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HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

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AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO):

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Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island with Rosie O’Donnell and needed a severe case of beer goggles to continue the human race. But then, does anyone really consider Rosie O’Donnell human?

AWD must admit that I didn’t know who this little pencil-neck tard in the commercial was until I looked it up on YouTube. His name is Neil Patrick Harris. I’m not sure what he did or does to warrant him trying to sell beer. All I can say is I wore suits bigger than that when I was in the second grade.

Hey Neil, who do I contact at Heineken to reimburse me the 30 seconds of my life wasted watching your little nairy ass waste my time? Put down the cerveza and pick up a cheeseburger!

I’ve never known anyone who drinks Heineken beer. Most around these here parts drink Shiner or Lone Star. Occasionally, a Coors Light. A word to the executives at Heineken: a 12 year old poofter will not encourage anyone to drink your beer. Stupids!

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