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HEY STEVEN SPIELBERG, STOP POISONING MY PLANET!

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Steven Spielberg's Ozone Destroying Boat!

Steven Spielberg's Ozone Destroying Boat!

Since it’s hotter than Ted Kennedy’s eternal residence, AWD is reposting this chart-topper from 2011 about Steven Spielberg and his BF boat ruining Mother Earth for the rest of us! Never underestimate the hypocrisy of libtards!

OK, we all know global warming is nothing more than a big, steaming pile of Michael Moore. But, if it were true, it would most certainly exist due to Hollyweird eco-tards and all their private jets and yachts! Although, I must tell you…if global warming is causing the heat wave this summer…AWD kind of likes it. My super-sexy tan already passed the “Deep Mocha” stage and I am now progressing on to the shade of “Downtown Mozambique!”

Even though global warming has been disproved seven ways to Sunday, those Hollyweirdos continue to pump out global warming movies like Avatar, The Day After Tomorrow and Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Lie. So why then is Steven Spielberg, according to his libtarded ideology, killing the planet with his $360 million yacht? Because, like all libtards, he is a dishonest, hypocritical libtard! For $360 million, he could buy an Ozone-producing machine!

Spielberg recently was fined by the Italian equivalent of the Coast Guard (two fuzzy foreigners in a row boat) for buzzing the coastline and disturbing the beachgoers with big waves. My guess is Spielberg, after buzzing the beach with a $366 billion yacht asked, “do you think they saw me?” Not surprisingly, Spielberg and fellow eco-turd Gwyneth Paltrow were together on Spielberg’s boat, the Seven Seas, burning the equivalent of an oil tanker an hour in fuel when they were swamping the unwashed fuzzy little foreigners on the beach. Gwyneth was rumored to have said to Spielberg, “let them eat sand!” Here’s what Gwyneth has said previously about her concern for the Earth:

I worry about all the mercury that’s being dumped into the lakes and the oceans, and the ozone layer depleting, and forests being chopped down to find more oil. I mean, I really worry about the state of the planet and I wish that the government would make a concerted effort not to trash it. And I just wonder what the Earth will be like when Apple is a grandmother. I really worry about that.

AWD wonders what kind of idjit would name her daughter after a piece of fruit? I also wonder when Apple is a grandmother, she will hate Gwyneth Paltrow for riding her skinny little nairy ass around on a yacht bigger than an aircraft carrier and destroying the universe?

How does a guy with a $366 million yacht that is longer than Rhode Island call himself an environmentalist? Spielberg and his fellow yacht and private jet riding enviro-turds are the same as Al Sharpton, who calls himself a Reverend. There is one celebutard I have at least a molecule of respect for. Ed Begley, Jr. He’s such a enviro-wacko that he rides a bike everywhere he goes. If he wants to cook, he pedals a bike in his house to power the generator to cook food on his stove. He’s an idiot, no doubt but at least he walks it like he talks it. Or maybe electrical lines entering a house signal electronics for illegal aliens to steal and he’s tired of being ripped off. Every other green weenie in Hollywood is a Ozone-destroying hypocrite!

Next time AWD is down at the yacht club and Steven Spielberg comes rolling in with that skin and bones Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m going to make sure to call him out on his hypocrisy and tell her to get herself a cheeseburger and eat that sumbitch. AWD’s yacht, Deep Float, is not quite as big as Spielbergs but I work hard to waste just as much fuel and equal his carbon output. Because I care.

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