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HILLARY BEGINS HUGGING THE BIBLE IN LATEST DISHONEST PANDERING ATTEMPT!

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"LOVE ME SOME @#&* BIBLE!"

“LOVE ME SOME @#&* BIBLE!”

Hillary’s new book tour has been about as successful as Whoopi Goldberg’s recent beauty makeover or Michael Moore’s continuing attempt to count his toes. In other words, NOT TOO GOOD! So Hillary aka “The Evil” has suddenly found religion! Whodathunkit? To Dims, when all your lies fail, run home to religion. Even Hussein was a big-talking Christian in his first campaign. Why do they do it? I have no idea as most Dim voters have the morals of drunk Mezcans and despise all things good found in America.

In a Nueva Jork Times questionnaire, The Evil answered the question “If you had to name one book that made you who you are today, what would it be?” Her answer? You guessed it. The Bible!

Asked her favorite scripture in the Bible, Hillary answered “Oh my, there are just so many I’ve memorized over my lifetime but I would have to say my favorite is “Blessed are the cheese makers.” I just love cheese and am proud to be endorsed by the Brotherhood of Unionized Cheese Makers.

When asked which of the Ten Commandments influenced her the most, Hillary said she really loves the first five but could do without numbers 6 through 10. The first five commandments are:

ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’

FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

And the ones that give Hillary heartburn:

SIX: ‘You shall not murder.’

SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’

EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’

NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

Should her new found love of the Bible strategy fail like her performance as Secretary of State, The Evil can be expected to suddenly “reset” and announce her love of the Koran, like Imam Obama. For Christian voters, Hillary’s words proclaiming her love for the Bible fall as silent as Al Sharpton at a spelling bee.

AWD has always wanted to ask either or both of the Clintoons if they have any shame in their corrupt bodies? But we already know that answer. Hillary’s campaign slogan in 2016 will be “Praise the Lord and pass the Amnesty!” Of course, that will also be the Republican campaign slogan of El Jeb Boosh! Heaven help us!

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