It’s May and no NFL team has expressed interest in former San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick. I know. I too feel your pain.
The Mercury News reports on three reasons Kaepernick is being ignored:
1) HE CAN’T PLAY AT A HIGH PERFORMANCE LEVEL ANYMORE
2) OWNERS FEAR HIS PRESENCE WILL CAUSE A BACKLASH AMONG THE FANBASE
3) OWNERS AND ORGANIZATIONS SIMPLY HATE HIM
Colin (why are all black guys named Colin douchebags?) Kaepernick gained infamy for refusing to stand for the National Anthem because of…well, lets face it…he’s just another cracka hating brother who saw his protest as a thumb in the eye to white America. Those racissss crackas in the stands paying several hundred dollars per ticket to watch footbawwwww happen to be patriotic Americans. So Kaepernick soon became the most hated player in football history.
He spouted Black Lives Matter rhetoric, refused to stand for the National Anthem, and attended press conferences wearing Malcolm X and Fidel Castro t shirts. This guy was just begging to be hated. And he is. And he wonders why no pro team will touch him with a communist flag!
The irony? Kaepernick was raised by wealthy crackas. No good deed goes unpunished.
Not to say Kaepernick is the only of his kind. If not for agents controlling their clients, you’d see hundreds more black NFL millionaire players protesting the racissss America.
Kaepernick’s downfall is blamed on some black female radio host in Oakland that became his girlfriend who is a converted Muslim and hates her some crackas. Kaepernick reportedly has also converted to Islam and changed his name to Colini al-Douchebagi.
Yes, the owners of NFL teams certainly hate Kaepernick. No, owners don’t have morals or scruples but realize where their bread is buttered. TV ratings plummeted after Kaepernick and his fellow cracka-hating fellow players began their Anthem protest antics. This cost the NFL hundreds of millions of dollars. The league even had to rebate advertisers because viewership was down.
Kaepernick should stay on his knee. While there he should beg for forgiveness for insulting a nation that makes millionaires of morons who have negligible athletic skills and less intelligence.
Some future employment options for Kaepernick might be:
1. Spokesperson for Afro-Sheen, Ultra-Sheen, and Afro-Sheen Cosmetics
2. Host of Soul Train now that Don Cornelius died. It’s gonna be a stone gas, honey!
3. Host of every show on MSNBC
4. Host of every show on CNN
5. Next Plesident of North Korea once Chubby is offed.
6. Unemployed forever
AWD lost interest in the NFL decades ago when Neon Deon Sanders first began going into spasms after every good play. Yawn. If I wanted to watch ghetto ball, there is always the NBA. And who cares about that garbage? The good thing is millions of marginal fans realized this year that they could live without the NFL. They won’t be back. Who needs to waste their time watching oversized, tattooed felons play football? Especially when the players go out of their way to insult fans? Not me.
Oh, and here’s Kaepernick’s audition for the new Soul Train. Oh Kaepernick? He’s the one with the fro.
Oh, and Colin? See ya at the BLM protests!