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LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM COMMERCIALS ARE STUPIDLY ANNOYING!

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LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM ANNOYS ME!

LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM ANNOYS ME!

AWD doesn’t watch too much TV. I’m too intellectual. These days the only show I really follow is Bass Masters. Stimulating commentary on aquatic harvesting! But those “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” commercials? Dayum, Dayum, DAYUM! Would make Jesus cuss!

I’ve never been a fan of commercials but those State Farm Insurance spots are a new low! Lower than Hillary’s server in the Atlantic Ocean.

Here ya go.

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Can’t they find a Chinese girl who can actually sing? And what’s with the old perv fisherman? This freaks me out. This commercial reminds me of a nightmare after a date with a bottle of tequila or three! Who writes this sh*t?

This one, in my opinion, is the worst:

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Again, this makes no sense at all. A Mexican guy and a Chinese guy (there’s a pattern going on here) eating burgers in the middle of Injun country being attacked by a buffalo. Seems plausible. They have to sing the magic State Farm jingle to be rescued from said tatanka. Here’s another possible solution. Why not start your @#&*ing car and drive away from the attacking buffalo? Instead of being magically transported to their State Farm office, my guess is these two would much prefer winding up in a San Francisco bath house.

Here we get into the typical PC stupid white guy theme. Smart black guy is protected by State Farm while stupid white guy (who can’t sing) isn’t. And could State Farm have used a more stereotypical grandmother character and voice? This is so insulting, I’m considering joining all my illegal alien compadres and simply driving without auto insurance!

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Ohhhhh, how these State Farm commercials put me in jail! For one thing, AWD cannot stand to hear people sing when they don’t have the ability to sing. There’s enough bad karaoke out there to satisfy that desire, if I had it.

I know this post isn’t relevant to what’s going on with Obama, Israel, Iran, Indiana, etc but sometimes I get so sick of politics! Sick enough to watch these crass State Farm commercials!

Hey, I found a Chinese girl who can sing!

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Here’s a “must see” of three Chinese girls (or two girls and one Chinese hombre…I can’t really tell) singing some gawd-awful mess. Can’t you wait until those sumbitches take over the world?

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I see a State Farm commercial in their near future!

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