AWD has a badness meeting tonight where vast sums of cash American will be exchanged. I smell some new shooting irons coming from this deal! Since I’m unavoidably detained, here’s a repost from a few years ago about some cat getting his scrotum detached. Fun for the whole family!

An Indiana man has suffered an attack to his dickular region and his “on again/off again” girlfriend has been arrested for attacking the scrotal area and will most likely face a long stretch in a penal institution. As for “on again/off again,” that womern should definitely be permanently “off again!”

The man and his scrotum were peacefully resting in his domicile when said “off again” girlfriend entered screaming for him to call “the f***ing police.” She, obviously, had intentions on attacking the man’s scrotum and detaching it from his body. Now, AWD doesn’t mind a young lovely detaching my scrotum but she doesn’t have to yell at me too!

According to the Smoking Gun, the womern, Christina Reber:

“first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The scrotumless man was taken to…I crap you negative…Ball Hospital! But what better hospital to take a cat whose sack has been detached by a yelling “on again/off again” curvy babe? And, once again fellas, we see it is never wise in a fight to lead with your scrotum! Or to date a filly with a Kung Fu grip!

The Smoking Gun continues:

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

It always seems that a filly is involved when it comes to pulling off tingly body parts. Just last year, AWD commented on a filly pulling off her daughter-in-law’s nipple in a fight. You never hear of dudes pulling off breasteses or tingly parts of womerns! It always seems to be a filly full of pre or post-menstrual rage! AWD calls on the immediate cessation of crotchular violence against men by crazed, scrotum-hating fillies!

Christina Reber should receive a stiff sentence and be incarcerated in a penal institution for years to come!

This detachable scrotum story reminds me of some Music That Doesn’t Suck. For your listening enjoyment, here’s Detachable Penis:


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