Oh, the schadenfreude we Tea Party conservatives are enjoying watching Donald Trump kick the dog snot out of Establishment Chico, El Jeb Bush!
Look hard at this photo.
I once heard someone say “never trust any man who has never been in a fight.” Is this the face of a fighter? No, it’s someone who Big Fur Hat over at iotwReport says has a “punchable face.” Donald Trump must agree because he has been kicking El Jeb’s soft, fleshy ass all over America. And enjoying it!
Here’s Trump’s latest El Jeb ass-kicking ad:
El Jeb thought he’d come in with his Establishment hundreds of millions and the Republican conservative base would roll over for him because he’s better than Hillary, right? No, he’s the same as Hillary! Hell, he’s worse! At least Hillary has the balls (literally) to call herself a Democrat! And we’re pretty damn sick of the Bush bunch! Heard and have seen it all before!
El Jeb’s half-ass attempt to remain relevant is failing faster than Michael Moore’s new years resolution to see his feet before he dies. This is a great lesson for the Republican Establishment. Piss on the boots of the base and you will surely lose the base! And you have pissed on too many boots for too many election cycles. What was it McConnell was saying about “punching the Tea Party in the nose” again? And wasn’t it El Jeb himself who said he could win the presidency without the conservative vote. Knock yourself out, carajo!
We, the conservatives of America are saying #NoMore to pretend conservative charlatans in the Republican Party. When you prove yourselves to be no different than Democrats, you should not be surprised when conservatives look to outsiders. Sure, Trump may be lying. We KNOW you are!
Feeling butthurt El Jeb? Good! Come to Texas and we’ll shoot you straight on what you’re doing wrong. It starts out by 1. Being a Bush and ends with 2. Running for public office in America. Why not spend your time by adopting some Salvadoran gang members?
Or better yet, here’s a job you’re suited for:
Bet you Roly Poly Karl Rove never told El Jeb that! ES&D, Republican Establishment! Now if you’ll excuse me, AWD is going to sit back and enjoy a tall, cold mug of schadenfreude!