AWD had never heard of Reince Priebus before he was the Chair of the wussypants Republican National Committee. Reince Priebus sounds like a character in a Star Wars movie. Just as well because, like all good establishment wussypants Republicans, Priebus has embraced the dark side of the political force. He is a wuss-i knight! Another RINO waste of space dreaming of votes from blocs that will never vote for Republicans. But hey! Let’s not let that keep Republicans from alienating conservatives who do! Or, at least did.

AWD doesn’t trust so-called conservative Republicans from blue states. Yeah, they may be a conservative in the People’s Repubic of Wherever but they’re still a moderate, RINO in red states. One need only look to gigantic waste-of-space Chris Christie and former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R-D-Whatever).

These days, the RNC is all about reaching out to Hispanic voters who will continue to vote for Dims while ignoring the real, hard facts of why they lose elections. If conservatives had turned out in November of last year, we’d have President Mitt W Romney as President. The W, of course, stands for “Wussypants.” But conservatives are tired of voting for wussypants RINOs. We’re tired of the wussypants RNC establishment. Hell, we’re tired of the wussypants Republican Party! The Party of Losering!

Here’s the deal. Republicans like to act like Democrats, only not as whacked out in public. But close. Republicans will take any idiotic Democrat issue and immediately accept it at face value of having merit. Then they’ll try to slow it down a bit or trim off the edges to make the stupid issue a little cheaper. They either try to slow the issue down or bring their own plan on the ridiculous idea. All they really have to do is kill the stupid bill or issue!

If Democrat talking points become “global warming will slow down if every American chops off a leg,” Republicans will counter that Americans need only cut off an arm to slow global warming. Americans are just out here saying “global warming is about as real as Anthony Weiner’s morals and I ain’t choppin’ nothing off!” Basically, Democrats are evil creatures. Republicans are spineless morons. Say hello to RNC Chairman Reince Priebus!

This week, Priebus was busy badmouthing Steve King, one of the only smart Republicans in the House over King’s opposition to amnesty. Steve King is a solid conservative so of course he doesn’t fit in well with the wussypants Establishment types. King told CNN:

“Last year, almost everybody in my conference would have agreed with me on this immigration issue. And this year, it seems as though after the presidential election, a spell’s been cast over a good number of Republicans, and they seem to think the presidential election was about immigration.”

King is exactly right! After losing the 2012 presidential election, the wussypants RNC panicked and commissioned a study of how they can get more votes and win elections. Instead of relying on the tried and true sticking-to-conservative-values method some Washington think tank sold them a big load of Bull Dukakis! The “experts” hired by the Republicans reported the GOP needs more Hispanic voters muy pronto! Some roly-poly Karl Rove type (who stands for nothing) actually sold the RNC that they should go after a voting bloc that will never vote for them! Just like blacks didn’t vote for them in every past election since the Great Society! Look at every district with a Hispanic majority. It’s blue! Even in Texas! Idjits! Saying “The GOP loves Hispanics” and “Hispanics are our natural constituency” or “Yo quiero Taco Bell” ain’t gonna get the wussypants Republicans the Hispanic vote. Only one thing will. Free sh*t. And lots of it! And nobody does giving away free sh*t for votes better than the Dims. It’s a good thing the think-tank tards didn’t tell the RNC they needed more votes from Al Qaeda or we’d be blowing up about now!

Reince Priebus doesn’t like him some Steve King or any other Republican blaspheming the latest, greatest, unattainable voting bloc! He was no mucho appreciato with Stevo Kingo! But he also threw fellow RINO Mitt W Romney under el bus, too! Why? Because Romney spoke of “self-deportation” of illegal aliens several times during his campaign. Que horror! How racista can W Romney be? Does Romney not quiero Taco Bell? Priebus rebuked Romney saying:

“Using the word ‘self-deportation’ — it’s a horrific comment to make,” Priebus said, in a forceful rebuke. “I don’t think it has anything to do with our party. When a candidate makes those comments, obviously, it hurts us.”

The term self-deportation is “horrific” to you, Reince? Might try taking out your tampon and growing a pair, Ms Priebus! Especially since self-deportation was part of the Republican platform in 2012! You’d think the RNC Chair might know the party platform! There are a lot of things concerning illegal immigration AWD would consider “horrific.” Self-deportation of illegal aliens is not one of them.

Maybe I’d consider the suffering from tens of thousands of crime victims and their families at the hands of criminal illegal aliens in America horrific. 70+% of illegals utilizing at least one form of welfare definitely qualifies as horrific. Over-crowded schools and prisons filled to the brim with illegals is also horrific! Jobs Americans are desperate to do being taken by illegals who have broken our immigration laws to enter the United States and work for cash while receiving welfare for their anchor children is horrific! Pissing off the most loyal voters in the Republican Party to kiss the asses of those who are and will remain cradle to grave Democrats is horrific. Horrifically stupid!

Truer words have never been spoken than when someone called the Republicans the “Party of Stupid.” The past week or so, Priebus has been thumping his bird chest on how the RNC won’t allow NBC or CBS to moderate the Republican debates in 2016. Is this really the first time a Republican ever thought of this? Morons! How many Wolf Blitzers, George Stepahanopolous’s, or Candy Crowleys did the wussypants boys have to see before shilling for Dim candidates during debates before they thought up this gem? Hell, Candy Crowley even debated for Obama in the debate she moderated!

AWD had a long phone conversation before that very debate with the wife of a wussypants RNC type. He was a RNC big shot and still is. I asked her why the RNC allows leftists from the mainstream propaganda media to moderate debates involving Republicans? After all, the Dim candidates during their primary in 2008 boycotted even appearing on Fox News. Why not have a conservative moderator to balance out the socialists? She said, “I don’t know but that’s a great idea!” Whaaaaat!?! AWD should be a damn think tank! So if the wife of a RNC big-wig had never heard the common-sense idea of not letting libtarded moderators destroy Republican candidates in debates, you now better understand why the RNC is a total cluster you-know-what! Wussypants morons leading wussypants cowards!

Reince Priebus seems like the perfect man for the Party of Stupid. Another moral coward playing by the leftist rules of political correctness while driving the RNC bus down the wrong road toward the cliff of losing the next election. If the Rubio amnesty bill passes, the GOP won’t have to worry about elections anymore because the Party will never contend in another. But pass amnesty they much! Hey, don’t be surprised in 2020 to see the RNC calling for sharia law and making Osama bin Laden Day a national holiday!

Reince Priebus is the AWD Libtard of the Week. Congrats and condolences. And we didn’t think the Repubs could do worse than Michael Steele!


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