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CONTRIBUTE TO WIN CHANCE TO DINE PERSONALLY WITH ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME

Saw this over at iotwReport.com. Some Maryland cat named Ian Hawes has made over $1 cash American by selling off the chance to have dinner with Donald Trump. Sounds fair enough. However, it’s a scam. This Hawes guy isn’t affiliated with Trump or his campaign! The fine print says you’ll only get two tickets to a Donald Trump event. Something you could do on your own by donating directly to Trump!

So far over 21,000 idjits have donated money to dinnerwithtrump.org. They should have donated to imaretard.org. Same results.

And Ian doesn’t sound like a dude from Maryland. Ian sounds like an Englishter. And Englishters can never be trusted. Next thing you know, this Ian will have a website called lowerteataxes.org.

Here’s the deal. There are so many scam organizations scamming people out of their money out there it’s hard to keep track of them. Lots of the so-called Tea Party groups are nothing but guys who have had nothing to do with anything Tea Party related except make a ton of money exploiting it. Most of the money contributed to these groups goes to “administrative costs,” meaning salaries of those who own the organization or url. You get email asking for $$ from a whole hell of a lot of these scammers.

AWD recommends giving money directly to the candidate of your choice through their official website or organization and no one else. Otherwise, you’re going to be cheated out of your money. And NEVER, EVER give money directly to the Republican Party.

That being said, AWD is announcing a chance to have dinner with the Big Sexy for anyone contributing $5 to the non-scam Dine With AWD. The winner will meet AWD at a fancy restaurant of AWD’s choosing and you’ll be enthralled with AWD’s unending opinions on guns, flashlights, Yankees, libtards, scumbag politicians, and guns. You won’t be allowed to speak under rules of the event but why would you when you’ll be in the presence of and dining with AWD? Oh, you’ll pick up the tab, of course. It’s only fair.

Should a curvy babe win the Dine With AWD contest (and believe me, she will!), she may will be invited back to AWD’s Casa de Amor for more discussions concerning how AWD will reel in the biscuit with her once the door is closed. Oh, and how said curvy babe will get her ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie after the mind-blowing floppy floppy with the Big Sexy (I give it two, three minutes tops) is completed. And that laundry isn’t going to wash and fold itself, love.

So go to the comm-a-nist Paypal and send in your $5 to angrywhitedude@gmail.com for a chance to win. You just might end up sitting across the table and learning at the feet of the master, AWD. If you’re a good looking babydoll, you just might get yourself some lovin’, pie, practice at folding laundry and an Uber ride home. You’ll pay for the Uber, of course. Hell, at least you’ll get a real chance to win this one unlike the Eat With Trump scam!

This is not a scam! Well, sort of.

Hell, AWD will even donate a portion of the proceeds to BeatCankles.org. As far as you know.

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6 Comments

  1. Uuuhhmmmm, ewwwww. Dude, I seriously would rather win an allnighter with Leslie Jones, sorry bro.

  2. Muhuhuhuwahahahah!!!

  3. Disgusted Caucasian

    That reminds me…I need to send a Franklin over to Trump again. The GOP doesn’t send me requests for $$$$ anymore. They must not like the editing on them when they get them back.

  4. Quartierleblanc

    I can vouch for the experience. Still doing the motorcycle trip for Labor Day?

  5. maybe a few comments to lighten up the day…………

    ANDY ROONEY ON SEX!

    1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose.

    2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

    3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

    4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”

    5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and
    ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

    6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

    7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

    8. Virginity can be cured.

    9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.

    10. Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

    12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

    13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss?
    Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

    14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

    15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
    Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.

    16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.

    17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!

    Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor!

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