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HILLARY’S TOP TEN STOLEN PASSWORDS

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AWD has received a list of passwords from Hillary Clinton’s illegal private server and her Blackberry that were stolen from sophisticated, high-level computer hackers. In this instance, this list came from Bradley, my 7 year old neighbor who hacked into Hillary’s illegal, private server using his Xbox while playing a contentious game of Modern Warfare.

It appears that everyone in the world had Hillary’s passwords except Hillary, who is computer illiterate.

The Top Ten passwords hacked from Hillary’s server and Blackberry are:

1. password
2. PaySecStateForGovtMillions
3. MonicaSux-Literally
4. Password
5. HumaPleaseLoofahMyStretchmarks
6. BillIsARapist
7. I-Heart-Huma
8. PassWord
9. 8675309
10.ImTooSexyForMyCankles

There are strong rumors that an 11th password was also hacked. It was “PASSWORD1.”

Bradley, my brat neighbor recently turned in a paper at school titled “How To Overthrow Nations and Make A Fortune Doing It.” He told me his goal in life is to be the Secretary of State of the United States. Why am I not surprised?

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