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HILLARY BEGINS HUGGING THE BIBLE IN LATEST DISHONEST PANDERING ATTEMPT!

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Hillary’s new book tour has been about as successful as Whoopi Goldberg’s recent beauty makeover or Michael Moore’s continuing attempt to count his toes. In other words, NOT TOO GOOD! So Hillary aka “The Evil” has suddenly found religion! Whodathunkit? To Dims, when all your lies fail, run home to religion. Even Hussein was a big-talking Christian in his first campaign. Why do they do it? I have no idea as most Dim voters have the morals of drunk Mezcans and despise all things good found in America.

In a Nueva Jork Times questionnaire, The Evil answered the question “If you had to name one book that made you who you are today, what would it be?” Her answer? You guessed it. The Bible!

Asked her favorite scripture in the Bible, Hillary answered “Oh my, there are just so many I’ve memorized over my lifetime but I would have to say my favorite is “Blessed are the cheese makers.” I just love cheese and am proud to be endorsed by the Brotherhood of Unionized Cheese Makers.

When asked which of the Ten Commandments influenced her the most, Hillary said she really loves the first five but could do without numbers 6 through 10. The first five commandments are:

ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’

FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

And the ones that give Hillary heartburn:

SIX: ‘You shall not murder.’

SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’

EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’

NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

Should her new found love of the Bible strategy fail like her performance as Secretary of State, The Evil can be expected to suddenly “reset” and announce her love of the Koran, like Imam Obama. For Christian voters, Hillary’s words proclaiming her love for the Bible fall as silent as Al Sharpton at a spelling bee.

AWD has always wanted to ask either or both of the Clintoons if they have any shame in their corrupt bodies? But we already know that answer. Hillary’s campaign slogan in 2016 will be “Praise the Lord and pass the Amnesty!” Of course, that will also be the Republican campaign slogan of El Jeb Boosh! Heaven help us!

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37 Comments

  1. The Shrillary heartburn is spot-on!

    I’ll throw this in too…

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/06/hillary-clinton-us-needs-woman-in-charge-like-germany/

  2. Shillary The Beast reads the bible?????? Yea and I am the Flying NUN…………She is pure evil like Obongo.

  3. Spurwing Plover

    Married to a rapists and who supported the murder of the unborn while protecting inanimate rocks and trees and once placed a sun globe on the toof the whitehouse christmas tree while her and slick willie occupied the 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

  4. ‘Tis true Hillary Clinton is a huge fan of the bible below is a selection of some of her most favorite bible verses.

    She has always aspired to live her life according to select scripture and her favorite biblical figure… Satan

    2 Corinthians 11:14
    No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.

    Matthew 24:24
    “For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.

    Jeremiah 23:26
    “How long? Is there anything in the hearts of the prophets who prophesy falsehood, even these prophets of the deception of their own heart,

    2 Peter 2:1-3
    But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves. Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.

    Yup, I’d say she is a bitter clinger, been hanging onto that philanderer Bill for years.

  5. david7134

    Next she will start talking about the children. That as the big Clinton topic whenever they got into difficulty or wanted a bill passed, always for the children. Also, I live in north Louisiana and know the politics of Arkansas as well as the rumors. Hillary is a lesbian and had a girl friend in Longview, TX.

  6. AWD this could work for Hillary. Bill got Monica to swallow it.

    Just for fun.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgW44Cz7d38

  7. Alexandra

    Shrillary’s supposed to be a Methodist, and from what I understand that denomination leans pretty much to the left (surprise, surprise). Her Methodist youth minister was a commie or something like that…one of those “social justice” types.

    I’m not fooled. She and her ilk are enemies of God and His Word. How much you wanna bet she’s not holding a King James Bible? (I believe the KJV is the only accurate English translation…the rest are counterfeits.)

    • Alexandra,
      The Methodist have become very liberal, If you got the time check out The national council of churches, a communist front org that infiltrates our churches, (Jimmy Carter comes to mind).

  8. AWD,
    If you want to find Jesus you got to go to jail cause thats where he lives, so say the perps in front of the judge, Yes your honor I done turned my life around cause I got religion in jail.

  9. Oh.. Happy day after Father’s Day AWD. I hope you and the Angry White Family had a good time.

  10. Spurwing Plover

    Attila the hen trieis to cosey up with jesus

  11. Snake Oiler

    Hillary Laughs About Defending Man Who Raped 12 YO

    http://sweetness-light.com/archive/hillary-laughs-about-defending-man-who-raped-12-yo#.U5-SAkCAOCk

    Mithrandir
    June 16, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    Ha ha ha………oh, my sides! -good times good times! Those were the days weren’t they? Ah, the 70s….

    That Chelsea, she sure has 2 inspiring parents doesn’t she? One that chuckles about getting a child rapist off with time served, and the other that has a Santa Clause list of women he fondled and abused while serving in public office his whole career.

    If I ever need to judge someone’s character, I will see what democrats have to say about them first.

  12. Snake Oiler

    “On any other day that might seem strange…”

    Chelsea Clinton: Bill Clinton’s actions ‘taught me the importance of doing right’

    By Paul Bedard | June 13, 2014

    Chelsea Clinton, who grew up in a White House dogged by scandal but one that also protected her from the media’s spotlight, credits her dad’s “words and even more his actions” for teaching her right and wrong.

    In a touching Father’s Day message [sic] that is part of a worldwide campaign to put the focus on men who’ve nurtured their daughters, Chelsea Clinton said he helped guide her effort to make an impact on the world.

    “Touching” or laugh out loud funny?

    “It is impossible for me to describe the extent to which my father has supported me, nurtured me and empowered me over the years,” she said on the video for the G(irls)20 initiative called “Fathers Empowering Daughters.”

    “Through his words and even more his actions, he has always taught me the importance of doing right, by our family, by the communities that I have chosen to be a part of and, ultimately, by the world,” she said.

    We suppose it all comes to down the meaning of the word ‘right.’

    [She added:] “He has always challenged me to take risks, not unnecessary ones but the ones that are necessary to be the person that I want to be and to have the impact I hope to have on the world.” …

    Nobody can deny that Bill is a risk taker. You don’t sexually harass people, even rape them, without liking to take risks.

    Chelsea said that Bill Clinton also taught her one of credos. “Certainly, one of his credos that I’ve adopted fully is that it is always better to get caught trying than to never have tried at all.”

    Has Chelsea suffered a recent concussion? Or is she really this dumb?

    Still, in some ways it’s clear she has followed her father’s advice about ‘making good.’ (Money.)

    http://sweetness-light.com/archive/chelsea-my-dads-actions-taught-me-about-doing-right#.U5-T9ECAOCk

  13. Jack Daniels

    But to the wicked person, God says:

    “What RIGHT have you to recite my laws
    or take my covenant on your lips?
    You hate my instruction
    and cast my words behind you.
    When you see a thief, you join with him;
    you throw in your lot with adulterers.
    You use your mouth for evil
    and harness your tongue to deceit.
    You sit and testify against your brother
    and slander your own mother’s son.
    When you did these things and I kept silent,
    you thought I was exactly like you.
    But I now arraign you
    and set my accusations before you.
    “Consider this, you who forget God,
    or I WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES, with no one to rescue you:
    Those who sacrifice thank offerings honor me,
    and to the blameless I will show my salvation.”

    Psalm 50:16-23

    That is all.

  14. Spurwing Plover

    Wrote a book with the idiotic title IT TAKES A VILLAGE

  15. I got a feeling…..and I have had this feeling for some time now…….Hilda-BITCH won’t be running for the oval orafice come 2016………no one….not even the dims like Hida-BITCH…..no one wants this bitch as president…..no one…..least of all me………

    I do think the dims have something up their sleeve…..they got a creeptoid waiting in the wings they plan on running instead of Hilda-BITCH……….

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2014/06/17/5_reasons_hillary_wont_run_123015.html

  16. iron_mike_houston

    I read on the DR that Hillary actually sold 60k books and 24k ebooks (yea I am a fringing engineer) the first week. They printed something like 600k-1M books and say they wil be lucky to sell 150k books. They paid her $14M and that calculates to $93 a book.

    I guess those democrats can’t read and want to buy a book!

    I wonder what the price will be in about 3 weeks?

  17. I just read that the book is being discounted 40% in bookstores. They gave her 14 million dollar advance payment and printed 1 million books.First weeks sales were 60 K hardcover and 24K downloaded. 84K total sales.They were expecting 150 K sales first week.In contrast,Sarah Palins first book sold 300K first week and 2.4 million total.I guess most Hillary fans cant read.Publisher S&S must figure it’s a campaign contribution and a tax loss.

  18. Spurwing Plover

    Can she remember the Ten Comandment? dose she know what the seven deadly sins are?

  19. Netanyahu tried to seduce Hillary!! Its true!!

  20. Nothing is too low for this reprobate Bitch….

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