You can’t make this sh*t up! The TSA is one of the worst jokes ever forced upon the American people and it’s cost us billions, invaded our privacy, and subjected us to unconscionable insults and inconveniences! I am still a-f***ing-mazed that I stand there like a prized bull being felt up and inspected in airports by TSA agents unemployables who couldn’t piss and hit dirt! TSA is just one of many reasons to detest George W. Bush and his big government presidency!

According to

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) approved flight training for 25 illegal aliens at a Boston-area flight school that was owned by yet another illegal alien, according to the Government Accountability Office.

The illegal-alien flight-school attendees included eight who had entered the country illegally and 17 who had overstayed their allowed period of admission into the United States, according to an audit by the GAO.

And who discovered this cluster-you-know-what? A traffic cop! Not the TSA. Not the GAO. Not the FBI. Not the CIA. Not the FAA. Not the DOT! No, it was a much cheaper acronym….a COP! He must be one of those racist cops who asked for immigration papers of someone he stopped….thank goodness!! How many hundreds of billions…if not trillions…are spent wasted on every one of those governmental agencies listed above paid to keep freaking ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM LEARNING TO FLY PLANES AT A FLIGHT SCHOOL OWNED BY AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!!! reported the testimony from the hearing held by Congressman Mike Rogers (R-AL), Chair of the Homeland Security committee and some worthless Homeland Security droid:

Rep. Mike Rogers (R.-Ala.), chairman of the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Transportation Security, said he found the GAO’s findings “amazing.”

“We have cancer patients, Iraq War veterans and Nobel Prize winners all forced to undergo rigorous security checks before getting on an airplane,” said Rogers, “and at the same time, ten years after 9/11, there are foreign nationals in the United States trained to fly just like Mohammed Atta and the other 9/11 hijackers did, and not all of them are necessarily getting a security background check.”

Stephen Lord, who is the GAO’s director of Homeland Security and Justice Issues, testified about the matter Wednesday in Rogers’ subcommittee. Rogers asked him: “Isn’t it true that, based on your report, the Transportation Security Administration cannot assure the American people that foreign terrorists are not in this country learning how to fly airplanes, yes or no?”

Lord responded: “At this time, no.”

Those TSA sumbitches are too busy squeezing my package in the airport to even have a mechanism to know if more camel-humping Arab bastids are training to fly more planes into more buildings! AND THEY ADMIT IT!

TSA must be disbanded! It is worthless and costs us billions! The American government has hit the bottom of the slippery slope of competence and now has reached bad joke status! It also must be disbanded! The TSA would rather feel up a 80 year old great-grandmother in a wheelchair than stop the real terrorists who are trying to kill us! And we idly stand by and suffer these indignities and insults to our liberty and privacy like a bunch of mindless sheep!!

Every time I get my unit felt up by some TSA creep in the airport, I always leave them with “thank you for the illusion of security.” They’re too stupid to understand the insult! This story of illegals training to fly planes at a school owned by another illegal proves my point about the illusion of security.

I’m sick and tired of being groped by former janitor-level TSA agents who are keeping terrorists out of coach but letting them fly the @#&* plane! I’m tired of watching them leer at attractive women going through their scanners (I’ve stared down more than a few doing this). I’m tired of being treated like at @#&* terrorist and watching 3 year olds and grandmothers treated the same! I’m tired of taking off my clothes, removing my computers and every other indignation subjected on me by TSA! I’m tired of the PC bullshit that disgraces Americans by ridiculous gropings to avoid “offending” the ever-offended Muslims who actually ARE TERRORISTS!!!!

I sure wish I lived in America. Unfortunately, it left several decades ago.


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