WAR’ AGAINST GOV’T
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VENEZUELA: BAKERIES INVOLVED IN ‘ECONOMIC WAR’ AGAINST GOV’T

Whatever you do, don’t get caught with an unregistered croissant in Caracas! And even worse, don’t ever get apprehended in the baking of a cupcake or other horrible instrument of yanqui imperialism! The Miami Herald reports: Facing a bread shortage that is spawning massive lines and souring the national mood, the Venezuelan government is responding this week by detaining bakers and seizing establishments. In a press release, the National Superintendent […]

TONY ROMO – EXPERIENCED QUARTERBACK AVAILABLE FOR NFL TEAM THAT WANTS TO SUCK
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TONY ROMO – EXPERIENCED QUARTERBACK AVAILABLE FOR NFL TEAM THAT WANTS TO SUCK

The Dallas Cowboys finally did what should have been done decades ago. They released Tony Romo. Romo is to the NFL what Paul Ryan is to the Republican Party. A whole lot of awful. The Cowboys should have also released owner Jerry Jones. He too suckos el grande uno and is complicit along with Romo in the sucking of the Cowboys. But since Jones is the owner of the Cowboys, […]

DON’T DO A THING TO OBAMACARE – LET IT COLLAPSE!
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DON’T DO A THING TO OBAMACARE – LET IT COLLAPSE!

Americans need to learn the lesson AWD taught his children: PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES Electing Barack Hussein Obama twice was one of the most stupid acts committed in American history. And America is and should pay the price. We must learn that actions have consequences. Elections have consequences. And ObamaCare and its disastrous results should be allowed to take place without interference from the stupid Republican elite. Let […]

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK
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AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals! But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region. OK, back again. So AWD thought […]

WHEN DO I GET TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND WEAR A VAGINA ON MY HEAD?
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WHEN DO I GET TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND WEAR A VAGINA ON MY HEAD?

Let me tell y’all one damn thang. These damn women’s marches are beginning to harsh my @#&*! mellow! I’m sick of trudging my ass off to work while ugly lebanese feminists get to take the day off protesting…ummmm…well…oh yeah!…the rights they haven’t lost! Worse yet, the last women’s march was organized by some Muslim terrorist (redundancy alert) filly wearing one of those damn woman Muslim terrorist diapers on her damn […]

PAUL RYAN HAS BECOME MY PAUL WELLSTONE!
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PAUL RYAN HAS BECOME MY PAUL WELLSTONE!

A couple of decades or so ago, AWD lived in the Land of 10,000 Taxes for a few years. Minnesota. Uff da. Nice enough people but they were mainly a bunch of square-headed Swedes and politically correct socialists. Not a burgh for ye olde AWD fo sho! It’s fair to say I was a walleye out of water. One thing that was nice in Minnesota was Senator Paul Wellstone. He […]

STICK MAN WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!
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STICK MAN WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

The little middle-class Bolsheviks at Berkeley should be glad it wasn’t ’12 Gauge Man.’ How long do they believe Trump supporters will allow themselves to be pummeled at the hands of these little comm-a-nist bastids? These attacks seem to happen a lot in California. Texas? Not so much. Not surprisingly, the leftist terrorists attacked last weekend’s Spirit Of America rally showing support for President Trump in Berkeley. I must admit, […]

RANDOM HOUSE TO LOSE THEIR BUTTS ON OBAMA MEMOIRS!
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RANDOM HOUSE TO LOSE THEIR BUTTS ON OBAMA MEMOIRS!

Publishing company Random House is prepared to pay Imam Obama and his beard $60 million for their memoirs. I crap you negative. Who do they think will buy this sh*t? Certainly not the tens of millions who voted for Trump. And certainly not the fans of Obama. Most of them cannot read. Let me save you the $40 or so it will cost to read what Bill Ayres writes for […]

TRUMP SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT DEMOCRATS – HE MUST DEFEAT REPUBLICANS!
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TRUMP SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT DEMOCRATS – HE MUST DEFEAT REPUBLICANS!

Stick a cigar in the Democrats. They’re done! It’s hard to believe The Party of Evil has out-stupided the Party of Stupid. But they have and now all they can do is whine, protest, and call for pie-in-the-sky impeachments based on invented scandals. The Dims actually died a long time ago. Once George Soros took over the Party, the Democrats were pining for the fjords. Their warm embrace of everything […]