Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow?
Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and food stamps from those racist gringo gabachos for breaking our immigration laws!
Zuckerberg, the lover of all mankind, said in April (h/t Breitbart):
“As I look around the world, I’m starting to see people and nations turning inward, against the idea of a connected world and a global community. I hear fearful voices calling for building walls and distancing people they label as ‘others.’ I hear them calling for blocking free expression, for slowing immigration, for reducing trade, and in some cases even for cutting access to the internet.”
“It takes courage to choose hope over fear. People will always call you naive, but it’s this hope and optimism that’s behind every important step forward.”
“Instead of building walls we can help build bridges. Instead of dividing people we can connect people. We do it one person at a time, one connection at time. That’s why I think the work we’re doing together is more important than it has even been before.”
Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire. AWD is a…well, thousandaire. Better make that a hundredaire. Is there a tenaire? Well, AWD is probably that! So I got to thinking about possibly moving in with Mark Zuckerberg and his family. I’m not one of those ‘others’ he spoke of. Hell, I’m a Facebook dude! We’d have tons to talk about sitting around the kitchen during supper! You can only imagine all the food piled into his Sub Z’s! Can’t wait!
Hey, I’d even volunteer to teach Zuckerberg’s children how to shoot so they could protect themselves lest any illegal alien criminals come across that bridge I’m building. Mark is probably afraid of guns.
After reading Zuck’s speech, I wanted to make sure Mark wasn’t just another liberal hypocrite who demands open borders for the American hoi polloi while they live behind massive walled houses with armed security. Here’s what I found!
What the?!?! I’m afraid that wall looks a lot like “turning inward,” Mr Zuck! That’s not a wall around Zuck’s crib. That’s a big ass Great Wall of Zuckerberg around his crib! So big that China just wept. So big that Pink Floyd is recording a new album called The Zuckerberg Wall! Here’s a lyric from “Hey You” on the new album:
“Hey you, in your gigantic house
While I’m poor as a mouse,
Won’t you feed me?”
I don’t know about you but I got a chill.
One thing’s certain, I’m gonna need a big ass bridge to cross that sumbitch wall! Mark won’t mind because he’s all about them bridges and not walls! Hey, Mr Zuckerberg, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! A little Reagan for y’all there.
But wait! I also read that Zucky spends a couple million on armed body guards at the stately Zuck manor! I’m probably going to need some body armor and some shooting irons in case I need to blast my way in. Certainly, Zuck wouldn’t mind shooting up the place since he obviously has no problems with illegal aliens murdering, raping, etc innocent Americans. Zuckerberg could even tell El Jeb Bush that AWD is only invading his home because AWD loves his family. Think of all Zuck’s cool cars I could give to my children!
So feel free to contribute to the Build A Bridge To Mark Zuckerberg’s House fund at Paypal via email@example.com. I’m sure Mark feels quite sheepish after making such a stupid speech only to drive his Smart Car home to see massive, big ass walls! Oh, the shame!
I believe Zuck and AWD could be great friends! I can even teach him how not to kill stories critical of Imam Obama, Her Cankleness, and #BlackLivesMatter. Wow, imagine if Facebook news actually reported news instead of propaganda! Well, then Zucky wouldn’t be much of a liberal now, would he?
As Mark said, “It takes courage to choose hope over fear. People will always call you naive, but it’s this hope and optimism that’s behind every important step forward.” Well, it’s going to take a whole hell of a lot of courage to build a bridge high enough to get over Zuck’s massive walls! Then I have to scale that sumbitch without falling off while getting shot at by his hired killers!
People may call me ‘naive’ but I have ‘hope’ that there will be much ‘optimism’ when I’m living in Mark Zuckerberg’s house and driving one of his many cars. Hell, his place is so big I can probably hang out a few years before he even knows it. Maybe I can invite in some of my illegal friends! Woo hoo!
Is my breaking into Zuck’s house uninvited and living off his earnings any different than the tens of millions of illegals that have broken into America and enjoy free medication, education, food, money, etc? Maybe Mark can explain the difference in his next compassionate speech.