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HAVE YOU LICKED YOUR AIR JORDANS TODAY?

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THE GHETTO HOLY GRAIL

THE GHETTO HOLY GRAIL

There is just so much wrong in this local Houston TV news report AWD doesn’t know where to begin. All I can say is I hope Dallas never gets another shipment of Nike Air Jordans. You need to watch this.

In-@#&*ing-credible. I’m sure all those new shoe owners will be proud to show that by the price of their Air Jordans they are not poor to their homies in the public housing.

AWD was talking to a non-political friend the other day about illegal immigration. She used the well-worn “we need illegals in America to do the work Americans won’t do” line. I replied that illegals do the work that those on welfare don’t have to do anymore. That’s because welfare moochers are able to survive without working by receiving a steady monthly income of dollars seized from working Americans by the corrupt federal government. Take away welfare, let the mooching welfare classes make the decision to work or starve and illegals would soon disappear from the US.

But since welfare moochers are flush with free (to them) cash, they will spend hours standing in cattle cues for a chance to spend hundreds on a pair of @#&* basketball shoes that cost less than $5 to produce! Yet they won’t take ten minutes to fill out a job application. Why should they? Welfare moochers are the modern day slave owners. We the producers are trapped working on plantations for the welfare Massah!

A free AWD t shirt to anyone who can translate one damn word spoken by anyone in that video except the two creepy ass crackas from the TV station! AWD was, however, impressed by the one young lady’s compassion for the infants who were kept in the cold for hours while waiting for shoes. She was worried they might catch “amonia.”

It’s Christmas Eve and AWD doesn’t want to get negative. But I’d love to listen to the professional blacks at MSNBC explain how all those people in line are victims of white privilege. Because I guaran-damn-tee you it has been my “privilege” to earn the money that paid for most of those Air Jordans sold.

I think I’ll go home and lick my worn-out 7 year old Nike work out shoes. After I clean off the grass stains.

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