“Come, Man, come and play.”

Tree and Captain Libtard

“Silence, you imperialist!” he shouted.

“But how is this possible? I’ve given up all my branches and leaves and fruit!” responded the tree.

The boy scowled. “It’s your roots! They’re spread so far and deep and wide that you dominate the land! And, because you’re such a fat, lazy, stupid, ignorant, water-guzzling, tree-oppressing, environment-killing redneck, you suck up all the water and don’t leave any else for any of the other trees!”

“Oh my,” said the tree, sadly. “I didn’t know I was doing that. How can I help?”

“Well clearly we’re going to have to hack your roots back to size!” exclaimed the boy.

And so, with pick and chainsaw, the boy severed the roots that the mighty oak had slowly grown over the many hundreds of years of its existence, stripping the tree as narrowly below ground as he had done to her above ground.

When he was done, he gathered up all the roots and said, “Now let that teach you a lesson.”

“Oh, it certainly will,” said the tree through her pain.

“Now I’m going to go brew some root beer out of all this and get blotto. Ciao!”

And with that, the boy was off.

And the tree was happy.

I'm All Dug Up...

To be continued…

SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!

It’s pretty apparent the Second Amendment is the only thing keeping us from being Venezuela these days. That’s why libtards hate guns! Kind of hard for libtards to round up those unruly, right-wing extremist patriot types when they can shoot back. If there’s one thing the Founding Fathers got right, it was the right for Americans to own guns to protect our liberty. A few years ago, I never thought the day might come when we’d have to actually use guns to defend the Constitution and the freedoms it guarantees. With the current anti-Americans infecting Washington, nobody can deny it’s no longer an outside chance…it seems damn likely! Well “nobody” who isn’t a libtard. But they’re not worried about preserving personal liberties….only taking them!

AWD wishes he could say the above rig was mine. It belongs to a good friend who lent it to AWD and Angry White Son to hunt coyotes last Saturday at the ranch of a very good Colonel friend of mine. We had a great time but it monsooned all damn day and nothing was moving. Last time it rained that hard, Noah went and built himself a boat! But man did we go through the ammo anyway! Had a blast! One damn thing is sure….AWD is saving his shekels for a new AR!

It’s been a while since we’ve paid homage to great firearms so tonight’s open post is dedicated to guns, guns and more guns! Because the only thing better than guns is? Anyone? Anyone? MORE GUNS! One of the billions of things I like about my beloved State of Texas is everybody has arsenals…and knows how to use them! Want to know how high a .223 caliber 55 grain bullet will be above the ground at 350 yards if your target is at 500? Your neighbor will know. Your neighbors on both sides of your house.

So tonight, feel free to talk about your favorite rig or rigs, what caliber and why. And how happiness is, indeed, a warm gun!

Or you may sound off on the AWDs new theme. I know it’s different but an upgrade had to be made. You’ll get used to it. Redstater gets credit for the new AWD logo that will be introduced next week. Also, we’ll have more AWD designs for dudes and sexy little dudettes (v-necks and tight tank tops, baybah!).

Tonight’s Music That Doesn’t Suck comes from a bunch of Texas hippies. And they play hard! Normally, AWD doesn’t care much for hippies because they occupy and poop on everything. But these are Texas Hippies…so that’s different. You just know these boys like guns! And gooder n hell rock and roll too! Something for the headbanger dudes out there tonight. Here’s “Pissed Off And Mad About It.”

Damn! All those Dean ML guitars make me think of only one thing….Pantera! Pantera from Dallas, Texas! You’d have to look hard to find a better kick-ass song than “Cowboys From Hell” and you still wouldn’t find it! Go ahead, bang your head….it’s OK. RIP Dime.

FOUR STAR POLITICIAN JOHN ALLEN

US General John Allen today apologized to the “noble” people of Afghanistan because his trained killers burned a few Korans. Tell me, General Allen, when you first entered the Naval Academy, did you ever in your wildest dreams think you’d be kissing the asses of savage Muslim terrorists as a Marine general? Did you sign up to be a warrior or a politician? Because you have failed in the former and are doing just fine in the latter! What would Chesty Puller do? Or have you forgotten Marines of that sort who used to kill our enemies and not apologize to them?

General Allen is not alone in kissing Muslim ass. None less than our pathetic Defense Secretary and Democrat hack Leon Panetta also apologized for the burning of a book! Interesting they aren’t as concerned when Al Qaeda, the Taliban or any other run-of-the-mill Muslim savages butcher our captured soldiers! I don’t recall hearing anyone calling for apologies from the leaders of Somalia when our Delta Force troops were drug through the streets of Mogadishu. Or when charred American bodies were hung from a bridge in Iraq. Or when two US soldiers from the 101st Airborne were beheaded and butchered? But let one of our soldiers burn a book considered holy by our ENEMY and you’d think our soldiers had put panties on the heads of a terrorist! Interesting that those Muslim savages don’t protest in the streets when Muslims burn Korans or bomb mosques. They do it because they know America is run by PC pussies and they can use it as a tool to humiliate the Great Satan! And today’s generals and politicians never lose an opportunity to look like idiots!

What purpose does groveling before savages achieve? Does General Allen and his PC cronies believe the Muslims will one day like us? That they’ll go back to their non-productive, miserable lives and just forget about the infidels? Muslims are brought up to hate and slaughter anyone who doesn’t believe the same nonsense. The news is filled every day of another Muslim imam calling for the deaths of someone…everyone…who isn’t Muslim.

Here’s General Allen’s humiliating and pathetic apology to the “noble” people of Afghanistan. Does “noble” include those who beheaded four of their countrymen today because they were suspected of working with the US military?

“I offer my sincere apologies for any offense this may have caused — my apologies to the president of Afghanistan, my apologies to the government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan, and most importantly, my apologies to the noble people of Afghanistan.

“I would like to thank the local Afghan people who helped us identify the error and who worked with us to immediately take corrective action.”

Apologies to the “noble” people of Afghanistan from a “no ball” politician with stars on his chest! Where are the generals who won wars? When did our generals become more concerned with “winning hearts and minds” instead of annihilating the enemy? Now our generals only get upset with Marine warriors when they’re caught pissing on dead enemies. Or burn a book! (note: Bibles are on the PC list of approved books to burn)

The wussification of America has now infected our last line of defense! When the Ft. Hood terrorist Hasan shot our soldiers in cold blood, the first thing to come out of Chief of Staff General Casey’s mouth was his hope that “diversity wouldn’t also become a victim.” God damn these pathetic pussies masquerading as fighting men! They are disgraces to those who have worn our nation’s uniform. Especially to those who have made the ultimate sacrifice while being led by such disgraceful politicians called general officers!

Is being a general so great that you disgrace those you lead? Where you humiliate yourself and our nation by apologizing to a country filled with brutal, corrupt savages? How do you look the fighting men in the eye after embarrassing yourself just to hold onto your cush general job?

You say you want to take “corrective action,” General Allen? Then resign! Go into politics! You’ll fit in perfect with your fellow wusses in Washington. In both parties!

America is doomed! We no longer have the will to destroy the enemy. Hell, we now strap fake pregnant stomachs on our Army troops so they can “empathize” with being pregnant! When a country’s military begins teaching its warriors to empathize, the end is near! A political correct military is a doomed military!

AWD did not serve our country. I have tremendous respect for those who have and do. As regular AWD readers know, I honor our fighting men and women any chance I get. For this reason, I am so upset with the absolute embarrassment our military leaders have become! Something bad happens when officers become politicians! And it costs lives!

Screw Afghanistan! Screw the Koran! Screw the Taliban, Al Qaeda and the rest! I have zero respect for anyone or anything they hold sacred when they would decapitate me and my family if given a chance! So we burned the Koran? BFD! We should be burning the whole @#*&ing country!

Watch this entire disgraceful report! Shame on you General Allen. Shame on you! Now that you’ve played the fool you can become the next embarrassing Chief of Staff!

And finally, watch the pathetic douchebag Casey disgrace our fighting men!

Seems to me what Santorum said last night to Hannity is Spot-On! He’s getting hit from the left and the right 24/7 from both sides of the aisle…you’d have to be blind not to see this…or you’re a leftist-loon peering through rose-colored glasses.

Here are a few examples:

First-up I present the wisdom from Brit Hume:

Brit Hume was on with Bill O’Reilly tonight to discuss the Republican primary. Hume agreed with Bill that the media would be all over Santorum in a general election.
“You’re absolutely right Bill and that’s why I think Santorum would be a risky nominee. I’ve read his positions on contraception and prenatal testing and so forth and it’s a respectable case he makes on those things. But those are not the major issues this election year. And while I think in the context of a republican primary those issues may not hurt him too badly… But those issues would be general election poison.”

Next up we have the never-ending BS from blowhard ‘The Donald’:

Donald Trump phoned into the “Art Lewis Show,” on WSGW in the Flint-Saginaw media market and lit into Rick Santorum. “There’s nothing – there’s no gift, no Christmas gift, that could be given better than Rick Santorum to the Democrats,” lambasted Trump. “They are just salivating at that. And, you know, I don’t think they believe it’s going to happen. But boy, would they like it to happen because that would be an easy election. That would be an election where you wouldn’t even have to wonder what the outcome will be.”

And just in the last few hours Drudge has this speech from Santorum blasted on his front page! Read what he said here…and you tell me where you disagree.

Rush Limbaugh put it in a nutshell yesterday:

“GOP establishment in a panic over Santorum, republicans are scared to death!”

Friends, I apologize for so many videos, I had three saved to put on today, but Drudge and the summation from Rush came to my attention today…I think each and every single one of them is important to the coming election and wanted to share them with you. I kind of thought you can always watch them at your own leisure.

Have you ever seen such attacks on one candidate from our side of the aisle…it’s bad enough and to be expected from the ‘Jokers on the Left‘, but this 24/7 attack from the ‘Clowns on the Right‘ makes me sick! What could they possibly fear…except Rick Santorum saying what he means and ‘We the People‘ agreeing with somebody who ‘Walks the Talk!‘

So friends…do you think this will all come back to bite the elite GOP establishment..or do you think they will eventually complete their mission and destroy Santorum’s chances when it comes to winning the republican primaries and go on to become our presidential nominee vs. Obama?

Fire Away…Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

KEEPIN' IT REAL

Obama has launched African Americans for Obama.  He needs that 4% of blacks he lost out on in 2008.  Of course, he still has 120% of the dead and illegal alien vote wrapped up.  Has it ever been clearer that American blacks are the most monolithic group (know whut I’m sayin’?) of people on the planet and at least 96% of them see the world through racial lenses?  Most blacks are black first and American somewhere far down the line. Not all but most. Think back to the black reactions to the OJ verdict.

Has anyone ever experienced a more racist, divisive president in American history than Hussein?  Barack Obama has set a new low in representing the people. He represents, as Eric Holder says, “his people.” Nothing but despicable race and class division.  Only Obama would dare create “African Americans for Obama.”   What would be the outcry if any of the GOP candidates went blatantly after the cracka vote?  There would be more hell than a little bit, I can tell you! And enough race cards played to build a casino in Detroilet.

What else amazes me is that 96% of blacks can’t see through this BS!  They have been so indoctrinated in hating white people that they will follow this fool Obama right over the cliff merely because he has dark skin.  Isn’t voting for and supporting someone solely on the color of their skin racism?  Ergo, blacks must be racist.  However, in PC America, blacks cannot be racist.  Only white people are capable of racism. Slavery, you know.  All blacks are victims even though the closest any living American black person has come to picking cotton is when the last flash mob of “urban yoots” stole some Nike t shirts to go with their stolen Nike Air Jordans.  By the price of their stolen Air Jordans, you can see that they are not poor! Ghetto logic.

Here’s the President of the Divided States of Amerikkka stoking up the home folk:

Hussein fully capitalized on the racist Black History Month to make his announcement to round up the 4% of “Uncle Toms” (i.e. black people who can think for themselves) that strayed in 2008. You know…Black History Month. Where we celebrate the guy who invented peanut butter and the guy in the White House whose wife won’t let us eat it!

There is nothing too low for Obama and his socialist puppet masters. They’re like the Taliban. Just wait until they unleash the Occupy and Poopers coupled with inner city thugs in a few months! And when the first thug gets shot, Eric Holder will be waiting to file Hate Crimes because thug witnesses swear they heard the racist store owner say the the N word while shooting the yoot! But he was a good boy!

African Americans For Obama should be as sickening to blacks as it is to everyone else. But it’s not. Most blacks don’t want to be equal. They want to be exalted. Special. And liberals have done that for 50 years with Affirmative Action, government set aside contracts and such. It’s not an equal place at the starting line they want, it’s to be placed first across the checkered flag. Oops, checkered flags are used in NASCAR so that example was probably racist.

In October 2010, AWD wrote a post entitled “The Hard Truth: Blacks Hate White People.” That post has received over 300 comments to date. They are very interesting to read. Especially the comments from black people. Most confirm the title of the post.

I know there is a growing segment of the black population who are as insulted by Obama’s chicanery as I. Some are regular commenters here at AWD. It must be one of the most difficult things to be in America…conservative and black. And I feel for them and admire them for their fortitude.

So another new low for America from the racist, socialist hands of Barack Hussein Obama. Or maybe he merely intends to also get 120% of the black vote in 2012.

Hussein isn’t the first to go after blacks….American Airlines did it last year with their Black Atlas program. Look how it worked for American Airlines! They declared bankruptcy a few weeks ago. Here’s a sophisticated 1%’er trying to buy tickets on the White Atlas program: