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HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

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NO MAN SHOULD EVER DO THIS!
NO MAN SHOULD EVER DO THIS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt when they had a protest to attend and wanted to make a good impression. Those days are long gone!

Lebanese womerns are worse (if that’s possible) because they always look like bufforillas complete with those ‘women’s basketball coach’ dykie hairdos and flannel shirts. The only dude who would be interested in some flippy-floppy with those hags would be Bubba Clintoon. I mean, after all….Hillary. Hillary pretty much proves Bubba will do anything.

But tie-dyes and Che t shirts are Armani compared to what libtarded males are wearing these days! Hell, the modern libwear coming out these days would get laughs even in Nueva Jork and San FagCisco! Liberals are donning themselves some gay apparel with greater frequency these days. Here’s three “outfits” no one with a man thing should ever be caught dead in. Wear this sh*t where AWD saddles up to the bar and being dead is a purt’ near a certainty! So here’s three steps that will make you dress like a ‘tard and/or end up pig food out in Cooper, Texas

liberal fashion

Great googly moogly! That is what libs are calling male fashion these days! I crap you negative! And we thought metrosexuals were bad! A new low, even for libtards! I wonder if those dudes have any rooms for tampons in those dresses?

This sh*t shows the real goal of libtards. They want to turn men into women. They have greatly succeeded because what real man would ever be a lib in the first place? Think Ronbo Reagan ever ‘got in touch with his feminine side?’ Hell no! He was kicking the sh*t out of Russkies! Think the Duke ever moisturized? Yeah, right. Think Chuck Norris ever soaked away his troubles in a lavender scented bubble bath? Shee-ut! He was too busy delivering round house kicks to the melon of some bug-humping Viet Cong colonel!

Look at some of the libtarded tools on MSNBC to learn how not to dress unless you want to see a big, angry man-thing in close proximity! I mean, really. Does anyone really want to look like this pathetic poofter?

chris hayes

More like bend over and say “ahhhh.” What a pathetic, girly-man tool!

And who can forget the homo fashion stylings of Yoko Ono? I hear this line was very popular with the DNC.

yoko ono fashion

You have to give John Lennon credit for one thing. He had guts to sleep with Yoko Ono! After all, they produced Julian. Maybe he was drunk. Real drunk!

It’s not that hard to dress like a man. Clothes, as they say, make the man. That’s why AWD’s preferred winter wear is a pair of jeans, an AWD t shirt and cowboy boots. When it’s summer and the Texas sun beats down at temps over 100 degrees, AWD will be found in jeans, an AWD t shirt and cowboy boots. This ensem has been proven to be comfortable, perfect for concealing several handguns, and guaran-damn-teed to reel in the biscuit from the little fillies.

Now, AWD realizes our brethren trapped behind enemy lines in blue state gulags might want to rethink the jeans and cowboy boots thing lest they be mistaken for one of the @#&* Village People!

Conservative men are the only men left in America! And it’s our duty to teach our sons how to dress, act, and shoot like a man. Neglect these important lessons and your son might just end up counting thread counts on pillows up in Greenwich Village and being a libtard. But I repeat myself.

Here’s the great American Merle Haggard singing about manly behavior…and footwear.

Listen to Merle..and AWD. We’ll shoot you straight on how to dress and act like a man!

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14 Comments

  1. LMFAO!!

    Look at the faces of the ‘models’, it’s tough to look hard when you’re wearing an above the knee dress and knee high boots!

    Nothing says ‘Flaming homo here’, or ‘I’ll be your prison bitch!’ like Yoko Ono’s designs.

    AWD, surprised to see you omitted pajama boy and his cup o’ hot spoo.

  2. Disgusted Caucasian

    One of the reasons I was turned off to British humor was their insistence of men in drag as being necessary and funny. From Monty Python to Benny Hill to whatever slop those queen lovers served up as comedy has always irked my moral compass. The Brits don’t realize how horrible it looks because they were corrupted by Liberals long before we were.

  3. Spurwing Plover

    wear a dress or tutu sandels, and a pink hat with butterflies on it and go to the salad bar for breakfast,lunch and dinner snack on granola bars

  4. No…just no!

    Whatever happened to men looking (and acting) like men?

    All this egalitarianism and androgyny crap…I ain’t buying into it. All that’s missing from these “men” is long hair!

  5. These libtard guys just got a TV show
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMb-uuXHnQU
    Mercy God help us all
    Jigg

  6. Designers, for the most part, are homosexuals. Women and men designers always try to blur the sexes in their clothes designs and for doing that,…they are called ‘avant garde’ or ‘geniuses’ or ‘ahead of their time’. They usually get awards for these designs and sell a few of them but they never sell outside of the homosexual circles and/or the ultra-liberal class. These designs do not make them money but they design them anyway to keep pushing the homosexual boundaries. Anyone wearing such claptrap should be taken out and beaten with a whip antenna until unconscious. They are part of the big libtard push in this nation and they will pay for it one day.

  7. damn sick and tired of homos…….everything is homo this and homo that…….since when do homos count for anything…….I don’t give a rat’s ass for homos….fags….queers….or transvestites……..

    nothing but perverts…….I know perversion when I see it and I see it……………and it’s spelled homosexual…………the revulsion quotient is over the top with homos…….right now I can’t get that picture out of my mind…….damn I can’t stand homos……………..

    you homos out there…..you can stick your lifestyle up your ass…..oh, I guess you already do that…..stick it up your ass that is……………Christ almighty…..you freak’n fagots…..damn you homos are nasty……………

  8. Spurwing Plover

    Outrage in the state of New York as a couple are being forced to pay a unconstitutional $13:000 fine by their stupid HUMAN RIGHTS DIVISION for refusing to host a same sex wedding on their private property becuase these liberal run human rights facsists reject the idea of private Property. These human rights jerks need totaly defunded

  9. If I were a guy and dressed like that, I’d kick my own ass.

  10. Quartierleblanc

    I do hate the way they screw up cowboy boots when libs wear them. You just know.

  11. Spurwing Plover

    Liberals like to moslty go barefoot in the summer despite all the bees when their dancing and prancing though the grass during their silly Earthday Celebrations

  12. god damn you homos……….you libtards can go to hell as well……sick and god damn tired of your political correctness……………..

    and you can stick your diversity up your ass as well………

    https://www.facebook.com/libertyalliance/photos/pb.249114388493918.-2207520000.1453493028./1015240835214599/?type=3&theater

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